DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pattern Noticer]

Phil, who lies about literally everything, mentions a couple times that he might go for a walk (during a 15-minute break and barely time to get outside) and people think he's looking good because he's taking more walks.

Phil does a bunch of fast food rewards back to back but is apparently doing "far less overating".

Gotta love the Farms.

He's following the workout program.

 

[fredfuchinmeyer]

What health issues do you guys think DSP currently has? His lifestyle ia a textbook example of what not to do.
Off the top of my head:

*Alcoholic
*Eats fast food every week, terrible overall diet
*Never exercises
*Leaves the house once a week

I think high blood pressure and high cholesterol are a given, and he's already admitted to having gout years ago. Gynecomastia is probably another obvious one, he will never wear a tight-fitted shirt on stream again. It seems like he's going to have some major medical bills soon if he doesn't change his ways.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil, who lies about literally everything, mentions a couple times that he might go for a walk (during a 15-minute break and barely time to get outside) and people think he's looking good because he's taking more walks.

Phil does a bunch of fast food rewards back to back but is apparently doing "far less overating".

Gotta love the Farms.

Phil is doing Groundhog day in real time. Except he's the one that forgets everything and everyone else remembers.

 

[#DSPositive]

An autistic Kiwi thread with 6246 pages is sure to harbor ample mouthdrooling dunces, constituting the target audience for DSP begging.

So be reminded; we need that money, we really really do. Electric bill, internet bill, tax bill.

Superchats, superstickers, subs and gifted subs are all appreciated. But tips are preferred. Tips are what actually buys the grocerhogans.

I have already pointed my wheelchair toward Phil's tip page. My disability check is on its way, Phil!

Now let me search the parking lot for scraps of food to eat.

 

[neger psykolog]

An autistic Kiwi thread with 6246 pages is sure to harbor ample mouthdrooling dunces, constituting the target audience for DSP begging.

So be reminded; we need that money, we really really do. Electric bill, internet bill, tax bill.

Superchats, superstickers, subs and gifted subs are all appreciated. But tips are preferred. Tips are what actually buys the grocerhogans.

I have already pointed my wheelchair toward Phil's tip page. My disability check is on its way, Phil!

Now let me search the parking lot for scraps of food to eat.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

SO. MUCH. POSITIVITY.

DSP's locked-in gamer face:

Phil, who lies about literally everything, mentions a couple times that he might go for a walk (during a 15-minute break and barely time to get outside) and people think he's looking good because he's taking more walks.

Phil does a bunch of fast food rewards back to back but is apparently doing "far less overating".

Gotta love the Farms.

The farms projecting onto lolcows to protect their own self-image? Preposterous.

Next you will tell me that KingCobraJFS isn't actually a very talented "outsider" musician and isn't a very tender soul free of disgusting fantasies of others, and that BossmanJack doesn't have a bright future free from hedonism.

Yes dents, thinking about going for that walk to the mailbox IS real exercise and you will see results. And 2k calories a day with all that exercise? How could you not be looking good?

 

[Twrx]

An autistic Kiwi thread with 6246 pages is sure to harbor ample mouthdrooling dunces, constituting the target audience for DSP begging.

So be reminded; we need that money, we really really do. Electric bill, internet bill, tax bill.

Superchats, superstickers, subs and gifted subs are all appreciated. But tips are preferred. Tips are what actually buys the grocerhogans.

I have already pointed my wheelchair toward Phil's tip page. My disability check is on its way, Phil!

Now let me search the parking lot for scraps of food to eat.

You forgot that tips are his liquidity.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I’m aghast that my observation that Phil is exercising and looks visibly better has unleashed so much toxicity.

Is this what Galileo felt like when he challenged the Church by arguing for Copernican astronomy? (In this analogy, @neger psykolog is Copernicus.)

 

[neger psykolog]

You forgot that tips are his liquidity.

Tips and Kick income (which he gets weekly)

 

[UsedUp]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So we're getting another closet cleanout AS A REWARD?

I know this is a broken record at this point, but this is retarded.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

So we're getting another closet cleanout AS A REWARD?

I know this is a broken record at this point, but this is retarded.

But instead of seeing the random shit he's got in there for 10 years, we just get to see him take apart empty boxes for all the junk he's bought last year.
Thousands to see him literally take apart boxes.

E: DSP just called Doom a high-end FPS.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Alright, time for some phonebooking cause we got a guy that's thousands in debt who's now got his dented friend engaged.

Remember a week or two ago when TBS was posting a clip of Kingdomheartsfan saying he was thousands in debt and supporting DSP.

https://x.com/shroomdukem/status/1907275330651374020

Well, it looks like he's now using the name GamerStevieJ (I know he's used GamerStevie before) and has his friend GamerChris involved in donating DSP was even calling out how weird this shit is.

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https://www.youtube.com/@KingdomheartsSTARWARS (KingdomheartsSTARWARS/Kingdomheartsfan/Gamerstevie/GamerstevieJ)

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https://www.youtube.com/@GamerChris1019 (GamerChris, and for some reason, Stevie's latest Crysis stream linked to Chris's channel)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuj5hg8OqFQ (Crysis stream linking to GamerChris)

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https://www.youtube.com/@GamerSteveeArchive (Seems to be an archive channel from a detractor to archive his shit since this is the kinda guy who will go DFE)
"Archive channel for GamerStevee AKA Gamerstevie420 aka KingdomheartsSTARWARS aka Solidsnakeysnake"

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So we're getting another closet cleanout AS A REWARD?

I know this is a broken record at this point, but this is retarded.

His rewards have always been rewards for him, and you're still expected to give him more money during the supposed reward stream.

 

[Elbe]

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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Lol @ the paper plates and bubble gun. Forgot how he used to blow bubbles when the tips goal was reached.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

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Not an alcoholic, tubes!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

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A little less bloated and do the eyes more gaunt and ghoulish and cranium flares out a bit more oh and more defined lines in the jowl droop then you'll have Piggy.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil’s completely original take that Marathon looks like it’ll fail like Concord. Which is retarded even before Phil copied it from Twitter. Then he shits on Destiny 2, after sucking it off when fat Kat played it however long ago.

It really is funny how he’s scared to have his own opinion. (Or he’s not capable of his own) Imagine being that much of a faggot, that you are scared to get bullied on the internet for being wrong about vidya games.

Hope you dents enjoy the new closet clean out, btw.

 

[Balr0g]

Lol @ the paper plates and bubble gun. Forgot how he used to blow bubbles when the tips goal was reached.

That was the likes goal. He either blew bubbles or used the bubble guns for a short while. Until he got fed up with it and berated his dented fans "Shut up about the bubbles!"