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To finally get enough meds to put herself in a coma for 1 year while everyone dramatically takes care of her and prays for her, then die peacefully with precious morphine coursing through her veins.
Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets
- Thread starter Diana Moon Glampers
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I blame the internet!
Back in the day, a sick little Victorian damsel would have to actually be either nice or super hot to make people pay attention and care about her.
Either wear tight dresses that show just enough cleavage, while she lays back on the chaisselounge, and enjoy the homemade poetry of her suitors. (Maybe let them kiss her hand if things get rowdy?)
Invite her social circle over for tea and sandwiches, during which she melodramatically faints.
“Im sorry! My doctor keeps saying that I need fresh mountain air to cleanse my blood, but how could I ever manage without my dear, sweet friends around me?”
Nowadays, Victoria doesn’t have to do any of that. Instead she can sorry online and get just enough simulated social interaction to get her dopamine receptors going.
This chick has the personality of a gilded age-era rich heiress. (“Even I wouldn’t believe all the misfortune that I have suffered, if I hadn’t experienced it!” “I shall take my dinner in the bedroom Jamira! Please… Only saltine crackers and water! Anything else will give the most terrible headache!”) Except she’s fat, bald and likes to tell people she shits herself.
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She just enjoys the gross shock factor of posting on Twitter.
In their defense many Victorian damsels and lads were actually dying from TB, scarlet fever, etc… it was actual tragedy. I think death became glamorous because it happened to so many young people 6-24 year olds who lingered in bed with pale skin and flushed cheeks, while people wept around their bed, visibly mourned them for years . Young people will adopt almost any trend if it garners attention and dying young definitely did that. Victorians had a legit reason for their death cult though, they dropped like flies.
(Edvard Munch, of the famous The Scream painting, lost his mother and his 13 year old sister Sophie to TB. He did major paintings of Sophie’s death no less than five times during his life. The culling of the young these Victorian era diseases exacted in the population haunted the living. The pose in the scream was first depicted by Munch in a non-abstract painting as the child Sophie screaming at her mother’s deathbed)
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That's also because before the internet, the sympathy and attention would have to be sourced from normal people.
Much of the sympathy she gets online comes from other munchies like her, in the form of a big ol' circlejerk. And then when normal people deny them their sympathy/attention, they circlejerk about that, too.
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She'd also have to go out to elcit said sympathy, forcing her to not become so deconditioned and hence "ill" anyway, and go to her lessons and do her work out of sheer fucking boredom in the flat otherwise.
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I love how in her head she's this brilliant rebel who's going to totally redefine how academia works and in reality her professors will just had her a failing grade. You can make a lot of mistakes in uni, and especially in the first year, but this kind of unrepentant arrogance WILL sink you, especially on the second go round
Wonder how long we have until she Inevitably fails out
Wonder how long we have until she Inevitably fails out
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I doubt she'll finish this year successfully tbh.
The repeated bit about the professor "caringly" telling her she 'shouldn't study something that triggers her' is her being told to fuck off softly, but she doesn't realise it and can't see anything through the lense of being a savante who the proofs really care about so much despite never being there or being anything other than a total pain on her rare appearances.
She might at the very most be given one more year with different conditions or courses, to fuck up the exact same way, just so the college can say without any possibility of argument, that they gave her every possible accommodation.
It depends how much of their time she takes up. If she's spending ages basically trolling their various departments with her excuses and "Needs" they might be motivated to get rid of her quicker, but if she's just off dialing and non-attending relatively quietly then she might be given another year as a last chance.
I've got a feeling she's always on their case though, so. Probably this year is the end point.
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I bet her classmates are so glad when she doesn't come to class because of a poopy pants attack. Hell, they're probably putting laxatives in the "emergency" sodeees she demands from them.
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That's one thing I find the most awful about so many of these freak communities. They can never just talk casually. Everything has to be a circlejerk.
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Vicky pretending to be a hot-blooded straight male will never not be funny.
(Also very strange to expect thirst from strangers when you’re posting pics of your sagging tits covered in dog hair, but that’s just me, I guess.)
(Also very strange to expect thirst from strangers when you’re posting pics of your sagging tits covered in dog hair, but that’s just me, I guess.)
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Its bluesky, the fact that the tits aren't covered in xie/xir's actual chest hair is a massive improvement of the nude content that gets shared there.
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Maybe she’s trying to attract Dong Jones for a consent accident
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Yes, Victoria, you are such a special girl that circadian rhythms don't apply to you. Surely your health isn't at all impacted by your 6 AM - 3 PM sleep schedule, that sort of problem is for cishet colonialists with a standard chronotype.
Professor tries one last tactic to get Victoria to attend class; she takes it 100% literally rather than as a "you don't have any excuse not to attend and I don't want you going to admin to tell them this class was an 'unsafe' environment when you inevitably fail."
Professor tries one last tactic to get Victoria to attend class; she takes it 100% literally rather than as a "you don't have any excuse not to attend and I don't want you going to admin to tell them this class was an 'unsafe' environment when you inevitably fail."
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Yeah, school isn’t going well.
She once again had a 40 hour stretch of not posting at all before this. Not putting my money on her spending that time doing actual school work. Instead I’m imagining her getting her grubby hands on some grade A Russian phenazepam and having a gooood time, because that would actually be an improvement on the life she’s leading.
In reality, she probably just snorted Vyanse and spent the time tweaking uselessly.
Sad. Many such cases.
ETA: Ninja’d by @Diana Moon Glampers goddamnit
She once again had a 40 hour stretch of not posting at all before this. Not putting my money on her spending that time doing actual school work. Instead I’m imagining her getting her grubby hands on some grade A Russian phenazepam and having a gooood time, because that would actually be an improvement on the life she’s leading.
In reality, she probably just snorted Vyanse and spent the time tweaking uselessly.
Sad. Many such cases.
ETA: Ninja’d by @Diana Moon Glampers goddamnit
Imagine if Vicky were born about 10 years earlier into the web 1.0 era of online substance abuse. Da joose is pretty much her ideal drug. She'd eyeball a dose hoping for one of her weekend-long naps and end up sleepwalking into traffic on the Queensboro bridge.
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Shit man, back in the day they had all these online pharma selling you whatever as long as you paid a $100 “consultation fee”.
When the man shut those down, all the benzo heads switched to Indian/Thai “pharmacies” where they’d sell you 100 klonopin or Valium for 30$.
Vicky would have had the time of her life, because I recall that one of the features of the forums where they advertised these sites and traded tricks, were that they were full of munchies talking about how terrible it is that JUNKIES order pills, instead of true and honest PATIENTS who NEED their 10mg of Klonopin a day.
Yea kids, the Web 1.0 really was awesome.
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Was that the Russian one that took a long time to kick in so people kept taking too much or am I thinking of a different one?
You are correct. The Something Awful thread has some of the greatest hits.
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It’s also sold as a powder, and one gram is the equivalent of like a thousand doses. Thus lots of hilarious and potentially lethal eyeballing incidents…
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That basically sounds like any benzo or sleeping drug lol!
Shit, I don’t even like benzos, but I’ve also woken up in the morning with an empty pill glass and zero memories of what had happened, because I was dumb enough to get them prescribed for jet lag.
They seem to short circuit your short term memory with some people, so you just keep eating them, not realizing that you just took them.
It’s a good thing they’re not as easy to get anymore, because I’ve heard and read so many stories where someone took their ambien to fall asleep (I know. Technically not a benzo) and next thing they know, they wake up in jail/in other cities/in other bedrooms.
As threadtax, here’s two tweets that do an excellent job at summing up Victoria. The non-Jew trying to out-Jew a Jew, and another one where she (very!) subtly points out her neurodivergent brilliance.
EDIT: LOOOLL THAT SA THREAD!
“I have over 1000 2mg Roche clonazepam”
Yeah, that was def the downside of those good ol’ Web 1.0 days.
People would get these absolutely ridiculous tolerances, since these pills were a cent or two a piece.
It’s all fun and games until you’re used to take 20mg clonazepam or 160 mg diazepam a day and you get a letter from the mean customs people, telling you they’re confiscating the 500 pills you ordered from Thailand.
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which meant i had to drive back to my house (1 hour drive) joosed out of my eyeballs just so i could get to work the next day. Had double vision while going down the motorway and was wobbling between each lane a bit.
I got home safe and well, i woke up and drove to work still with double vision. “
Average benzo head.
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