Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr.Bucket]

There’s been discussion earlier in this thread that Nick is a libertine. Just reiterating that because it’s true.

He looked up how to be a libertarian but typo'd and pulled up the wiki on how to be a libertine instead.

 

[AltisticRight]

Update: styles are fucked which removes the silly tick icon (@Potentially Criminal lost his, so did Mitsufan etc.), but I got the admins to verify @ItsAaronIgnoreMe. He never personally confirmed but with the information he's privy to, I'm fairly confident. Also he posts from Minnesota.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Update: styles are fucked which removes the silly tick icon (@Potentially Criminal lost his, so did Mitsufan etc.), but I got the admins to verify @ItsAaronIgnoreMe. He never personally confirmed but with the information he's privy to, I'm fairly confident. Also he posts from Minnesota.

I believe he confirmed it on his show the last time we had this discussion.
Maybe @Melty Butter remembers when and where that was as our resident STMS expert.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

@Kipersonapiscesotter Excellent work on the sentencing stuff, but I think you're shooting low. From what Ive seen of federal criminal stuff they will charge anyone they can with interference with judicial process type charges. If Nick gets charged I think one of the primary motivating factors will be to hit him with some kind of 18 U.S.C. § 15[XX] (I.E I don't know exactly which one) charge about doing the CFAA stuff primarily to gain an advantage in his criminal case and to try and mess with Aaron's cases.

I think I did ok with the points score, but it would be awesome if @Potentially Criminal can check.

But I am ignorant on what other counts can be. I know in federal they like to group things.

 

[AltisticRight]

Am I mistaken or did a member of Rekieta's family post a picture of a sex-swing when they listed their house for sale on a property website (can't find the post/don't remember the exact details), if this is true, it would add more weight to the theory of someone interfering with Nick when he was young.

yes and no

The property listing was real

The property was not his parents.

It was a joke and a funny one.

This is why fake bullshit posts should be immediately sweeped out by a Janny.
Otherwise they make their way into the Balldo lore because they seem so plausible.

The pictures were from a random house listed for sale.

Someone link me to the original post of that silly joke, I will add a disclaimer for the retards.

 

[Melty Butter]

I believe he confirmed it on his show the last time we had this discussion.
Maybe @Melty Butter remembers when and where that was as our resident STMS expert.

Iirc, it was @Folgers Can who documented it with a clip, but it wasn't 100% conclusive... put pretty damn close. I'm rushing atm but can find it later if FC (or someone else) doesn't find it beforehand.

 

[Captain Manning]

I believe he confirmed it on his show the last time we had this discussion.
Maybe @Melty Butter remembers when and where that was as our resident STMS expert.

I can't remember if he explicitly confirmed it, but I know there was a point where people were commenting that he was handing out "like" stickers and the next show he did had a "sticker shock" joke.

I was like at the 99% mark that it's him after that.

 

[northstar747]

Someone link me to the original post of that silly joke, I will add a disclaimer for the retards.

here is the zillow link I m kinda shit searching for post in da thread

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1004-Montclair-Rd-Cocoa-FL-32922/43412494_zpid/

 

[Captain Manning]

Someone link me to the original post of that silly joke, I will add a disclaimer for the retards.

No need. It was deleted.

You can see the quote remnant of it in @Melty Butter's post here though. She corrected the record with their real house.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20780813

 

[AltisticRight]

No need. It was deleted.

You can see the quote remnant of it in @Melty Butter's post here though. She corrected the record with their real house.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20780813

Thanks. It was mopped up for free by someone else. Good job.
There's really no need to make shit up, Skelly's life is already something you cannot make up. It's sheer insanity.

 

[Pelican Bones]

That's anyone's guess but there are only a few common reasons to even need a certified copy of a divorce decree:

U.S. taxes are due to be filed in a couple of days.

 

[LiquidKid]

I hope everyone else was imagining the Unreal Tournament announcer while tallying up those points.
FIRST BLOOD
DOMINATING
KILLING SPREE
M-M-M-M-MEGA CUCKED
You have lost the case

I prefer to think of the Killer Instinct announcer

ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAA CUCKOLD!!!!!!

 

[Sneed Force One]

They had you Nick, your child tested positive for cocaine.
Having you dead to rights and making a deal doesn't mean they don't have you.

 

[Folgers Can]

Iirc, it was @Folgers Can who documented it with a clip, but it wasn't 100% conclusive... put pretty damn close. I'm rushing atm but can find it later if FC (or someone else) doesn't find it beforehand.

There was never a show clip relevant to verification AFAIK; alls I did was make fun of how @ItsAaronIgnoreMe's visible login activity had been matching Aaron's show schedule so neatly that it's hard to imagine how it could be a coincidence, even though theoretically anyone prone to watching the thread that frequently (up to and including Nick himself) could easily mimic that pattern on purpose. Combining that, some semi-confirmation that BBN vagueposted back in the day IIRC, the particular subject matter of what @ItsAaronIgnoreMe selects to post about or at least hang like stickers onto, and what admins are now pulling up as far as IP addresses etc., it's pretty much a 99.99% open secret at this point.

Why Aaron wouldn't just send a simple email or DM to staff for the blue checkmark is anyone's guess, but it was presumably because casting reasonable doubt on an essential element of his felony charge wouldn't exactly be helped by so overtly casting his lot with the Balldo Bunker's most vociferous serial harassers and running the risk of being cross-examined about it.

Even with that legal risk now abated the same excuse could apply to the oft-threatened civil lolsuit coming down the pike, but I'd guess that another factor all along has been that he just plain has fun with being an ambiguous tease about it, hearkening back to the old days when he joked about looking up at the camera during KCSO interrogation about "what Kiwi Farms is" and pondering whether it's a "Fight Club thing" that he's "not supposed to talk about" as though KF might have been some shady hacker collective watching him live on a cop camera. Relax, Aaron, nobody takes a humble gossip site along the lines of TMZumock on steroids quite so seriously.

 

[Harm]

Ah yes, the evergreen "fuckboy" provision of the statute. How could the prosecutors forget?

"Your honor, we have evidence that Aaron Imholte was acting in the capacity of a 'fuckboy buckethead' in the course of his actions and move for felony charges."

 

[Sneed Force One]

You can practically see Nick frothing at the mouth, desperate to drag Aaron into court over any bullshit excuse he can scrape together.

“It’s not MY call” —shut the fuck up, you two-faced, conniving piece of shit. You’re a snake with a script, You’ll rant to your wife, draft every word of a civil complaint yourself, then grip her hand and force her signature across the page like a puppetmaster.

And don’t insult anyone’s intelligence with this “Kayla just wants privacy” narrative. I find it hard to believe someone desperate for peace and quiet is also willing to dive headfirst into a drawn-out, invasive discovery process.

This isn’t about healing trauma—it’s about you, Nick, finding a new knife to twist. And you’ll abuse her commitment to you, to make sure she’s the one holding it when it cuts.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Ah yes, the evergreen "fuckboy" provision of the statute. How could the prosecutors forget?

"Your honor, we have evidence that Aaron Imholte was acting in the capacity of a 'fuckboy buckethead' in the course of his actions and move for felony charges."

Aaron being proud of Kayla and showing her off must have been the biggest validation Kayla received in years.
And then Nick had to destroy that to spite her and break her spirit.

 

[Captain Manning]

There was never a show clip relevant to verification AFAIK; alls I did was make fun of how @ItsAaronIgnoreMe's visible login activity had been matching Aaron's show schedule so neatly that it's hard to imagine how it could be a coincidence, even though theoretically anyone prone to watching the thread that frequently (up to and including Nick himself) could easily mimic that pattern on purpose. Combining that, some semi-confirmation that BBN vagueposted back in the day IIRC, the particular subject matter of what @ItsAaronIgnoreMe selects to post about or at least hang like stickers onto, and what admins are now pulling up as far as IP addresses etc., it's pretty much a 99.99% open secret at this point.

I also figure if it was a Balldoguard or a Meltonite running a gay op they would have had the account say something "I love beating women" or "Nick's cum was delicious."

You know, something gay, retarded, and super obvious like that. I've noted before that Aaron is, if nothing else, blessed with the gift of exceptionally stupid enemies.

It's almost certainly Aaron. Belated welcome to the Farms, stay safe, etc..

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Aaron being proud of Kayla and showing her off must have been the biggest validation Kayla received in years.
And then Nick had to destroy that to spite her and break her spirit.

If Nicholas Robert Rekieta isn't happy, then nobody is allowed to be happy.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

You know, something gay, retarded, and super obvious like that. I've noted before that Aaron is, if nothing else, blessed with the gift of exceptionally stupid enemies.

While editing Melton clips, I reached the conclusion that he speaks so slowly and with such long pauses because it's the only way that his mentally challenged fans (Aaron alogs) can perceive information.