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As promised, the hackfrauds got to it
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As promised, the hackfrauds got to it
I'd like to see Mike and Rich Re-View every TOS movie. I'd enjoy hearing their insights on them.
It is a gimmick and it is oddly close to the feel of some classic TOS episodes...the sort of ones where they find a box of costumes and decide to make a filler episode with space nazis or shit like that.Rich's take on Voyage Home sounds like it could be interesting. He's not wrong that it's a gimmick, but it's an extremely well executed one, with some of the best ensemble work the original cast ever did on the big screen. And Mike is correct in that it's a gonzo science fiction plot that you're not likely to see from a big studio today. Also, I'd love to hear their take on how close the movie came to being a comedy starring Eddie Murphy (and nearly written by Harlan Ellison!).
It is a gimmick and it is oddly close to the feel of some classic TOS episodes...the sort of ones where they find a box of costumes and decide to make a filler episode with space nazis or shit like that.
I used to love that movie as a child but the older I get the more I assume that they embezzled 95% of the budget and just took a vacation in San Fran for a couple of days shooting random shots.
It just seems like such a lazy movie. 'Oh wow! Look at the Future People act like a bunch of stupid fish out of water for an hour and we can slap some schlocky sci-fi plot on both ends and call it a day!' The sort of movie that just spins it's wheels and wastes your time.
Strange how time changes your view of things. My opinion of The Final Frontier has inverted as well. Where once I hated the thought of watching it, I now think that it is a mighty fine Star Trek movie that feels like it came from the pages of TOS...mostly.
Yes, getting Shatner's toupee to stay on in those underwater shots. I still have no idea how that was done.there are some genuinely impressive effects shots
3 is the most underrated IMO. 1 has always had its fans because it's the most "Star Trek" of the movies.I do love most of the TOS movies (2,3,4 & 6). I think my favourite is probably 6.
3 had some real balls, depicting Enterprise limping home from the events of TWoK, being condemned to decommissioning, getting stolen again by her old crew who -- as far as we know until the end of IV -- are collectively destroying their careers on a last-ditch effort to save a friend, being flown (sorely under-manned) into unexpected combat, getting her ass kicked as expected after a hope spot, and then finally being sacrificed to buy a chance to escape a hell world (her last moments spent counting down the seconds to the invading Klingon bridge crew's doom, and burning up in said hell world's atmosphere).3 is the most underrated IMO. 1 has always had its fans because it's the most "Star Trek" of the movies.
3 had some real balls, depicting Enterprise limping home from the events of TWoK, being condemned to decommissioning, getting stolen again by her old crew who -- as far as we know until the end of IV -- are collectively destroying their careers on a last-ditch effort to save a friend, being flown (sorely under-manned) into unexpected combat, getting her ass kicked as expected after a hope spot, and then finally being sacrificed to buy a chance to escape a hell world (her last moments spent counting down the seconds to the invading Klingon bridge crew's doom, and burning up in said hell world's atmosphere).
The film really did a lot of risky shit looking back at it now. Spock gets laid (and knocks up Saavik while he's as it, though this was only revealed in a deleted scene in IV), McCoy goes nuts, Kirk's son gets killed, a Klingon gunner is murdered by his (rogue) captain for making too good a kill shot, the Enterprise is actually destroyed (everyone "knew" it would be yet another "last minute close call," right up until we all heard Kruge screaming at his boarding party to get back off the ship) and burns up falling out of orbit, and the crew (having successfully recovered the resurrected but instinct-only body of their lost comrade) winds up hijacking a Klingon ship to escape to Vulcan to try to restore their comrade's personality from a wetware tape backup jammed inside McCoy's head).
Not to mention literally everyone in the main cast betrays Starfleet in a career-killing, criminal way (Scotty sabotages a transwarp prototype (arguably setting warp theory research by humanity back decades), Uhura holds an underling at gunpoint while allowing the rest of the crew to steal the Enterprise, Sulu beats the shit out of Starfleet security officers to help break McCoy out of jail, McCoy for his part openly talks shit about a supposedly "forbidden" subject in public, including to an admiral whom he assaults trying to escape, Chekov monitors (and scrambles) comms to interfere with efforts to stop their escape or pursue them, and of course Kirk masterminds stealing the ship and running straight to a politically (and physically) volatile planet and breaking quarantine to do it, and caps it off by destroying the ship when it can't carry him any further).
I remember seeing people wiping tears away in the theater as Enterprise' destroyed hull burned up as it re-entered Genesis' atmosphere while Kirk & company stood on a mountaintop watching helplessly. "My God Bones, what have I done?" "What you had to do. What you always do -- turn death into a fighting chance to live."
Lots of really nice touches throughout the film too that you don't necessarily notice on a first viewing that suggest the cast & crew actually gave a shit about the story. Captain Styles (Excelsior's captain) bragging to Scotty that they're going to smash Enterprise's speed records soon, prompting Scotty to insult the ship's turbolift and start plucking chips from the transwarp drive computer. An underling taunting Uhura about how her career is "winding down," only to have a phaser shoved in his face a minute later and being asked "got the adrenaline running now, boy?" Kruge's gunner "accidentally" destroying USS Grissom early on in the film calling it a "lucky shot" to his captain, who kills him for his trouble. McCoy fucking up a Vulcan nerve pinch and being treated like a senile old man by an uncaring Starfleet security goon over it. Chekov responding to Kirk's admonitions that they don't have to continue on with them by pointing out he's wasting valuable escape time, and his "oh shit" face when he hears Kirk order the ship's computer to begin the auto-destruct countdown and sees him look expectantly towards him for his concurring voice authorization. Kirk responding to a whiny Klingon's bemoaning being captured -- "I do not deserve to live" -- with a simple "fine I'll kill you later." Lots of great moments.
Even pre-faggotry George Takei's Sulu gets a good few moments -- "don't call me 'tiny,'" smashing a security monitoring panel to screw with Starfleet security as they escaped, accurately picking out the Bird of Prey out of the visual muck on the view screen while it's still cloaked before attacking them, and quickly scrambling (with Scotty) trying to figure out how the fuck to fly that same ship out of harm's way once they steal it.
For a low-budget film nobody really expected to be any good (it was widely perceived as an "oh fuck we dun goofed" followup to Paramount's decision to kill Spock in the previous film and therefore expected to be hot garbage), they really did a good job cranking out something that was actually entertaining to watch.
They never destroyed another iconic Starfleet ship in the TOS films after that, and the choice to destroy the Enterprise-D in Generations was so unpopular they made a hail Mary plot out of "resurrecting" it to try to salvage Star Trek Picard. The TNG movies made a habit of beating up the Enterprise-E but apart from the first ten minutes of First Contact they never even used that ship properly in those films. NuTrek just treats Enterprise like a prop and is so fucking boring overall that nobody gave a shit (not even the crew, lol) when they destroyed it in the first few minutes of the third NuTrek film.
3 was definitely way too underrated.
Yeah. Genesis was definitely the film's weakest element. Of course, they needed some kind of phlebotinum to bring Spock back, since Star Trek TWoK went to great lengths to make it clear he was fuckin' dead for real -- cooked him in reactor radiation runoff, stuffed his dead body into a torpedo shell and launched it to (deliberately) crash land on an experimentally-created planet that didn't exist 24 hours prior.There are a few things about 3 that don't work that I think keep it from reaching the heights of 2 or people regarding it as highly as 4. Mostly IMO it's that what's happening to the Genesis Planet doesn't make any kind of sense, and the explanation for it is a Treknobabble throwaway line that can be completely missed if you happen to have stepped out when it's delivered. This is sort of understandable, in that Starfleet suddenly having a functional instant planeteering tool on the level of Magrathea from Hitchhiker's Guide would have been a gamechanger to the setting that was probably not worth dealing with, but getting rid of it could have been handled more deftly and more entertainingly. I think there was also some resistance to Saavik being recast with Robin Curtis, who was not as good in the part as Kirstie Alley.
But everything you mentioned elevates the movie way above its reputation.
TWoK went to great lengths to make it clear he was fuckin' dead for real -- cooked him in reactor radiation runoff, stuffed his dead body into a torpedo shell and launched it to (deliberately) crash land on an experimentally-created planet that didn't exist 24 hours prior.
One of the other things that keeps 3 from being more beloved is that it's coming off of Wrath of Khan. "No shit" I hear you say, but I mean in the sense that Doc Brown Klingon isn't quite as compelling a villain as Khan was and it makes the whole "you Klingon bastards killed my son" thing feel a little limp.There are a few things about 3 that don't work that I think keep it from reaching the heights of 2 or people regarding it as highly as 4. Mostly IMO it's that what's happening to the Genesis Planet doesn't make any kind of sense, and the explanation for it is a Treknobabble throwaway line that can be completely missed if you happen to have stepped out when it's delivered. This is sort of understandable, in that Starfleet suddenly having a functional instant planeteering tool on the level of Magrathea from Hitchhiker's Guide would have been a gamechanger to the setting that was probably not worth dealing with, but getting rid of it could have been handled more deftly and more entertainingly. I think there was also some resistance to Saavik being recast with Robin Curtis, who was not as good in the part as Kirstie Alley.
But everything you mentioned elevates the movie way above its reputation.
One of the other things that keeps 3 from being more beloved is that it's coming off of Wrath of Khan. "No shit" I hear you say, but I mean in the sense that Doc Brown Klingon isn't quite as compelling a villain as Khan was.