Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

While editing Melton clips, I reached the conclusion that he speaks so slowly and with such long pauses because it's the only way that his mentally challenged fans (Aaron alogs) can perceive information.

I sometimes have the impression that Melton surprises himself with what he says and he needs to stop to process it.

He is the perfect pet retard for Rekieta, because it is really hard to find someone dumber than him.

 

[D84]

It's almost certainly Aaron

@Null alluded to this some time ago.
Have him post an SHA1 checksum of a sentence here, then read that sentence out on air. Can't be faked

 

[StannisTheMannis]

While editing Melton clips, I reached the conclusion that he speaks so slowly and with such long pauses because it's the only way that his mentally challenged fans (Aaron alogs) can perceive information.

The vibe I get from Melton and his amazingly retarded 'fans' is that it's a gathering of the bullied loser kids when they were in middle and high school. Their formative years were a social disaster with normal kids constantly rejecting and avoiding them. In someone like Aaron, they see the dumb jock who gave them wet willies and shoved them in lockers; and just like their school years, when the dumb jock looks their way that one time or gives them a crumb of attention, they imagine their ideal scenario in their heads with the likes of 'omg he just watched me, he's soooo obsessed with me, look at the coping'.

They can't jump in a DeLorean and undo the torment they got as teenagers, so that latent hate bubbles up towards the modern-day dumb jock and manifests into something akin to the Two Minutes Hate from Orwell's 1984.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

I think something will come of it, otherwise the county police would have charged locally or dropped it just. If they pinged it to the Feds it is because it goes well beyong mere access, which state laws exist for.

Also, în situations like this, I think there has to be a consequence of both doing the crime and then broadcasting it.

I agree with @Mr.Bucket that nothing will happen with this, sadly. I suspect Minnesota PD kicking this up to the feds is a sign they are taking it less seriously (because they don't want to deal with it) rather than more seriously (because the crimes are so serious and interstate etc.). Nick has and will continue to get away scott free with the bare minimum consequences from the justice (sic) system simply because nothing ever happens. I would love to be wrong, but I just can't imagine the feds suddenly come knocking at Nick's house over this issue. (Feel free to quote this if it actually happens.)

 

[Beavis]

Sorry if already posted, but EVS had some decent advice for Nick when/if he comes back to streaming.

https://youtu.be/iz36511EOOM?si=nW5ykGBzW0MbFv7I

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I agree with @Mr.Bucket that nothing will happen with this, sadly. I suspect Minnesota PD kicking this up to the feds is a sign they are taking it less seriously (because they don't want to deal with it) rather than more seriously (because the crimes are so serious and interstate etc.). Nick has and will continue to get away scott free with the bare minimum consequences from the justice (sic) system simply because nothing ever happens. I would love to be wrong, but I just can't imagine the feds suddenly come knocking at Nick's house over this issue. (Feel free to quote this if it actually happens.)

I'd be cackling like a crazy wine aunt if he got perp walked and even got 1 month in county jail let alone years in fed prison.

But he was born with a silver spoon and never has had to face the real consequences of his actions up to this point.

I'm just trying to not get my hopes up since he's still free after all the shit he was arrested for last year and still going on drug and alcohol benders and bragging about it.

 

[East_Clintwood]

While editing Melton clips, I reached the conclusion that he speaks so slowly and with such long pauses because it's the only way that his mentally challenged fans (Aaron alogs) can perceive information.

You think Melton speaks like that because his fans are retarded and that's the only way they can keep up. I think Melton speaks like that because he's retarded and it's the only way he can keep track of his own thoughts. We are not the same.

 

[Folgers Can]

Stallyn19 got a clip up from Aaron's members-only show tonight, adding a few more details on the cybercrime case (starting at timestamp 3:18):

1. IIRC at least one of these was already named and some were just expected, but Aaron is now stating that the list of people who received materials from his google account includes at least Ralph, Melton, Karl Hamburger of WATP, and none other than Juju the Cow. The other recipients further down the list that he's "never heard of" still have yet to be publicly named.

2. Aaron made clear that "if there's people" on that recipient list "that haven't been talked to" by investigators, "they're going to be."

3. When a chatter suggested that April could have been the one who sent things to that recipient list, Aaron was very clear that something (?) about logged activity on his account was specific enough that "it is known" why it could not possibly have been April who sent the materials out.

4. Even if for some reason the feds don't move forward with the case, and even if for some reason Stearns County also takes a pass when the feds hand it back to them, Kandiyohi County already has everything they have and would likely run with it if nobody else does. Back before FBI involvement he had previously alluded to two unnamed counties running into jurisdictional squabbles because both wanted to go after Nick, but this is the first time he's been specific about Kandiyohi being ready to go as a backup plan should the need arise.

 

[DickMain]

I also figure if it was a Balldoguard or a Meltonite running a gay op they would have had the account say something "I love beating women" or "Nick's cum was delicious."

You know, something gay, retarded, and super obvious like that. I've noted before that Aaron is, if nothing else, blessed with the gift of exceptionally stupid enemies.

It's almost certainly Aaron. Belated welcome to the Farms, stay safe, etc..

Some say he's in the room with us as we speak.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Some say he's in the room with us as we speak.
View attachment 7216162

O great and departed spirit! Tell us! Why would a radio host willingly dance with the demons of Spicer and share his wife?!

 

[Captain Manning]

@Null alluded to this some time ago.
Have him post an SHA1 checksum of a sentence here, then read that sentence out on air. Can't be faked

True, but I think the issue is he's ignored submitting for verification. The PTB have simply decided it's obvious enough to give it to him anyways. He should have a visible checkmark when the site unfucks itself/Null does.

The other recipients further down the list that he's "never heard of" still have yet to be publicly named.

Name them, @ItsAaronIgnoreMe. Some of us might be able to identify them for you.

 

[dustnight]

Back before FBI involvement he had previously alluded to two unnamed counties running into jurisdictional squabbles because both wanted to go after Nick

"You hear that @Null all the local counties are crazy for me!"

 

[Melty Butter]

True, but I think the issue is he's ignored submitting for verification. The PTB have simply decided it's obvious enough to give it to him anyways. He should have a visible checkmark when the site unfucks itself/Null does.


Name them, @ItsAaronIgnoreMe. Some of us might be able to identify them for you.

Rude! You're usually so measured and polite, Manning. Welcome our esteemed lurker guest, like the gentleman I know you to be.

He's just shy. We must cajole him with charm and witticisms, false promises that the Farms will always have his back, and gifts of Summer's Eve scented candles and Eau de Cumrekieta cologne.

(Also, spill the names, Imholte. If we can't figure out who they are, no one can. Or just DM them to AltisticRight so you can keep up your plausible deniability. @ItsAaronIgnoreMe )

 

[Doof]

Softweekly, the creator of r/SteelToeBoringShow claims to be a recipient.
He posted a comment on Third World Aristocrat's latest masterpiece.

 

[Spergichu]

Softweekly, the creator of r/SteelToeBoringShow claims to be a recipient.
He posted a comment on Third World Aristocrat's latest masterpiece.

View attachment 7216666

I know MAPton's fans are retarded, but I have zero idea why you'd willingly admit to this in such a way. Seriously, why the fuck did he do this?

 

[Fletch_still_lives]

Softweekly, the creator of r/SteelToeBoringShow claims to be a recipient.
He posted a comment on Third World Aristocrat's latest masterpiece.

View attachment 7216666

Soft is a drunk that nobody cares about. He didn't solely create STBS - TucanSam is responsible for it. Karl of WATP is his internet daddy and he tries to impress him often. His shows are terrible and a mess. Here's his most recent one which feature Karl, Tookie and others. He apparently begged Melton to get signed up with SuperTips and has yet to get one single SuperTip.

His logo is attrocious as well:

Spoiler: penis

 

[Vibralldo]

Softweekly, the creator of r/SteelToeBoringShow claims to be a recipient.
He posted a comment on Third World Aristocrat's latest masterpiece.

View attachment 7216666

No point in denying it now, Nick
Your retarded friends are turning on you

 

[Solomon Bundy]

"I never pay my taxes, and I never get in trouble!" said Crazy Cabbie live on the radio all those years ago. I wonder what ever happened to him...

 

[Captain Manning]

Soft is a drunk that nobody cares about. He didn't solely create STBS - TucanSam is responsible for it. Karl of WATP is his internet daddy and he tries to impress him often. His shows are terrible and a mess. Here's his most recent one which feature Karl, Tookie and others. He apparently begged Melton to get signed up with SuperTips and has yet to get one single SuperTip.

This is precisely why I said he (meaning Aaron) should just drop the list of names who he knows/thinks has the hacked information. So that knowledgeable people such as yourself you can come along.

Not everybody knows everything, but a a lot of different people here know a lot of different things.

 

[Strix454]

Softweekly, the creator of r/SteelToeBoringShow claims to be a recipient.
He posted a comment on Third World Aristocrat's latest masterpiece.

View attachment 7216666

Well. If he hasn't been contacted and wasn't known to law enforcement, he now almost certainly is. That admission almost certainly makes him a rather useful witness. He is just admitted that there was a "dossier" and that he received it. That alone will make it harder for Melton to maintain his "I was drunk or I was only pretending to be retarded" story on the subject.

The conspiracy is so broad here, that its inevitable if this goes far enough that almost all of them are going to turn on Nick. And you just know that Nick didn't just give this material out to people. He would have probably bragged to every last one of these people about how he got the information.

The other tell for how scared this gang of retards is these days is that none of them are putting out information from that dossier anymore.

It would be more entertaining if actual charges were filed, but just seeing Nick and these other clowns live in fear of what might happen and continue to each implicate themselves & nick more deeply is still a good show.

If prosecutors actually got interested in this nonsense and thought it was worth spending money on, Melton and company have already provided a whole lot of really legally damaging information on this topic as far as Nick is concerned.