You wake up and hear a voice next to you say "hey there, sleepy head", what's the worst possible thing you could see when you turn over?

[Gay Joker]

Whatever it is, it's body is pressed against yours under the covers and it looks at you with a big smile.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

Hay there sleepy head

 

[DankSmoker]

The worst possible thing I could roll over and see would be my entire Funko Pop collection had been stolen

Counting funko pops seems like a fantastic way to get some sleep "she ra, lego batman, pride edition captain america, charlie brown..." I'm already getting sleepy thinking about it.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

Muslim Pajeet

 

[nihilist]

leftist

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

the missus before makeup

 

[Tablet County]

@Judge Holden, not only for the obvious reason but it would clearly mean I'd woken up in the body of Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[dick brain]

Counting funko pops seems like a fantastic way to get some sleep "she ra, lego batman, pride edition captain america, charlie brown..." I'm already getting sleepy thinking about it.

He says good night to all of them individually.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

OP's mom

 

[Aiōn]

A hacked up corpse

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Emily Nicole Cassidy.

 

[Forever A Loner]

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Nothing, because it means I’m either tripping balls, have developed schizophrenia, or am getting raped by the invisible man.

Or all 3

 

[Begemot]

Null with a large block of cheese in his hand.

it's 'worst', not the most arousing, nigga........

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[The Ugly One]

My wife, she should be up making my breakfast and darning my socks already.

 

[Johnathan Readit]

100 gorillas on meth

 

[Xev]

A mirror and when I look at myself in it I am Ethan Ralph