DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So tonight's Disco Elysium stream was entirely held up by the single anon tipper once again dropped 125. Barely anyone was supporting, and Phil went all Mr. Views. He's gonna talk about dropping the game tomorrow, but really hoping sock accounts go in and get him to drop it in order to cuck that faggot dropping the huge whale donos.

He's gonna drop Blue Prince in a stream or 2. I played it and it's so RNG dependent that it's literally unplayable. There's so much online astro turfing going on about that game and I don't see how or why. It's not like it's some political bullshit.
 
He's gonna drop Blue Prince in a stream or 2. I played it and it's so RNG dependent that it's literally unplayable. There's so much online astro turfing going on about that game and I don't see how or why. It's not like it's some political bullshit.
I watched a few minutes of someone competent streaming Blue Prince.

It was a gay op to get Phil to play it, right? It’s uniquely terrible for his er gifts. Some of the puzzles require notes (already beyond Phil) and screenshots. Add RNG that prevents handholding and Phil is OUT.
 
So tonight's Disco Elysium stream was entirely held up by the single anon tipper once again dropped 125. Barely anyone was supporting, and Phil went all Mr. Views. He's gonna talk about dropping the game tomorrow, but really hoping sock accounts go in and get him to drop it in order to cuck that faggot dropping the huge whale donos.

He's gonna drop Blue Prince in a stream or 2. I played it and it's so RNG dependent that it's literally unplayable. There's so much online astro turfing going on about that game and I don't see how or why. It's not like it's some political bullshit.
The Blue Prince stuff reminds me of the typical journo shill campaign shit cause one of their own is involved in the game or something. Legit everyone I've talked to who has played it has said the same as you that it's just RNG bullshit. I read some of the dev talking about the game and he sounds like a total retard who said he spent 5 years testing the game and thinks it's the "perfect balance of strategy and difficulty"

He will stick with it if he gets legit whaled out during the gameplay for a bit but ya I think it's gonna be gone fast. He did get $100 from you know who during it last time.

I watched a few minutes of someone competent streaming Blue Prince.

It was a gay op to get Phil to play it, right? It’s uniquely terrible for his er gifts. Some of the puzzles require notes (already beyond Phil) and screenshots. Add RNG that prevents handholding and Phil is OUT.
I think he legit bought into the hype from journos on X he started mentioning it out of nowhere talking about people praising it and it potentially being "goty" and he seems to be on a gamepass game kick right now.
 
He's gonna drop Blue Prince in a stream or 2. I played it and it's so RNG dependent that it's literally unplayable. There's so much online astro turfing going on about that game and I don't see how or why. It's not like it's some political bullshit.
It's complicated.

It's a game that requires you to approach it differently than how you would most rougelike games.

It's really more of an exploration game. If you explore a ton and focus on that without hyperfocusing on solving any 1 thing, you won't have as much problem with the RNG. But if you try to beeline an objective , you'll likely just be constantly getting screwed by the RNG.

Phil will definitely hate how RNG dependent it is.
 
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I'm reading on twitter that DSP admitted that the person who has been rescuing him via whale tips is the same person:
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Alottapeepul used to say he had 2-3 whales propping him up but maybe that's not the case anymore?
 
So tonight's Disco Elysium stream was entirely held up by the single anon tipper once again dropped 125. Barely anyone was supporting, and Phil went all Mr. Views. He's gonna talk about dropping the game tomorrow, but really hoping sock accounts go in and get him to drop it in order to cuck that faggot dropping the huge whale donos.

He's gonna drop Blue Prince in a stream or 2. I played it and it's so RNG dependent that it's literally unplayable. There's so much online astro turfing going on about that game and I don't see how or why. It's not like it's some political bullshit.
Other than trying to pretend Phil has so much support that always appear on time when he gets fuck all. Why don't the whales just dono under their main handle
 
I'm reading on twitter that DSP admitted that the person who has been rescuing him via whale tips is the same person:
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Alottapeepul used to say he had 2-3 whales propping him up but maybe that's not the case anymore?
The Kc arc gave him a few new whales though it seems they left again. ICS is enjoying a bi-sexual streamer, the others were either banned or recalled. So that leaves Ryan? Or is it he who shall not be named?
 
The Kc arc gave him a few new whales though it seems they left again. ICS is enjoying a bi-sexual streamer, the others were either banned or recalled. So that leaves Ryan? Or is it he who shall not be named?
Could be AdamDBZ. I remember he was caught sockpuppeting a few times but I doubt it would be to this degree.
 
Keep in mind this idiot is the ultimate unreliable narrator. In his flat-shaped-style-head, I can see him saying he only has one consistent supporter as a pity beg. Yes, that sounds fucking stupid, but this is the same man who came up with the King Snake story and the WWEC account selling story.
 
Keep in mind this idiot is the ultimate unreliable narrator. In his flat-shaped-style-head, I can see him saying he only has one consistent supporter as a pity beg. Yes, that sounds fucking stupid, but this is the same man who came up with the King Snake story and the WWEC account selling story.
Possible but he has been missing a few goals and having a single last minute tip that gets him a few goals recently.
This is what it was like before KC and the various other sagas. I have very little doubt it's only one person (but I do get your reasoning)
 
The Kc arc gave him a few new whales though it seems they left again. ICS is enjoying a bi-sexual streamer, the others were either banned or recalled. So that leaves Ryan? Or is it he who shall not be named?
Rare_Tricks stayed behind. The dented dent joined in to be part of the Kino 'goof' and got sucked into the Snortex. A hopeless retard if ever there was one.
 
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Other than trying to pretend Phil has so much support that always appear on time when he gets fuck all. Why don't the whales just dono under their main handle
This is just pure speculation on my part, but I think it's one of two things. The first is fear of being identified. One main account will obviously be easier to track, whether to try and find a similarly named account linked to something else, or just having the total amount donated trackable for mocking purposes.

The second, and IMO the more likely one is it's all part of the LARP. It's like how Phil will make the smallest of events seem like this gigantic moment of his life, when in reality it's something people do daily. Presumably, the only people who have less going on in their lives than Phil are the people who have more or less dedicated their lives to Phil. Buying up accounts and shuffling the donations around helps fill the time where Phil isn't streaming and they have literally nothing else to do with their lives. They're basically creating busy work for themselves so they can feel like they've accomplished something.
 
This is just pure speculation on my part, but I think it's one of two things. The first is fear of being identified. One main account will obviously be easier to track, whether to try and find a similarly named account linked to something else, or just having the total amount donated trackable for mocking purposes.

The second, and IMO the more likely one is it's all part of the LARP. It's like how Phil will make the smallest of events seem like this gigantic moment of his life, when in reality it's something people do daily. Presumably, the only people who have less going on in their lives than Phil are the people who have more or less dedicated their lives to Phil. Buying up accounts and shuffling the donations around helps fill the time where Phil isn't streaming and they have literally nothing else to do with their lives. They're basically creating busy work for themselves so they can feel like they've accomplished something.
I’m sure part of it is also riling up the sub here or the detractor community overall. Any simp that donates enough gets attention and salt and that’s funny to them just like Phil’s salt is funny to us, and donating under more than one name probably fools Phil more than anyone else in terms of how many “real” supporters he has.

I never should have made that OIC thread, I probably gassed that faggot up for months
 
Why?

Phil has told them to use fake accounts. The whole new goal system was to take pressure off of it, now, he gets less in tips a day and begs more on fast food rewards.

The guy is completely gone. Hasn't seen his parents in years, gets drunk every night to fall asleep to a fat cow, feigning success but has to reverse-physcology the dents to open the velcro
 
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Why?

Phil has told them to use fake accounts. The whole new goal system was to take pressure off of it, now, he gets less in tips a day and begs more on fast food rewards.

The guy is completely gone. Hasn't seen his parents in years, gets drunk every night to fall asleep to a fat cow, feigning success but has to reverse-physcology the dents to open the velcro
Don’t forget!:
  1. Buys things he can’t use (or understand)
  2. Doesn’t buy things he (supposedly) needs
  3. Regularly mauls then regurgitates the hands that feed him
    1. And then demands headpats afterward for his trouble
  4. Lies to garner sympathy and cash
  5. Lies to deflect, delay or avoid consequences of his actions
  6. Lies to defend an ego held together with spit and duct tape
  7. Lies because he hates you, yes you, personally
  8. Lies because it’s fun for him
  9. Lies compulsively for no discernible reason
  10. Thinks Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) was a better game than Sonic Adventure 2
    1. (I have no skin in this one, I just think him preferring a clearly unfinished product over a finished one is a funny indicator of his nigger-rich lifestyle)
 
Why?

Phil has told them to use fake accounts. The whole new goal system was to take pressure off of it, now, he gets less in tips a day and begs more on fast food rewards.

The guy is completely gone. Hasn't seen his parents in years, gets drunk every night to fall asleep to a fat cow, feigning success but has to reverse-physcology the dents to open the velcro
The current website issues are keeping me away because they're triggering some autistic corner of my brain but I had to jump in to say: It's DSP. Expecting him to have common sense is setting yourself up for failure.
 
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