Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

I wonder what they're going to do about Han-uh's education if Casa de Cuck is sold. I always assumed they picked such an extravagant house for the school district. And I think Becky is bluffing about homeschooling. There is no way she's giving up the free baby sitting.

The schools really are very good in that area. I'm sure Becky's plan was to whine about them until some set of grandparents picked up Hah-nuh's private school tab, though, because the only time she feels loved is when people are blowing thousands of dollars on helping her get through a temper tantrum.

It's very funny how she's ragging on Daniel for not "seeing his daughter on Passover," since he's literally living there and Passover is a long, multi-day holiday. There are even two different days with seders. So pretty much either Daniel (a working person who isn't actually Jewish) declines to see his new girlfriend all weekend, or Becky throws a fit about how he's abandoning Hannah. She's spent how many weekends at orgies?
 
Reading between the lines, Becky didn’t post about having a Seder or going to someone else’s Seder and she made the complaint on the second night, which a lot of more liberal Jews don’t even do. So she is possibly stewing about Daniel going somewhere else instead of sitting across from her on the couch, holding Hannah while mommy does holiday bong hits.
 
hi Becky, just a quick reminder that while there is a ton of nonsense going on in your head all the time always, how people treat you is 100% your fault and responsibility, and the fleeting thoughts of abandonment you have just before you fall asleep are prophecy. you will continue to push everyone away from you until no one willing to help or support you is left and whether you discover the inner strength to carry on won’t keep you from dying alone and unloved. here lies Jane Doe, died like a bitch probly cuz she was one
 
Becky kept her spaghetti in her pockets for all of 2 minutes this morning.

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Playing our favorite game of "reading between the lines with Becky" it sounds like she told Mami and Papi they won't ever see Hah-nuh again since they won't let Becky and Hah-nuh move in with them. Keep taking that high road, girl.
 
She seems to be on a roll this week. Chased off Daniel, peeved Jackson who has likely figured out that letting Bex continue this path is going to become legally messy for them. Now she's torching Mami & Papi for not immediately rolling over and helping her.

Mami and Papi will pitch in somehow as they have genuine unconditional love for her. But enjoying the salt till that happens
 
If I had more time I’d make a timeline of her “crises.” As the great German philosopher said, can it really be a crisis if it happens every week?

(FWIW I think it’s possible for a very mentally ill person to have regular crises, but then they should be in some kind of protective care, not caring for a child while having loads of random sex and consuming whatever chemicals they come across.)
 
This is a little pedantic, but indulge me.

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"Never give up, never surrender" was the trademark line from.... Captain Jason Nesmith, played by Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest, a parody on Star Trek. A really underrated parody with a really good cast.

Is Becky making a funny, or is Becky already too stoned to differentiate source material from parody? I guess we'll never know.
 
This is a little pedantic, but indulge me.

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"Never give up, never surrender" was the trademark line from.... Captain Jason Nesmith, played by Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest, a parody on Star Trek. A really underrated parody with a really good cast.

Is Becky making a funny, or is Becky already too stoned to differentiate source material from parody? I guess we'll never know.
She's being ohsovery quirky. There's a whole "joke" that's been going around for years that's something like "what is the best Star Trek film and why is it Galaxy Quest?"

I don't know why they can't just both be their own good things.

Personally, I think it's funniest that a woman who constantly screams "I give up" is saying never give up, never surrender.
 
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"Dropped me when I got sick." Sure, Becca.

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Somehow most people who "get sick" don't spend their days avoiding all responsibility, smoking weed, and looking for the next orgy of nerds with BO in their area.

Becky's perspective on her mental illness is that anything she can say was "because I was sick" is a freebie.
 
She's literally been accusing Daniel of dumping her because he can't "handle" her disabilities since their first round of break up/make up. I'm sure she's leaning into that angle because besides throwing sex at him, trying to smear him as an "ableist" who abandoned his partner/fiancee/wife while she was in crisis is the other tactic that has seemed to work.

I guess that's truly the upside of tanking your career like Daniel has; he's no longer a "figure" and it's much harder to attack him like she has in the past. No one knows who Daniel Z Klein is anymore except for us and a small handful of loser anti-GG (or is it pro, I can't ever remember) idiots who already hate everything.

Becky love Hello Kitty Island Adventure
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I actually got this game because so many people told me how fun it is and I dunno, I guess I wanted to recreate the almost physical body high that Animal Crossing gave everyone during the lockdown. Anyway, it is pretty much an Animal Crossing clone but for very small kids or very dumb adults. There is an actual little glowing orb that you can just follow around if you're lost or in Becky's case very stoned. It's the video game equivalent of Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens but actually less entertaining.
 
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She's literally been accusing Daniel of dumping her because he can't "handle" her disabilities since their first round of break up/make up. I'm sure she's leaning into that angle because besides throwing sex at him, trying to smear him as an "ableist" who abandoned his partner/fiancee/wife while she was in crisis is the other tactic that has seemed to work.

I guess that's truly the upside of tanking your career like Daniel has; he's no longer a "figure" and it's much harder to attack him like she has in the past. No one knows who Daniel Z Klein is anymore except for us and a small handful of loser anti-GG (or is it pro, I can't ever remember) idiots who already hate everything.

Becky love Hello Kitty Island Adventure
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I actually got this game because so many people told me how fun it is and I dunno, I guess I wanted to recreate the almost physical body high that Animal Crossing gave everyone during the lockdown. Anyway, it is pretty much an Animal Crossing clone but for very small kids or very dumb adults. There is an actual little glowing orb that you can just follow around if you're lost or in Becky's case very stoned. It's the video game equivalent of Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens but actually less entertaining.
Becky finding solace in material goods, guess the sun came up again

Dozens of kiwis know that it’s off to another day in the shit factory
 
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Per Google AI, a staff attorney at Dykema makes between 135-150k per year. He probably brings home around $8000 a month after CA taxes, similar to Daniel.

He's fully remote, according to Becky.
Will this mere pittance be enough to sate the Harpy Queen and her coven?
 
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