Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Anasa Tristis]

A few observations…

I just loved that no one at the company felt the need to give Pops the opportunity to meet her ahead of time or even a head’s up that one of the in home therapists (gawd, the cost) coming to dinner was pube bearded genderspecial doggy_brat*. FFS.

Nope. You will get the genderspecial therapist and you will like her.

*Yikes. Don’t tell me she’s a BDSM pup enthusiast too.

 

[Sean Andalou]

The rest is made up. If it's not then the nurse clocked him the minute he lumbered into the room and decided to troll him hard.

I sure do hope that's what happened.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I just loved that no one at the company felt the need to give Pops the opportunity to meet her ahead of time or even a head’s up that one of the in home therapists (gawd, the cost) coming to dinner was pube bearded genderspecial doggy_brat*. FFS.

Nope. You will get the genderspecial therapist and you will like her.

*Yikes. Don’t tell me she’s a BDSM pup enthusiast too.

This bitch is INSANE


Edit: There’s a lot more but don’t have time rn to screen-cap all of the crazy. Her history is disgusting.

I’d lock the door too, ABDL furry little DID freak

 

[Fapcop]

I just loved that no one at the company felt the need to give Pops the opportunity to meet her ahead of time or even a head’s up that one of the in home therapists (gawd, the cost) coming to dinner was pube bearded genderspecial doggy_brat*. FFS.

Nope. You will get the genderspecial therapist and you will like her.

*Yikes. Don’t tell me she’s a BDSM pup enthusiast too.

There’s no way she wouldn’t have tried to groom the kid.

“My name is Xander, I’m non binary! That means I don’t feel right as a man or a woman… Do you ever feel different from others? Like they don’t understand you? Maybe that’s something you should explore!”

This bitch is INSANE
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Edit: There’s a lot more but don’t have time rn to screen-cap all of the crazy. Her history is disgusting.

I’d lock the door too, ABDL furry little DID freak
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Lmao! Maybe the agency that sends her out to retarded and autistic kids should know that she’s literally mentally ill and thinks she’s a little girl wanting to get fucked by daddy?

 

[Statix_Shark]

This bitch is INSANE

Spoiler: A perfectly sane person

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

This bitch is INSANE
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Edit: There’s a lot more but don’t have time rn to screen-cap all of the crazy. Her history is disgusting.

I’d lock the door too, ABDL furry little DID freak
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So not only is this pooner a heckin valid dude who is into ABDL, but is larping as having DID? Yeah, sure, that's totally someone I would want as a therapist! Especially for impressionable, autistic children!

Are they just letting anyone off the street become therapists now?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Get a clue, pooner. Real men don't have to worry about their penis dying.

Do SEAsian pooners ever catch koro?

Actually, that could be a pooner life hack. Move to rural Indonesia, live as a man, and if anyone asks you say that a witch cursed your penis to shrink into a metoidioplasty.

 

[CuntessMaximus]

Pooner "therapist" gets kicked out by father of autistic kids

I don’t want to PL too much, but this pooner is in the same line of work I am. In the last year or so, it has become increasingly overrun with troons and pooners. They end up quitting or switching companies often though (in my experience anyway). I am willing to bet if the company she works for has a center, they will place her in there, as opposed to 1:1 or “in home”, to avoid anything like this happening again in the future.

 

[expectant asshole]

lol what are words even at this point? Not like they have meanings, or something stupid like that

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You really do have to distinguish between the correct and incorrect use cases of specialized language to avoid going down a weird rabbit hole.

Creepy abusive guy who uses therapy speak for manipulation isn't an indictment of therapy speak in its intended usage, where it provides tools to process and improve on thought patterns which are otherwise harmful to the patient.

Weirdo reactionary pseudofeminist who thinks turning a penis into a vagina is a reification of patriarchy because their "boundaries" extend into strangers' bodies is not an argument against the correct application of feminist theory.

Guy who thinks "amab = penis" and "afab = uterus" and spins bioessentialist nonsense from that starting point only makes it more important to center that birth gender assignment is a political and social power structure rather than an accurate reflection of biology.

When you're in obscure online spaces a lot it's probable that you'll see misuse of terms more than you see the correct usage just because you have a higher rate of encounters with malicious and/or clueless people. That does not mean the terms are bad, it means you're on the website that made the skinny capitalist guy from the Lorax movie into an avatar of multiversal selfcest through telephone games.

And then they wonder why people are so done with their bullshit. There are isolated tribes that understand biology better than these fuckwits because they understand and accept “penis in vagina -> baby out of vagina nine months later,” or “two dicks touching -> no baby.” No talk of gender needed, just need to know the genital combination to comprehend that. If these fuckwits are pulling this deliberately to feel good, then they are just as guilty as OP’s hypothetical creepy controlling man. Pretty fucking malicious to me.

When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.

Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass

 

[Magic Pickle]

A woman struggles to find her pooner partner attractive because she dresses like a retarded toddler.
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I don't find my trans boyfriend physically attractive​

I don't find my boyfriend physically attractive
Hey, so I didn't know where to ask this, maybe r/relationshipadvice might have been a better choice, but I wanted to ask specifically here, because my boyfriend is trans.
Okay, so I am a cis woman, my boyfriend is pre-op pre-hormones trans man. We met online, and we've been long distance friends for three years and then we've started dating - also long distance. We get to see each other twice a year, each time for two weeks. We are planning to move together to my country as soon as I finish college.
I love him very, very, very much and he matters a lot to me, but I don't find him psychically attractive. I love his personality, he's so funny, caring and always makes me feel safe and appreciated, I dream about our life together a lot. Now, the reason why I don't find him attractive isn't because he's trans, it's because he dresses very childish and feminine. Lots of cute stuff, pastels and neons, Sanrio stuff, rainbows etc. etc. At the same time he's alt and has dyed hair with multicolor mullet and choppy baby bangs, he's very thin too and way shorter than me.
I honestly thought I didn't have a type, but recently I realized I probably do, since he isn't my type. I am bisexual and I like basically all kinds of women both very feminine and very masculine and with men, I think I prefer them very masculine like bear type.. but they don't HAVE TO be, I just don't like feminine men.
Today my friend and I were talking about our boyfriends and she showed me picture of hers for the first time and then wanted to see picture of mine and at that time I realized that I feel hesitant showing a picture of my boyfriend, because of the way he looks. I've been thinking about it ever since and I am so confused with my own feelings.
I've asked my boyfriend about his transition goals many times and he always avoided that question or said he doesn't know. I have felt (and I probably am) a bad person, because I've been hoping that when he gets on T (when he moves here, because the laws where he lives are very anti-trans), he'll start dressing and presenting more masculine.
Another confession I have to make is, that sometimes during sex I just imagine that he's a women which helps me get more turned on, otherwise my body is completely unresponsive. I think I wouldn't have any issues with having a girlfriend that is an exact copy of my boyfriend or my boyfriend being more masculine, but in this state he is not attractive to me. It really isn't about his body, face or voice, I find all of those very beautiful and hot, it's about the way he dresses, gets his hair cut etc. etc.
I know I am an awful person for thinking about this way. Is there anything I can do? I really don't want to break up with him, I love him very much and he loves me too, I just feel like a terrible person for thinking about him in this way and not finding him attractive. I really want to spend the rest of my life together with him, but I don't know how to make myself feel like he's attractive to me.
I just really needed to get this off my chest. Any advice is helpful. Please try to save the judgement, I know I am awful and the asshole in this situation, but I really want to do the right thing.

Even ladies get wrapped up in prison gay bullshit: enjoy a tale of two different T4T couples where the women involved found lesbian sex to be quite lacking in terms of fulfilling yaoi fantasies.
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Dysphoria triggered by sex​

CW: NSFW talk but not explicit
I started hooking up with another trans guy because why not, T has my libido out of control, and he was interested in me anyway. I thought I'd be safe from judgement since he was also trans. I was wrong.
One of the first times we did anything, shortly after, he told me that he usually didn't feel anything with strap-ons and "prefers the real thing." I was shocked but brushed it off because he immediately followed it up with "but you did really good." I knew he had a preference for cis men, yet I didn't think he'd tell me something like that. Maybe being an exception was a good thing.
There's other smaller things that happened (like him refusing to touch my chest and nether region, shifting topics when I would acknowledge I was trans during sex), but I brushed those off as his dysphoria holding him back. Now, with everything added up, I realize he wants to be with ""a real man"" and is probably just settling for me.
I feel so shitty and used and dysphoric. I thought I would be safe from microaggressions if I was t4t, but I was wrong. This isn't even the first time I've been with a trans guy who didn't like that I was trans but stayed with me anyway, and it feels just as bad.
I don't know what to do. There's other things he's done that are weird but not like this, so I won't mention them here. Yet, I'm scared to call things off because I don't want to upset him. Even after all the hurt he's caused me. Sorry if this didn't make any sense, I'm drained and running on 4 hours of sleep

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He laughed cuz I was wearing a packer!? t4t hook up​

I met this dude, also trans, on Instagram. We started talking and he came to my house to hang but we ended up in my bed - kissing with our clothes on. Since our bodies were close he felt that I was wearing my packer, with no intention really, I wear it all the time and I had told him that already. He just grabs it over my shorts and laughs saying “this stiff thing” not in a playful way, just rude, and kinda stayed a little distant after that. He doesn’t pack, ever, good for him, I do. Idk really what he was expecting, he usually hooks up with cis guys and even said “I don’t even know if I remember how to go down on a *****”, you know, I don’t even like saying that word when referring to my body.

 

[Paper Machete]

Stuff like the first post is why long distance "relationships" are a bad idea. The feel and attraction is completely different when with someone in person and I think a lot of people get attached to the personality and fill in the blanks on the rest based on what they want but not what is actually there. Then they contend with sunk cost fallacy. Lady, you could've been having great sex and spending a lot of time with another woman or a man instead of wasting time with pooners in Discord and only meeting occasionally to have unsatisfying sex with.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Stuff like the first post is why long distance "relationships" are a bad idea. The feel and attraction is completely different when with someone in person and I think a lot of people get attached to the personality and fill in the blanks on the rest based on what they want but not what is actually there. Then they contend with sunk cost fallacy. Lady, you could've been having great sex and spending a lot of time with another woman or a man instead of wasting time with pooners in Discord and only meeting occasionally to have unsatisfying sex with.

There’s gonna be a tranny L post in a few months when the girlfriend leaves the pooner for a 6 foot tall masculine chad.

“I know it doesn’t mean I’m any less of a man but…”

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Cheer up, OP! You’re being ignored like a real man!
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None of this is normal girly
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The rotdog this pooner is brandishing is only 5 months old(blood, gore, scars, hair, white, no tipped sausage appearance) , and swells like a balloon when she pisses cos of a hole in her urethra.

I wonder why no stranger wants to grab onto that thang.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

There’s no way she wouldn’t have tried to groom the kid.

“My name is Xander, I’m non binary! That means I don’t feel right as a man or a woman… Do you ever feel different from others? Like they don’t understand you? Maybe that’s something you should explore!”


Lmao! Maybe the agency that sends her out to retarded and autistic kids should know that she’s literally mentally ill and thinks she’s a little girl wanting to get fucked by daddy?

I took an online Gender Test to see what they ask, and that shit is a landmine field designed to make people think they're trans or non-binary. I only got an answer of being cis because I carefully thought out every answer and I didn't even answer all the questions truthfully; I answered them in the best way to get a cis gender at the end.

They ask you many questions about Trans and being another gender but never give an option to say you're against it. It's just at what level do you support it, so I always gave the lowest level. The test also is designed to make it appear that anyone with any body issues like weight is trans because they're unhappy with their body. How many teens and preteens are really happy with how they look? They take one of these tests and bam they're labeled trans.

 

[Fapcop]

A woman struggles to find her pooner partner attractive because she dresses like a retarded toddler.
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Even ladies get wrapped up in prison gay bullshit: enjoy a tale of two different T4T couples where the women involved found lesbian sex to be quite lacking in terms of fulfilling yaoi fantasies.
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Primo harvest! Big ups!

“I know I am an awful person for thinking about this way. Is there anything I can do? I really don't want to break up with him, I love him very much and he loves me too, I just feel like a terrible person for thinking about him in this way and not finding him attractive.”

Why how very curious! If this had been a man, this chick would have no problems buying him new clothes, telling him to get a haircut, dress more mature etc.

Yet for some reason she feels “terrible” and doesn’t want to hurt the lil doods feelings? Almost as if she doesn’t consider him a man?

There’s a funny comment to the chick feeling like she’s being used for sex btw. (Why, how very masc, lol!)



Oh my how we inadvertently tell on ourselves… “an unrealistic standard”?! What ever happened to “trans men are real men”?!

A woman struggles to find her pooner partner attractive because she dresses like a retarded toddler.
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Even ladies get wrapped up in prison gay bullshit: enjoy a tale of two different T4T couples where the women involved found lesbian sex to be quite lacking in terms of fulfilling yaoi fantasies.
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Primo harvest! Big ups!

“I know I am an awful person for thinking about this way. Is there anything I can do? I really don't want to break up with him, I love him very much and he loves me too, I just feel like a terrible person for thinking about him in this way and not finding him attractive.”

Why how very curious! If this had been a man, this chick would have no problems buying him new clothes, telling him to get a haircut, dress more mature etc.

Yet for some reason she feels “terrible” and doesn’t want to hurt the lil doods feelings? Almost as if she doesn’t consider him a man?

I took an online Gender Test to see what they ask, and that shit is a landmine field designed to make people think they're trans or non-binary. I only got an answer of being cis because I carefully thought out every answer and I didn't even answer all the questions truthfully; I answered them in the best way to get a cis gender at the end.

They ask you many questions about Trans and being another gender but never give an option to say you're against it. It's just at what level do you support it, so I always gave the lowest level. The test also is designed to make it appear that anyone with any body issues like weight is trans because they're unhappy with their body. How many teens and preteens are really happy with how they look? They take one of these tests and bam they're labeled trans.

So basically like Pfizer doing an online test where the result is always: “You need Prozac!”

Despicable.

There are many good reasons to loathe troons and journoscum, but the dishonesty and blatant grooming is one of the biggest ones.

Also this one to the packer story!


Loooool! Yes, that must be it! Surely not the fact that there’s something inherently comedic about a woman waddling around with a plastic penis taped to her crotch!

 

[I HAVE A RADIO]

lol what are words even at this point? Not like they have meanings, or something stupid like that

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This guy is an absolute goldmine of shitty takes. I wanted to post a thread about him but decided to hold off, because he's so closeminded that he basically stopped engaging with anyone outside of his tranny circlejerk.

Typewriter Monke / tpwrtrmnky
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With 33904 posts since December 2011, a bit of quick math shows he's averaging 7 posts per day. And it's not just twitter - he's also active on Tumblr and Bluesky, and they are just as busy. How can someone even be THAT terminally online?
You can see that he joined twitter in 2011. How old was he? Like, 10? Wrong. This guy is around 30 now, so he was about 15-16 years old back then. Here's a proof of his age:

Archive

Archive
>"Wow, you're doing that at your age?" "I am 30."
Yeah, it's quite depressing that you're 30 already and still shitpost online. His posts hit differently when you keep his age in mind, dude really is a lost cause.
And of course, he wants to look like an anime girl. Sorry, troon, maybe in another life.
This is how he looks, by the way:

Spoiler: Wow, stinky!

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Archive

He also has (had?) a "girlfriend". Of course, it's another troon:

Spoiler: Wow, stinky!

Spoiler: Phonebook

SOCIALS
Mastodon:

https://archive.ph/upyHQ

https://fribygda.no/@notimetoavocado

Twitter (deleted?):

https://web.archive.org/web/20231021134828/https://twitter.com/Comrade_Avocado

Bluesky (also deleted?):
avcdo.bsky.social

I think he tries to compare Alzheimer's with his fetish. Yes, children with Alzheimer's are a great excuse to molest and groom children.
Well, just posting your thoughts online isn't that bad, right? Yeah, but wait until you find out he also has a comic series:

Spoiler: Section about comics

Wow. what a bigoted and hecking transphobic comic... wait, it's sincere?! This level of self-unawareness is unprecedented. They really love denying their regret rates, huh?
And it's not just one. There's over than a hundred of them. Yes, over a fucking hundred. The further down you go, the more they devolve into an unhinged mishmash of words:

I suppose this one is about DIY HRT? Not really sure, it's too retarded.
Full archive of comics on Tumbler:
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Archive (tumbler doesn't let me archive any of the comics, so I just archive the page with redirects)

Here's a small selection of funny stuff that he posted on Bsky:

Spoiler: Screenshots

No one ever said that it's real. But the fetish IS real, AGP men ARE real. Porn addiction and trannies go hand in hand.

Wow, what a realistic scenario. It was always about "ladies with J-cups" (and they aren't even ladies, just crazy fetishists with bolt-on tits), not pervy men who want access to women's spaces.




It's NOT a fetish. It's NOT a fetish. It's NOT a fetish.



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Another person suffering from space dood derangement?

It's not about trying. You literally can't change your sex. And it's not far right's responsibility, it's biology and basic logic.

No, you're a retarded terminally online autist, you're not shattering any norms, you're quite a caricature, actually.

Can we blame at least something on trans "women"? Like rape and child molestation, for example?



What is "EXTREME violence against trans women"? Someone called you "sir"? Go cry a river.

Your transition is so anime, sis! Join 41% to reincarnate in your favorite anime!

What's up with trannies and Warhammer?

No dox today, but I managed to find most of his socials:

Spoiler: Phonebook

SOCIALS
Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social (Archive - https://archive.is/reH5s)
Tumblr - https://www.tumblr.com/tpwrtrmnky
X/Twitter - https://x.com/tpwrtrmnky
Mastodon (dead account) - https://fribygda.no/@tpwrtrmnky
Mastodon - https://tech.lgbt/@tpwrtrmnky (Archive, partially broken, but I archived it only to preserve his pfp - https://archive.is/anSDD)
OTHER
Steam - https://steamcommunity.com/id/tpwrtrmnky
Duolingo - https://www.duolingo.com/profile/tpwrtrmnky

 

[Fapcop]

I took an online Gender Test to see what they ask, and that shit is a landmine field designed to make people think they're trans or non-binary. I only got an answer of being cis because I carefully thought out every answer and I didn't even answer all the questions truthfully; I answered them in the best way to get a cis gender at the end.

They ask you many questions about Trans and being another gender but never give an option to say you're against it. It's just at what level do you support it, so I always gave the lowest level. The test also is designed to make it appear that anyone with any body issues like weight is trans because they're unhappy with their body. How many teens and preteens are really happy with how they look? They take one of these tests and bam they're labeled trans.

Thought of you comment when I read this post from Reddit:



Seriously, fuck these people and their bizarre gender/sex cult. Always trying to recruit.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

I think he tries to compare Alzheimer's with his fetish. Yes, children with Alzheimer's are a great excuse to molest and groom children.

Children... with Alzheimers? Uh. Is he thinking of the right disease? Pretty sure the youngest ever case of Alzheimers was like 27, and even that is exceedingly young.

I'm not going to say it's impossible for a child to have Alzheimers or another age-related dementia, but... uh... not super likely.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

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Seriously, fuck these people and their bizarre gender/sex cult. Always trying to recruit.

She’s kinda fucked unless she finds someone old school and dgaf.


Why are these people so suggestible?

“You take naps during the day sometimes, are you sure you’re not Spanish?”

“There are so many colors out there, are you sure blue is your favorite?”

“Are you sure you hate wasps? What if you secretly love them?”

Like yeah bro I’m sure.

 

[Penicillium Roqueforti]

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The rotdog this pooner is brandishing is only 5 months old(blood, gore, scars, hair, white, no tipped sausage appearance) , and swells like a balloon when she pisses cos of a hole in her urethra.

I wonder why no stranger wants to grab onto that thang.

Wow...who knew piss really is stored in the balls?