The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

[NoBueno]

I've been into this one for a while. Nowadays it seems to have become more complicated, with the claim that Jesus' millenial reign had already happened and the tartarian civilization appeared at it's end or something like that. Not sure what to make of these new developments. Do you browse stolen history(-ies)?

The conspiracy might have truth, but it's as if it's purposefully muddied, to make you spend your time focusing on specific details to argue about, a distraction. You already know they are lying. about the past. Why argue exactly what they are lying about? They are lying, you can't trust anything. I try to avoid anything near mainstream as much as possible. Unless they are marked mainstream as the "crazy person" designed to discredit any investigation. Example below

 

[Fek]

I assume you mean the establishment of the Bavarian Illuminati and the Enlightenment Era? Light Bringer?

Alright, alright. Here - this should be a fun one for you:

I would suggest checking for patterns of buildings allegedly going up in a matter of a year, only to burn down or otherwise be destroyed. Watch for several restoration efforts. Examine the photos (digging for more than wikipedia pictures is far more rewarding). Examine the names of the people brought up, process used to decide who will build it, and especially the information which is never brought up related to construction.

Check out archaeological ruins/'cemeteries'/sites all across this place. Examine what governments decide to do with these places. Weight their actions. Perhaps question why the public gets shut out of them (either permanently or for a time). Notice how many bits and pieces from these places get spirited away to be forgotten out of sight (and out of mind).

This is a very brief pointer for you, and not remotely an exhaustive list of suggestions for pattern recognition. I am not about to tell anyone what to think about what is found. That is up to each individual to sort out for themselves. There are resources others have put out there which may aid you in this process and do not fall outside of the arena of your chosen methods of..research.

If anyone else out there is more inclined towards reading, then I'd simply suggest checking out an old book titled "War on the Demolishers". One need not believe anything beyond humoring a rather curious rant about the goings on of the time of its writing.

 

[Meriasek]

If anyone else out there is more inclined towards reading, then I'd simply suggest checking out an old book titled "War on the Demolishers". One need not believe anything beyond humoring a rather curious rant about the goings on of the time of its writing.

The text by Victor Hugo? That is an interesting one, gives some nice insight into the preservationist movements and how monuments and history were seen in, uh, moving times like France back then. Revolutions tend to attract iconoclasts and those who want to eradicate history...
I feel like really wanting to preserve history is a relatively new phenomenon. People would try to bring back the glories of antiquity in the Renaissance and pay homage to those days in neoclassical buildings, but really going out of their way to preserve historic buildings and such seems like a product of the wealthy, industrialist days. In poverty you can't afford to not cannibalise the past if you have to, so old buildings get demolished to make new building material. Many Roman buildings from Antiquity were slowly torn down to use their bricks in the following centuries, for example. The gleaming sandstone shells of the pyramids were taken elsewhere thousands of years ago.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

not really a conspiracy theory the CIA is actually really bad at psychological warfare and constantly was being run around in circles by the KGB especially on internal security.

Also the FBI is really bad at their job they just any time they actually do catch anybody who is a dissident they make a massive spectacle basically the entire control apparatus relies heavily on peacocking you into thinking that it has more control than it actually does now in China they 100 percent do have that much control but they still get screwed with constantly.

 

[NoReturn]

Hey, anyone else remember "Earth, Final Conflict"?
This is a minor schitzo-theory, but I always did wonder what inspired the same man who made Star Trek to conceive of a series where the premise is that a race of "benevolent" aliens are actually taking over the world. It reminds me of the theory that David Icke's "Lizard People" thing is actually a way of pointing attention at fully-human people who run the world behind the scenes.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7focWgBPMNk

The opposite happens when I see ‘wrong’ things. Trannies for example, or people causing pain and harm, Autists may understand what I mean by some things having a rightness or wrongness to them.

I totally get what you mean.
Imagine you come across a plant in the woods, and something about it seems "wrong". Usually something is. You might not be able to put your finger on what, or explain it to someone else in words, but you know something is wrong. Sometimes you'll find out later it has a fungal infection or a mutation or was poisoned or something, but you can feel wrong things if they're wrong enough.

edit: Also the reason boomers are capital L capital T Like That, is because many of them weren't fully imbued with a soul and are thus a grotesque half life

I'm fascinated by your position and wish to learn more.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

For the first: Photography came around somewhat after the classical revival phase of the 18th century, building on renaissance and baroque architecture which in turn also took a lot of classic elements. It's a bit too simple to say that "it's all greek/roman" when every country/region had their own distinct styles and elements, too. And those are mostly representative buildings by monarchs and aristocratst, too, who would have much more international contact and overlap than the regular people. Russian aristocracy was very francophil for example. And still, Russian architecture is quite distinct from the Western counterparts, and you'd find a lot of differences between the various western european countries as well.

Also a lot of european rulers imported famous architects and artists from different countries to come to their lands and design buildings for them. Many Italian architects designed buildings in Russia, Poland etc.

 

[PandaChai]

I'm fascinated by your position and wish to learn more.

It's two things combined together really:

1. An offshoot of the Jewish mystical concept of Guph, the Treasury of Souls. Essentially, so many children were born so quickly that the Archangel Gabriel could not keep up and impart each newly formed babe with a soul of their own from the Otzar.
2. Boomers are, for whatever reason, so unimaginably selfish that either:
   1. Their bodies being only half-ensouled were loaded up to the fill line with demons, or
   2. Those same demons filled them up completely, smothering the half-soul within

I also sort of believe in the premise of the Margaret Atwood short story "Faster" from the anthology "The Tent", that the soul cannot travel as fast as the material body can in plane, train, and automobile, and so cannot keep up with the constant hither-and-thithering. Or more terrifyingly, to me at least, is the reason for it. They don't want their soul to catch up with them.

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[NoBueno]

The more I keep digging into these private interviews with experts (real experts, not TV experts) you start to suspect you've been lied to about pretty much everything

 

[Fek]

resort to insults

"They hated him, because he told them the truth" immediately comes to mind.

the soul cannot travel as fast as the material body can in plane, train, and automobile

Interesting idea, though I do wonder: does one even move at all if they're always "here" and "now"?

 

[NoReturn]

It's two things combined together really:

1. An offshoot of the Jewish mystical concept of Guph, the Treasury of Souls. Essentially, so many children were born so quickly that the Archangel Gabriel could not keep up and impart each newly formed babe with a soul of their own from the Otzar.
2. Boomers are, for whatever reason, so unimaginably selfish that either:
   1. Their bodies being only half-ensouled were loaded up to the fill line with demons, or
   2. Those same demons filled them up completely, smothering the half-soul within

You want to know something REALLY weird? I've run into the concept of a half-soul before, and from completely unrelated people and across time. One of them even said "It felt like I didn't have half my soul, and it hurt when it came back."
What is this phenomenon?

Could a mod please make that one of the dox spoilers so it's not visible to outsiders?

Ain't that just the "Private" tag?

 

[PandaChai]

Ain't that just the "Private" tag?

I can't find the option for it in the text editor, might be a T&H feature?

Back to schizo talk though

What is this phenomenon?

As a conspiracy theory pushing Christian Chud myself...

...it's sin, (im)pure and simple. When you reject that little spark of the Divine, whether knowingly or not, and then are very suddenly very rudely reminded that you are 1. made in the image of God, 2. that just the same as everyone else in history you are mortal, and 3. everyone else is, well

"It felt like I didn't have half my soul, and it hurt when it came back."

Now that I'd definitely want to ask more questions on, because there's a lot pack into those sixteen words

 

[NoBueno]

What hidden messages are in Sailor Moon?

 

[NoReturn]

I can't find the option for it in the text editor, might be a T&H feature?

You write it like this:

[Private]
Thing
[/Private]

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Now that I'd definitely want to ask more questions on, because there's a lot pack into those sixteen words

I'll fuzz some details, but as far as I was told, she was living in California, moved to the UK for a bit until she had a bad experience that made her move back to California; but then was in some kind of fugue state for years afterwards.
She was able to live and have a normal job, and said she said looking back on it she felt "normal" in the moment, but then after some more life changes she started having panic attacks and everything started feeling more raw than they had in the years after she moved back from the UK to the states.
Part of me, seeing what you said about walking speed, makes me wonder if she left part of herself in the UK and it had to swim back across the Atlantic, then walk across the US to get back to her.

 

[NoBueno]

What hidden messages are in Sailor Moon?
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[Althalus]

What hidden messages are in Sailor Moon?
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This is interesting, I did not know that lore.

My recollection of Sailor Moon was simply the surface level of each character representing a planet/aspect of the Zodiac. Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, etc. And if you want to stretch a bit, one could say that "sailor" is synonymous to "pilot" or "rider". Since the Moon often represents the feminine in occultism, the name Sailor Moon could be roughly translated as a "pilot" or channeler of the feminine aspect.

The very early episodes did have some weirdly conspiratorial overtones too, things about intentionally instigating mass obssession with jewelry/material goods to control people, putting substances in air/water to make people behave differently, etc. There were other instances too, but I am being vague since I've only seen the very early episodes and it's been ages since then so I don't recall all the details.

 

[NoBueno]

This is interesting, I did not know that lore.

My recollection of Sailor Moon was simply the surface level of each character representing a planet/aspect of the Zodiac. Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, etc. And if you want to stretch a bit, one could say that "sailor" is synonymous to "pilot" or "rider". Since the Moon often represents the feminine in occultism, the name Sailor Moon could be roughly translated as a "pilot" or channeler of the feminine aspect.

The very early episodes did have some weirdly conspiratorial overtones too, things about intentionally instigating mass obssession with jewelry/material goods to control people, putting substances in air/water to make people behave differently, etc. There were other instances too, but I am being vague since I've only seen the very early episodes and it's been ages since then so I don't recall all the details.

Well a single input just gives you a cliff notes, if I kept adding prompts like "what about fluroidation? What about advertising and consumerism" For example I asked it about nephlim being related to royal families and the reason for such obsession with lineage.



Elaborate on Sailor Saturn and her relation to the Black Cube of Saturn



Trying to combine everything together

 

[%%%]

The more I keep digging into these private interviews with experts (real experts, not TV experts) you start to suspect you've been lied to about pretty much everything

Who's this guy exactly? IIRC during the first interview after the moon landing the astronauts claimed they didn't see stars in space (well, rather than claimed they just looked at each other and said ...no... when asked about it).

 

[NoBueno]

Is the possession to overthrow God?

 

[Sperg_rancher]

alright here's my pitch.
Dinosaurs were around for 165,000,000 years, start to the last meteor.
Humans have been around for 200,000 years, 1,500,000 if you include a few close ancestors as 'humans'.

There was at some time a near 100% chance that an intelligent civilization existed while dinosaurs existed.
It might have been dinosaurs. Maybe. Maybe not.

Why don't we have any evidence? Consider how hard it would be to make anything that lasts 100,000,000 years. You could make a room deep in a mountain, or in the middle of a glacier, or maybe even the moon if you've gotten that far. Would that really last though? even if you put a room made of pure corrundum on the moon, It's not likely to survive that time. somewhere between 11 and 1,100 TONS of material accumulates on the moon every DAY. 100 of those objects are larger than a ping-pong ball, and this is just one day. Your room will be dead in just a few centuries. Simply put, between the time of dinosaurs and humans, there's no known way that any information could be preserved for this amount of time.

There almost certainly was another intelligent species on earth before humans.

and that's why dinosaurs probably drove electric cars.

 

[NoBueno]

alright here's my pitch.
Dinosaurs were around for 165,000,000 years, start to the last meteor.
Humans have been around for 200,000 years, 1,500,000 if you include a few close ancestors as 'humans'.

There was at some time a near 100% chance that an intelligent civilization existed while dinosaurs existed.
It might have been dinosaurs. Maybe. Maybe not.

Why don't we have any evidence? Consider how hard it would be to make anything that lasts 100,000,000 years. You could make a room deep in a mountain, or in the middle of a glacier, or maybe even the moon if you've gotten that far. Would that really last though? even if you put a room made of pure corrundum on the moon, It's not likely to survive that time. somewhere between 11 and 1,100 TONS of material accumulates on the moon every DAY. 100 of those objects are larger than a ping-pong ball, and this is just one day. Your room will be dead in just a few centuries. Simply put, between the time of dinosaurs and humans, there's no known way that any information could be preserved for this amount of time.

There almost certainly was another intelligent species on earth before humans.

and that's why dinosaurs probably drove electric cars.

On one hand, we can't be sure Dinosaurs even existed. But according to law of karmic reveal: