Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

There is no scenario in which a normal person would consider Alex a friend. They are all mentally challenged. I don't even mean this in an insulting way, have a look for yourself at who he interacts with.
You're not wrong.

Mylo is actually 26 going on 27 (a) and he's still using a Roblox png and a TTS voice to make videos.

Joshua is probably in that same age range and he's still pretending to be a "mAsTeR h4ck3r" and he's making songs like this (a).

If that's not mentally challenged, then I don't know what is.
 
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Whether it be IRL or not, all his friends are mentally retarded. There is just no other way.
Mylo is actually 26 going on 27 (a) and he's still using a Roblox png and a TTS voice to make videos.
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Unfortunately, I must agree.
 
Relevant video.
Other slightly relevant video.
Apparently that "Warriors!! Come out to play-ay!" Shtick was completely ad-libbed on the spot by the actor, complete with the bottles clicking. Impressed and creeped the director out so he immediately added it and shot the next take that way.
 
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This confirms we are still living rent free in Alex's head. It's now just a waiting game until he breaks down and comes back for more.
"Victim of bullying on KiwiFarms." Doesn't he mean "Exposed as a degenerate pedophile on KiwiFarms."?

I don't understand why he's still trying to act like a victim and garner sympathy when this whole thread exists. If people took the time to read the OP then they would learn how much of a sick freak he is.
 
I don't understand why he's still trying to act like a victim and garner sympathy when this whole thread exists. If people took the time to read the OP then they would learn how much of a sick freak he is.
I hope he goes full #DKF with this compelling story. You got this Alex! Call up Mother Jones, Wired, PinkNews and the NYT! Your story needs to be told!
 
He is probably screaming into the void somewhere. I don't think he can contain himself on a private account for a long time unless they put him on heavy (heavier?) medication. The farms is going to live rent free in his head until the day he dies. And he will let people know about it.

r/bullying was his safe haven for awhile where he could pitybait. Maybe he is in there using a sock?

Also did that spic furry steal Alex's halal crown? I have only seen a few posts in HoS thread and he was basically speedrunning Alex's footsteps.
 
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So, Alex is 25 years old now, right? Why is he letting his parents dictate so much of his life, they literally forced him to private all of his YouTube channels and delete his DA. That's just pathetic.

At some point, don’t you think he should be setting his own boundaries and taking control by now? It's like he's still mentally 12 years old.
Anyone else find that a bit strange?
 
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