DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Thanks for the money, Ryan!
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I think he hit the last 5 goals himself lmao I guess he got mad at the attention ken and friends were getting during the marathon.

Down to 43 viewers

He now left the stream after a hard begment with $26 in support to make his whale call

If nothing happens, then likely $124 anon tip at the end incoming because he cannot let detractors win

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Green # is Kick viewers but he only has ~130 on YouTube anyways so it's a disaster.

He just went on a rant today about 1 single whale carrying Disco not being a good idea but that's every game lately and the views for every stream are record lows at this point.
 
I'm sorry but it begs the question of why? Who is this performance for, when it's a salsa between DSP and whatever paypig. Who is the target audience of this fantasy, Jayde doesn't pretend like he has several caretakers, he has his mom, who lets him have some money, DSP is literally Jayde
but Polish instead of Singaporean.
 
He said this so nonchalantly that I'm now completely convinced he fakes tips on a regular basis.
You must be new here. If he were faking a large amount of his tips, we'd see black shirt emergency streams daily. You just underestimate the level of dent in the head that his genuine fans have.

The whole performance is part of his Schrodinger's beggar scheme, which he has been doing for years: I'm doing well, but maybe I'm also doing poorly and need your support.
 
You must be new here. If he were faking a large amount of his tips, we'd see black shirt emergency streams daily. You just underestimate the level of dent in the head that his genuine fans have.

The whole performance is part of his Schrodinger's beggar scheme, which he has been doing for years: I'm doing well, but maybe I'm also doing poorly and need your support.
Why can't it be both?
 
All I'm saying is if the restreamers didn't exist, he'd have 1k more viewers daily and the ratio wouldn't be as fucked up. These people literally watch him all day every day and would be giving him the view otherwise. But yeah it's a hot take I admit.
The ratio would be worse, give the dude however many viewers you want, if they aren’t actual fans supporting him we’re still going to be sitting her pointing out that like 5 dudes make up 95% of his income, if anything it would look even more pathetic watching him so desperately beg a couple thousand people for a couple hundred bucks and only a small few ever step up
 
Why can't it be both?
In my (hopefully) humble opinion, it can't be both because DSP is likely over $100k in debt to the US Treasury. DSP's supporters consistently get him to the $100k tax bracket

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24% of $100k income is $24k which is on top of 5 previous years of back tax payment plans, which would lend credence to the idea that DSP owes around $100k in back taxes even with what amount he has paid off.

My point is that faking tips would do absolutely nothing to benefit DSP, I know he's retarded, but i don't think there is a there, there.
 
My point is that faking tips would do absolutely nothing to benefit DSP, I know he's retarded, but i don't think there is a there, there.
It's just completely outside of DSP's temperament to calmly fake tips while being fake-positive all the time. He could only keep the lid on something like this for two days max until he'd panic. I don't doubt that DSP could fake an odd tip here or there, to reach a goal, but if it really eats into his income he'd cry about poor support 24/7. In fact, we have plenty of examples of this, where he could've faked tips instead of begging incessantly, if that was in his character.
 
It's just completely outside of DSP's temperament to calmly fake tips while being fake-positive all the time. He could only keep the lid on something like this for two days max until he'd panic. I don't doubt that DSP could fake an odd tip here or there, to reach a goal, but if it really eats into his income he'd cry about poor support 24/7. In fact, we have plenty of examples of this, where he could've faked tips instead of begging incessantly, if that was in his character.
i don't mean to belabor the point but, I agree with you, many here speculated the vest streak was contrived, and then it just died and DSP was evidently sad about it ending.
 
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All I'm saying is if the restreamers didn't exist, he'd have 1k more viewers daily and the ratio wouldn't be as fucked up. These people literally watch him all day every day and would be giving him the view otherwise. But yeah it's a hot take I admit.
I don't think it'd be that big of an increase. A lot of the appeal of watching restreams isn't because people are dying to see Phil's gameplay, it's so they can make fun of him in real time. Take that away and the majority of restream viewers would leave. Some would stick around to clip stuff and maybe a few would start trolling in DSP's chat until they get the lean in, but I think most of that crowd would just switch to watching dentractor content and other clips after the fact.
 
Poetic. I've never seen someone with as many ironic moments in their life than DSP. He's the universe's laughing stock.

Will you kindly stop using "penultimate" every post, I find it annoying. As far as AI content, it seems more and more recommended videos on youtube have AI voices and seem AI in general... is likely why Null wanted folks to tag any of the posts they knew they made by AI to be recorded as such; I don't think that rule ever gained traction.
I noticed long ago that this board is made up of ESLs (looking at you niggers using "payed"), dents, and masochists that still dedicate most their time to the antics of the King of Dents™. You couldn't pay me to keep up as much anymore, so thank you for your service for those who still keep up with this boring miserable fuck.
 
maybe I'm also doing poorly and need your support.
Or he's just unironically stupid and can't help but to contradict themselves? It's kinda how every single Alt-Righter claims that they are the hope of the white race but somehow a Jewish baby can kill them in one touch.

People keep thinking that there must be some grand scheme or conscious manipulation going on but I bet he is just unironically retarded.
 
All I'm saying is if the restreamers didn't exist, he'd have 1k more viewers daily and the ratio wouldn't be as fucked up. These people literally watch him all day every day and would be giving him the view otherwise. But yeah it's a hot take I admit.
Nah, fuck that idea. Back before restreamers you just waited for clips. These people are only hanging out in the chat. Phil wouldn't abide by that shit.
 
Down to 43 viewers

He now left the stream after a hard begment with $26 in support to make his whale call

If nothing happens, then likely $124 anon tip at the end incoming because he cannot let detractors win

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My guesstimate is that this pattern (oh yeah paddern play Phil) will continue until the end of the month. His cult splurged big time on his birthday (which gave us the great crying and "you like me" segment) so now big old faithful has to carry Mr 220 all the way until the end of the month. Yes, he is very sussesful
 
You must be new here. If he were faking a large amount of his tips, we'd see black shirt emergency streams daily. You just underestimate the level of dent in the head that his genuine fans have.

  • Thousands instantly memory-holed.
  • Money infecting every aspect of pre-stream.
  • Going from dead silence to screaming "let's hit the goddam goal!"
  • Vests returning as a gimmick, even though it's a one off
  • Return of "streak" talk (can't say "felt the trolls". felt is a Kino Casino trademark)
I think we're already in black t-shirt country.
 
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