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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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In unrelated news. China just outed that Ralph (and also Cog) has been over paying by an extreme degree for all luxury brand goods.
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
I hope they STD Check Ralph so they don't give those poor girls AIDS
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I'm half expecting for them to blindfold Ralph in a room and tell him it's a girl sucking the Memphis Micro, but in reality... It ain't no girl.

Either way, only good outcomes can come from this adventure. I can not think of a scenario that doesn't end in funny.
 
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I don't think anyone on this forum can comprehend the level of destituteness of a VERY sub par, out of shape (lets be real here, fucking MORBIDLY OBESE) complete whore, who lives in Mexico, with no education or career/prospects, and who would gladly let the Memphis Micro inside her minge and simultaneously use his stroked arm to pull out some digested beans n rice, for reasons of sustenance, of course you alawgs, just to survive to the next siesta.

We here in God's country have no real understanding of how hard it is just to live in other parts of the world. All I know is I would 100% rather be this beanblight of a human, rather than an angloid, TAD.
 
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Victim2988 said:
Gunty's new Colombian adventures would be awesome with a lot of hilarious content and injuries but I think the invite is unfortunately just another gringo scam.
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I want to hope it's a scam that he falls for, but what do they have to gain? Surely if they know of him, they know he's dead broke. Could it truly be it's just to abuse him and get like 400 pesos? Maybe publicity, but do gooners really wanna start watching phat ass latinas just because the pimps beat ralph's ass? The mysteries are abound and I've been waiting for a new saga for a long time.
 
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Booby Jones said:
I want to hope it's a scam that he falls for, but what do they have to gain? Surely if they know of him, they know he's dead broke.
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Don't listen to them Ralph, it's not a scam. They're not going to kidnap you and sell your organs on the black market. That's an urban myth. Think of about all the free pussy and a place to stay.
 
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