Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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@FakeAFClausMystery


The spinning anime girl makes niggas so unbelievably mad, I would've changed it by now if it didn't make people like you lose your goddamn minds over it.
You need to change it because only one person here is allowed to spin eternally and we all know who that is. I hope Trombonista bans you for stealing her spinning gimmick.
 
I am talking about people that will be curious and come here from the outside
Why should I care what some rando thinks? And even conceding that the abrasive nature of the site won’t win anyone over, you jerking off to underage lego characters isn’t doing you any favors either.
 
well have to bring a triangle
i mean you got one

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Just pointing this out. It really helps your case that you are making fun of 14 yr old lil ol' me. Instead of 29 me.

It will make you look awesome in the eyes of a non kiwifarm us-

You're a pedo furry! If you were groomed, I'd be happy at your suffering! No sane person would be on your side! We have all the evidence and you have NONE!

DIE NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
 
1. Womp womp. Want a violin? 🎻

2. You are looping.

3. Because you are using "evidence" made by a pedophile. Everyone knows Jacob was a pedo.




I really, really, really need a triangle. Because holy shit, this response—It made me cringe so bad, I almost shriveled. I am talking about people that will be curious and come here from the outside

Koishi Komeiji RETARD.
What happened your "last post here", bionic spic? One million pesos Pablo needs attention from western people to live, not just Americans. Remember, Pablo read the sign
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>"Grr... I hate leftists!"
>Compares himself to the bad guys in a book warning about an authoritarian communist regime.
Let's be fair, 1984 is about how any government can turn into a totalitarian hell nightmare regardless of its original intentions. It's an inspirational story about how there's a little fascist in all of us.
 
Not even the gordo thread was this funny. I know the gordo thread somehow had 50 more pages every day for like a week due to retarded a-logs coming to get halal'd but gordo himself hasn't made me laugh this fucking hard as this retard has.

Viva latino america carajo, bringing out yet another hilarious lolcow and we're not even more than 10 pages in. :story:

@FakeAFClausMystery Are you still in contact with the loquendofags?

By the way, this wasn't mentioned in the early days section but. Just so you know: He genuinely believed "Noob" was an insult.
 
Or—worse, you live in a glass house, and someone needs to throw the stones at it.
Do you know what that phrase even means, you're parroting shit that you sounds witty when your e daddy said it once
I will give you a gold star if you jump into the Popocapepetl's core.
>Simping for the second best
Chile's Villaricca is the biggest volcano while Mexican virgin volcanos can barely affect the local climate.
Casual.

Oy vey. Cool it down with the blood libel, goy.
You don't even understand what is blood libel means, it doesn't mean what you think it means.
Sorry, I'm taken. I am not interested in your suspiciously specific questioning :)
Your boyfriend name ends with .jpg he won't fuck your treachea or indulge in your cub fetish faggot
And also keep in mind the drawing was uploaded in June 30. That means I was 19.
You were a 19 year old retarded manchild then now you're older manchild now
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I agree with you, rando-user. I wanna die too (from cringe).
>Grown ass man using lingo meant used by pre-teens
Ayup, you spent your days ICU and learned nothing from it or human interaction.
Those English classes must've been too hard for a conquistador rape baby to pick up a thesaurus and grammar book and come up with something more witty or verbose.

For example (This is making me want to pull out my tube and end it all)
Just pointing this out. It really helps your case that you are making fun of 14 yr old lil ol' me. Instead of 29 me.
Yet here your are a 30~ year old spic who is so inbred you need a trachial tube and ventilator to play games like Roblox aimed for autistic children and pedophiles (such as yourself)
Not even the gordo thread was this funny. I know the gordo thread somehow had 50 more pages every day for like a week due to retarded a-logs coming to get halal'd but gordo himself hasn't made me laugh this fucking hard as this retard has.

Viva latino america carajo, bringing out yet another hilarious lolcow and we're not even more than 10 pages in. :story:

@FakeAFClausMystery Are you still in contact with the loquendofags?

By the way, this wasn't mentioned in the early days section but. Just so you know: He genuinely believed "Noob" was an insult.
I wish you were in Alex' thread when he sperged out, much like our whistle throat here, Alex threatened to sue much like this spic here. Poor Claudio's hemoglobin is low and he runs out of breath easily. I'm optimistic that we get to 20 pages soon. Ventilatorman has to rev up his gas powered engine first.
 
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Inb4 all the people accusing me of being a pedo are being found out irl of being pesos either this year or the next. Many such cases.

All of you are just insulting me and not gathering more evidence because you got none, buddy.

Exactly like libtards, horseshoe theory proved right once again.

You are all as retarded as Griffin Gaming's take of women not able to rape men (The bri'ish DNA took over his European American on that one). BTW he is receiving Ricardo Cumsox's money too.

P.S.

Glowie did I hit a nerve? You wrote over 8 paragraphs. Looks like someone's mad. Only far left/right people from center do that.

No. I am calling you all pedos because that's what's usually found out after someone is exhausted of watchung you commit to your heroic LARPing.
 
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Inb4 all the people accusing me of being a pedo are being found out irl of being pesos either this year or the next. Many such cases.
"Being pesos?" Come on man, the people posting here are worth more than your Mexican monopoly money.
All of you are just insulting me and not gathering more evidence because you got none, buddy.
What are you talking about? We have all your links archived in the OP. That's literally gathering evidence.
 
Inb4 all the people accusing me of being a pedo are being found out irl of being pesos either this year or the next. Many such cases.
Deflection

All of you are just insulting me and not gathering more evidence because you got none, buddy.
The multiple accounts with cub porn on them isn't enough?

Exactly like libtards, horseshoe theory proved right once again.
Nigga what.

You are all as retarded as Griffin Gaming's take of women not able to rape men (The bri'ish DNA took over his European American on that one). BTW he is receiving Ricardo Cumsox's money too.
Shit nobody cares about, but because Claudio is autistic and hyperfocuses on this weird sphere of gaming YouTubers he thinks EVERYONE also cares about these random literal whos.
 
being pesos
*pesxs

All of you are just insulting me and not gathering more evidence because you got none, buddy.
Look at the OP, nigger.

You are all as retarded as Griffin Gaming's take of women not able to rape men (The bri'ish DNA took over his European American on that one). BTW he is receiving Ricardo Cumsox's money too.
Nigger saying he better than European-Americans and British people when he's using their language 😂
 
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