Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Relinquish]

THE VIDEO GOT DELAYED AGAIN

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[AnimeMedsNotIncluded]

THE VIDEO GOT DELAYED AGAIN
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Karl has to lineup that Raid Shadow legends ad mid apology to pay Billy. Unless he can clear the air on what the lawsuit was actually about he's going to lose his remaining audience.

 

[shoashuffle]

THE VIDEO GOT DELAYED AGAIN
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Don't worry Karl, your gay lover is here to support you and insult the judge. Keep digging your hole deeper, you gay retards.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Karl has to lineup that Raid Shadow legends ad mid apology to pay Billy. Unless he can clear the air on what the lawsuit was actually about he's going to lose his remaining audience.

Surprised he won't be forced to do Rickeys World Famous Sauce sponsorships for the rest of time.
I think his behaviour in Trannycord, if it got out would lose the remainder of his fans anyways. He isn't helping himself either way.

 

[El Scorcho]

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lmfao this retard is sweating bullets right now, love to see it.

 

[Near]

Don't worry guys, he just needs to fine tune it so there is too much plausible deniability for the viewer to even consider whether the court ruling was made by a real judge.

Play War Thunder.

 

[neger psykolog]

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I guess he's not going to win in this category of speedrunning

 

[RandomGibberish]

Good thing is that he can just reuse this thumbnail for his response video.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Where's the video this little albino freak promised us you absolute lesbians

I read these complaints like a meme.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

This guy had a brief conversation with Karl the other day and calls him an unhinged retard, Karl ended up blocking him and banning him from his discord for trying to discentivize him from appealing the decison lol.

Bear in mind this guy apparently used to be one of Karl's friend's, which just confirms he is burning bridges with anyone and everyone that try and give him advice he doesn't approve of, which makes it all the more hilarious.

I remember this guy. He use to be a Billy Mitchell defender. In a video Karl made on Billy (about modified hardware), he brought up a few of Billy's defenders, to dismantle their arguments, he was one of them.
This was the video, that made Karl go scorched Earth on Vanburen20:

Karl calls out a few of them in this video:

And after that, two of them decided to "change their mind", and he was one of them.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Does anyone follows Jirard the Completionist on X? His account is private, but I wonder, if he plans to sue Karl after hearing about the lost lawsuit against Billy.

 

[William_Sterog]

Does anyone follows Jirard the Completionist on X? His account is private, but I wonder, if he plans to sue Karl after hearing about the lost lawsuit against Billy.

People who may sue Karl: the judge (Karl probably defamed him by saying that he was being biased and ridiculous); Jirard (Karl probably defamed him with very serious allegations that are not proven [embezzlement]; Tomolowicz (Karl probably defamed him and made serious and unprovable accusations about DCS, which Tomolowicz owns); his audience (Karl openly lied to his audience probably for profit through his GoFundMe); WATA Games (Karl probably defamed them by accusing them of market manipulation, fraud and corruption).

Every single one of them should sue Karl, because he doesn't have the means to defend himself any more and he would be forced to settle in every case.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Protip Nathan Mcgibbon, Don't tie your username to your real name MULTIPLE TIMES. retard

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Thanks for the confirmation

edit 2:



>misgendering kween keffals

CHUD DETECTED

This is no longer a phonebook but an UNMASKING. Dong Gone approves

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

THE VIDEO GOT DELAYED AGAIN
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Damn it Nick! The video got delayed again.

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Don't worry Karl, your gay lover is here to support you and insult the judge. Keep digging your hole deeper, you gay retards.

If you fine people in this thread didn't educate me on who ersatz_cat was I'd assume he was a troll purposefully getting Carl to fuck himself over. I can't imagine being this smug and arrogant after everything happened but then again I'm not a speed troon with 10k+ hours in a game trying to shave off a millisecond in speed running.

 

[manjohnson1776]

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Good thing is that he can just reuse this thumbnail for his response video.

Another good one.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Reflecting on this whole thing I recalled a realization I had about a year or two ago.

I didn't mind Jobsts content and would watch it when bored or just to listen to it. The goose thing was the first moment I thought maybe he was a loser. Instead of saving face with someone who was presumably his friend / peer he went very scorched earth for no perceived reason besides being performative (at the time, turns out cancellers have worst shit in their past is true once again).

After that incident my bullshit detectors were a bit more active and I noticed a trend that Karl always had a way of arguing that was to perfect. Something about it all just seemed manufactured or cherry picked despite his insistence it wasn't and I started doubting him as a reliable narrator. Even the morning of the trial I thought to myself I bet he will lose.

Did anyone else feel this way or am I just autistic? (Or both)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Did anyone else feel this way or am I just autistic?

Both, but you have a point. My bullshit meter started to blare when he started using that cringe wrestling gameplay as the background for his videos, where he is beating up a Billy Mitchel look-alike fighter with a Karl Jobst look-alike fighter.

Big red flag that he was after more than just defending himself.

 

[Thief of Tables]

For my brief hot sauce review I bought the regular and jalapeno. The regular is better than the cheap brands like tobasco, chalula and Franks, but a bit disappointing for the price.

The Jalapeno one is very good. I'm probably gonna buy it again.

 

[bortherman]

Jobber tried the chewbacca Donkey Kong Defense and failed

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The Chad hot sauce king vs. the Virgin youtube albino