Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and romancing Chris Ray Gun while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/etc. watches

[BlueKirbo]

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[Meth Dick]

I think Asmongold is the most likely target. He's been dropping chud takes lately, insulted Palestinians, has some sort of feud going on with Hasan (will you shout out CC3 and come as a VIP yet daddy Piker?), and has tons of potential content with his disgusting lifestyle.

Other options I haven't seen itt:
Joe Rogan - Had on Trump and Vance right before the election, is the biggest "right wing" podcast, platforms ebil racists and antisemites.
Anti-Woke Youtubers - Especially Critical Drinker, but also the Quartering and ItsAGundam. They are misogynists who are responsible for the new Snow White remake tanking and sending harassment against proud actresses of color because they're racist too!

But as others have said, it will probably be some literal who few people know and are already hated by most of those who do know. Regardless of the subject, the video will be shit.

You could add Synthetic Man to that list too. Haven't seen him mentioned I don't recall.

 

[THE LAST LIFE]

I think Bunjeeeeee's idea is probably the most realistic outcome. As much as I could expect him to do something stupid and drive his knife in the H3 fanbase even further, I think the most likely result is that this is some desperate, last minute effort to drum up attention for Creator Clash 3, despite how much a Content Cop goes against the "we all sing Kumbaya and there's no drama" schtick pushed with the last two events by drumming up drama. I mean, Anisa's already contradicted that by trying to stir the pot and pit two of the biggest Onlyfans hags against one another and Ian attempted to involve himself in that. The question remains as to whether or not Ian will actually acknowledge that he took that stance in the last two events, since it's (as he once claimed) part of the reason they kicked Froggy when he was trying to do some of that. It's going to look real bad either way (I lean towards he won't acknowledge it, honestly).

 

[Hateocracy]

Counterpoint, this content cop is obviously not going to be a high effort one, its gonna be low energy just like the rest of his content,

As much as I, and I suspect many of you, wish for the Cup of Kino to runneth over...

I agree that lazy ironic meta-criticism is where we're gonna end up. Ian--along with the CoMmUnItY he and his wife try to court--believes that stealing the thunder of critics renders their own works/themselves immune to said criticism. This line of thinking is pervasive in modern media as well as many Breadtubers who come under fire. The entire SRMC podcast is a demonstration of "if I make fun of myself then you cant make fun of me cos I already did it" mentality.

Hedging my Content Cop bets on Creator Clash 2. He gets to apologize for stealing from charity & promise it'll nevah-evah happen again, promote CC3 and head off the heckin' naysayers all in one video.

 

[Piss Bear]

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oh mein fucking faucci science darwin.... please let it be true

I'm just glad he's doing this at all, because it means you can never take his word at face value for anything. He denounced himself for doing content cop in the past, and yet, here he fucking is, donning the devil's horns again. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE IAN! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING, BRO?

This is a perfect example as to why people need to have greater purpose in life than just hedonism. Regardless of whether you are a devout Christian or stubborn athiest, you need to have something you feel you belong to; something you wake up and know you must do. For the Christian it's church and his community, for the athiest it may be his job and family. It doesn't matter that their beliefs are different, they still have meaning and a reason to wake up. In comparison, Anisa and Ian have nothing. They just wake up and dread what they will see on the Internet, so they have isolated themselves to this tiny, obscure community that somehow sees no fault in their actions. It's really frustrating seeing a person so trapped in their own personal hell that they refuse to try to change, which is why so many people (myself included at some point) want to blame Anisa for "ruining his career," when the truth is, he could have left long ago and yet, he is committed to dying on this retarded fucking hill with Anisa which bears only poisonous and rotten fruit.

That's it, I don't feel sorry for him anymore. You all were right.

 

[JelloJerk]

What a sad looking plate...

Okay, I don't usually like commenting on threads when I am eons behind, but I just had to stop. THIS BITCH PLATED UP DORITOS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS FOR BREAKFAST AND PUT SOME CHEESE CRUMBS ON IT I'M FUCKING LOSING IT
This officially tops the banana bread and tofu bento box as the worst thing she's done in the kitchen. Congratulations, I didn't think it was possible.

Oh boy this tattoo is HORRENDOUS! (x/a)

I don't know if anyone has pointed this out in the thread, but to me this tiger looks very reptilian-like. Almost like a Chinese dragon or something, what if the artist was on auto-pilot and then he remembered "oh shit right I'm supposed to be making a tiger"?

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>She was on the treadmill while we were on our call
Hey, remember when Anisa had that stint where she went on a treadmill on stream... like one time? What if she was copying Ali? I'm 99% sure the dates don't line up (I think the Anisa thing was in the middle of last year and since everything in CC is last minute this call probably took place the week before this video or something), but it's a funny possibility.

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

I think Asmongold is the most likely target. He's been dropping chud takes lately, insulted Palestinians, has some sort of feud going on with Hasan (will you shout out CC3 and come as a VIP yet daddy Piker?), and has tons of potential content with his disgusting lifestyle.

Other options I haven't seen itt:
Joe Rogan - Had on Trump and Vance right before the election, is the biggest "right wing" podcast, platforms ebil racists and antisemites.
Anti-Woke Youtubers - Especially Critical Drinker, but also the Quartering and ItsAGundam. They are misogynists who are responsible for the new Snow White remake tanking and sending harassment against proud actresses of color because they're racist too!

But as others have said, it will probably be some literal who few people know and are already hated by most of those who do know. Regardless of the subject, the video will be shit.

Going after Asmo would be suicide. He has a massive audience that supports him and Ian doesn't have the self confidence anymore to handle the entire internet calling him a cuckold again. Also its very clear Asmo does not give a single shit how he's perceived by people online so he'd basically be fighting a tank with a pistol.

My bets on Fuentes. Easy target. Already made 1 video on his retarded takes too and hes a two bit streamer on rumble. Basically cant even respond to Ian so he'll be insulated from whatever teeny bit of shit gets flung back at him.

Also, I thought Idubbz decided to delist all his content cops and do a world wide apology tour for them? What happened? Did his wifes tattoo money start running out?

 

[Vecna]

I had a dream the video would be about the Minecraft Movie Chicken Jockey phenomena and Idubbz just ranted that it wasn't very nice to throw popcorn all over the floor for the nice workers to clean up

 

[Godmode]

Mr. Jomha the puppet master has got all you niggers worked up over what will be a huge fucking nothing burger.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

I'm going with asmongold. Anisa is the reason he stopped doing content cop, and she must be the reason he started again. Anisa wouldn't think twice, or even care, about the unintentional blowback if she can try to monkeybranch to Hasan.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

I think Asmongold is the most likely target. He's been dropping chud takes lately, insulted Palestinians, has some sort of feud going on with Hasan (will you shout out CC3 and come as a VIP yet daddy Piker?), and has tons of potential content with his disgusting lifestyle.

if Ian does go after the bug man I fully expect him to virtue signal about his mental health affects cleanliness and we ackshully shouldn’t make fun of this guy for living in filth because he might have some mental issue that prevents him from cleaning.

It’s the same issue no matter who he picks. Ian is so buck broken that even if he goes after the most degenerate person ever, his criticism is so weak and spineless that the whole video will fall flat.

Mr. Jomha the puppet master has got all you niggers worked up over what will be a huge fucking nothing burger.

I’ll give Ian this - it’s the first time he’s been a central topic of discussion in his own thread in the past few weeks.

 

[Leo Frank]

Things have been busy. Anisa is cooking, cleaning, going on girls trips, getting tattoos, getting bangs, doom scrolling social media, watching Hasan, taking selfies, watching trash tv and owning the chuds. Normal stuff 32 year old busy business women/creators do.

Tbf it might actually be hard for Ian to make videos with Anisa having a BPD meltdown every single day over the smallest things. Or, maybe he was always a lazy nigger. He never worked super fast before her or when they first started dating but it didn’t really matter because it was quality over quantity. Now there is no quality so he’d do better trying to upload or stream frequently if he’s going to dish out garbage. As long as it’s commie-approved garbage he’ll still get some views.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Things have been busy. Anisa is cooking, cleaning, going on girls trips, getting tattoos, getting bangs, doom scrolling social media, watching Hasan, taking selfies, watching trash tv and owning the chuds. Normal stuff 32 year old busy business women/creators do.

Tbf it might actually be hard for Ian to make videos with Anisa having a BPD meltdown every single day over the smallest things. Or, maybe he was always a lazy nigger. He never worked super fast before her or when they first started dating but it didn’t really matter because it was quality over quantity. Now there is no quality so he’d do better trying to upload or stream frequently if he’s going to dish out garbage. As long as it’s commie-approved garbage he’ll still get some views.

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This commenter who write this on their Maximum Damage sounds like a DSP dent.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Just uploaded to their discord, wonder who it's gonna be on. I expect this to be total dog shit.


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It will be the Youtube equivalent of "LOOK THE THING YOU REMEMBER IS BACK!" move Hollywood has pulled for 15 years. It will be like the modern rant videos, boring sanitized and on topics that either no one cares about or everyone already agrees with his take.

Placing my bets on the subject:

-H3H3 (to fully back Hasan so Anisa can be browned soon)
-Elon (leftiest low hanging fruit easy win to the small group of fans he actually wants)
-Commentary Youtubers (are their biggest critics and they've complained about them before, plus a genre wide one would rule out having to respond)

Those are my top 3 right now with Commentary Youtubers at #1 just because they've lashed out at them before.

One thing we know for sure:

If everyone decides it was a good ep, Anisa will have written, directed, and produced it.

If public opinion is bad this was entirely the cuck's Ian's fault and Ansia only handled the good parts people liked. We might get another cuck chair confessional apology if it goes over bad enough.

 

[Clancee]

We might get another cuck chair confessional apology if it goes over bad enough.

Who said the new Content Cop wasn't going to be another cuck chair apology?

 

[mars]

If he does Elon, or a random politician then it really wouldn't be a "Content" Cop would it. It would just be a rant video about a guy he doesn't like. Content Cop, at least to me, was all about how shitty some content creators could be. Not how random people can be bad.

 

[The Last Cigarette]

The original Content Cop: iDubbbz video he was working on evolved into that gay apology video. We know it was originally a Content Cop because Anisa said something like "His next CC will be very controversial." And then he posted the cuck apology soon after.

So if this ends up being CC:iDubbbz he truly is trying to grasp for relevance since creator clash is burning.

if only it was on Karl Jobst and he started it with a "HELLO YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGERS" i might forgive him

 

[Xerxes IX]

Regardless of the subject get ready for low energy Hasan glazing with ACAB soapboxing because he'll be insecure about how his new audience will see a Content "Cop"

 

[Meth Dick]

if Ian does go after the bug man I fully expect him to virtue signal about his mental health affects cleanliness and we ackshully shouldn’t make fun of this guy for living in filth because he might have some mental issue that prevents him from cleaning.

It’s the same issue no matter who he picks. Ian is so buck broken that even if he goes after the most degenerate person ever, his criticism is so weak and spineless that the whole video will fall flat.

I’ll give Ian this - it’s the first time he’s been a central topic of discussion in his own thread in the past few weeks.

This would genuinely make me MATI. Him feigning pity on Asmon "guys don't harp on Asmon for his living situations, he's just retarded and doesn't know any better! You're being ableist making fun of him tsk tsk"
Though it's inline with the liberal idea of niggers "guys, they HAVE to commit crimes, it's their CULTURE! arresting them for drive by shootings is like arresting Mexicans for eating tacos!" It's passive aggressive and the insulting version of a humble brag.

EDIT: This site is still really fucked up from the renovation efforts wtf

 

[THE LAST LIFE]

Regardless of the subject get ready for low energy Hasan glazing with ACAB soapboxing because he'll be insecure about how his new audience will see a Content "Cop"

The man has managed to make eating bugs boring. I'm frightened by the thought of what a modern Content Cop is going to look like. I imagine it's going to somehow be different to the Cart Narcs video, even though that was basically Content Cop with a new skin.