Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

Nick is trying to own his ex-boyfriend by shaming Aaron's idol. Or something. It's very creepy and stalkerish considering it's what Aaron covered briefly on Monday.

Nowadays it probably wouldn't be to own Aaron by shaming his idol since there's not much love lost between the two lately, what with Cumia having publicly dunked on Aaron a few times over the past year including most recently superchatting Melton of all people, and Aaron seeming to push back with the clip you mention (starting at 6:48 in Stallyn19's clip from tonight's STES) by approving of Opie's funnier dig at Cumia's tweet.

Taking those signs of bad blood between Aaron and his (former?) idol into account, Nick might not have been taking a swipe at Cumia at all and may have just thrown out some innocuous word salad for the sole purpose of getting Cumia's attention, out of some wetbrained fantasy that the two are now poised to team up against his ex-boyfriend somehow. If so it would be hilarious for the ego bruise incoming when Cumia's reaction is along the lines of "Mick Ricotta? Who?"

that mistrust could lead to some very interesting scenarios involving a fat, greasy pedophile who he foolishly trusted wouldn't stab him in the back.

You mean like he's doing now?


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Hackamania, everybody! Just $250 for your VIP ticket to meet Nick Rekieta the talking potato!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Background: Melton and his MAPtons have spent the past few weeks hardcore campaigning Cumia to join Melton’s Supertip system. This is the one that allows creators to bypass using Superchats, getting paid instantly and paying Melton and Moody a smaller cut than they’d pay YouTube. Plus it has the AI voices thing. Cumia hardly ever livestreams anyway but I suspect someone of his notoriety getting on Supertips would get YouTube to shut that shit down and penalize the streamers who are using it.

This campaign is also why Melton just started dragging Opie constantly. He wanted to get on Cumia’s radar and Cumia did show up on at least one of his streams.

These are the kinds of accounts campaigning Cumia to get on Supertips:



I think Rekieta is just trying to get on Cumia’s radar so he can goad him toward using Supertips. As always, Nick has delusions of his own relevance. For some reason Nick is awfully subservient to Melton and growing more so daily.

Unrelated: If you show up ITT with strong opinions about how stupid people ITT are and then boast that you’re completely unfamiliar with the people being discussed, don’t cry when you get clowned.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

His new joke template of "Imagine [doing something that isn't particularly notable]" is pathetic. Come on Nick, I thought you were a stand-up comedian, where's the original material?

Fine, if we must go down this route, what do you think about these?

• Imagine dosing your 8-year-old daughter with cocaine
• Imagine being cucked by Aaron, the Jamaicans, and every guildie in Star Trek
• Imagine squandering a once-in-a-lifetime chance at a lucrative media career because you're a queer with lifelong insecurities
• Imagine resting your legal defence on a Backwards Internet watuhmark only to be DENIED again and again
• Imagine thinking that your fashion, tattoo and art choices aren't tragically embarrassing (and imagine getting a boner from it repulsing people)

You forgot "Imagine having the value of your wife being reduced to a mere fifty dollars."

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

This entire room is disgustingly filthy. Beer cans, bottles and garbage on the floor, dust, dirt and stains on the PC desk, carpet hasn't been vacuumed in what looks like.forever... since this setup was put together perhaps.

How can someone live like this? It's abhorrent. The funny (and weird) thing is that the body cam footage WILL absolutely show a home that's 50 times worse than this. It's gonna be pure kino to have the entire World shown how lazy and dirty the Rekieta parents are at keeping a clean, tidy and suitable home for children to live it.

Child abuse through cocaine dosing? Nah. Just wait until you see with your own eyes how bad things REALLY are in that house. I have faith in dear feeder to make this happen. Top Men are on the case as we speak

 

[Je$ter]

I hate this fucking clown. Please Nick... Kill yourself already

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Short answer: He's a salty bitch.

Funny that this was the exact same thing that crossed through my mind when I saw that tweet—what a salty bitch!

Remember, this is the guy who is desperately trying to make fun of others.

How embarrassing!

 

[not william stenchever]

They thought that covering up his Google account pfp was enough to hide the truth. Complete retards.

This is the man that thought the watermark argument was a waterproof defense against the state.

 

[Folgers Can]

I think Rekieta is just trying to get on Cumia’s radar so he can goad him toward using Supertips. As always, Nick has delusions of his own relevance.

Well whatever his motivation, apparently it succeeded in getting at least a call-sized crumb of attention from on high:


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This might even be nothing more than a bitchy attempt to make Aaron jealous by flexing how e-daddy gave him the time of day that Aaron's best efforts never could get, and it wouldn't be at all surprising if he at least tried to steer the conversation toward getting Cumia to blackball Aaron's recently escalating efforts to get back into radio, as if Ant even has that kind of clout anymore. Instead the grandiose tête-à-tête probably went more along these lines:

A: Hey, are you that guy that keeps leaving me voicemails of heavy breathing at three in the morning?
N: Well, I-
A: Who gave you this number, anyway?
*click*
N: Hello? Hello? Oh well. Enjoyed talking to him, though.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Anthony made millions(?) on SiriusXM, got fired (basically like Nick) for debauchery (not nearly as bad as Nick's

Anthony got canned for tweeting about some niggers that hassled him.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Am I not drunk or high enough to understand this cuck's logic here?

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I dunno if he’s talking about the sign or Aaron’s penis.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You forgot "Imagine having the value of your wife being reduced to a mere fifty dollars."

Talk about the real myopia of poverty - $50! That's it? You can't even feed a family of 4 at Denny's for $50.

 

[There She Glows]

Well whatever his motivation, apparently it succeeded in getting at least a call-sized crumb of attention from on high:

Nick is obsessed with American Beauty, Anthony Cumia took his 17 year old girlfriend to prom. Sounds like they have some common interests!

Spoiler

 

[not william stenchever]

That's what Nick looked like in high school????? I knew Kids who looked like him when I was younger, they were autistic and liked Legos.

That's why Nikki thought that calling strangers on the internet NERDs would land so hard.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Nick is obsessed with American Beauty, Anthony Cumia took his 17 year old girlfriend to prom. Sounds like they have some common interests!

Spoiler

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I bet Nick is jealous he couldn't take one of his daughters to the Compound (before Cumia had to sell it). Not even getting the 9 year old on coke was enough so he's lashing out.

 

[Oxyjen]

Hackamania, everybody! Just $250 for your VIP ticket to meet Nick Rekieta the talking potato!

Woah buddy this seems like big news! Is the snakening in full effect then?

 

[Not Really Here]

That's literally the most retarded dumb shit you could possibly say.

You sure? His take on Citizens United vs FEC was something to behold.

 

[keke]

Nick is in a severe shame spiral right now. His false reality he built up all his life continues to crumble around him. Don't forget drug addiction comes with paranoia, and the fact that he's already an NPD means he also has paranoid ideation. That means he trusts no one, not even his own family, and that mistrust could lead to some very interesting scenarios involving a fat, greasy pedophile who he foolishly trusted wouldn't stab him in the back.

This reminds of his recent livestream with Dick Masterson. Nick seemed really pleased to be there, and always gets this extra arrogance/desire to show off around him. I think it often goes overlooked that Nick started as a Masterson superfan, being heavily active in the Facebook group as per his own statements. The entire reason he started the channel was to continue a discussion he had with other Masterson fans about the lolsuit.

He talked a lot about Aaron on that stream w Dax and Vito, and Aaron’s supposed desperate desire to connect with Dick, texting constantly when high, looking for approval. Masterson himself expressed doubt about this, since he did not have a record of these messages, and Aaron says he messaged him casually like one time, which is what the message Dick read supports. This is so telling, because it’s all projection. That’s Nick’s story, that’s his own admiration of Dick projected onto Aaron. Not only that, it’s another weird wormy attempt to get one over him. Aaron (by Nick’s account, which seems almost completely fabricated) wanted so desperately to collab with Dick, whilst Nick is actually in the room with him telling the story. Aaron messaged him a lot (again, likely a lie), but Nick is the one who got replies and connected them in the first place.

Elissa clipped this segment recently, so for those curious it’s easy to find. Another clear straight up lie by Nick, with Masterson right there getting his phone out and being able to find only one message, which Aaron matched the casual tone Aaron said it had. Nick is weird as fuck. Not funny and weird, just weird.

Like when a narcissist gets exposed and suddenly it’s not confusing, trying to figure out what’s true or not, make sense of the manipulation - it’s just so fucking embarrassing, pathetic, and transparent you almost can’t look.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Anthony got canned for tweeting about some niggers that hassled him.

A known tranny chaser, Cumia was in Times Square at 3AM taking pictures of black tranny hookers — you know, perfectly normal behavior — when one of the “women” busted him taking a sneaky photo of “her” and clocked him. This is by Cumia’s own admission that he thought made him look like a perfect victim and white hero.

Still, it’s not like he dosed his eight year old daughter with cocaine.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Melton's extended bit about the FBI being after him

there's no way i'm watching this fat retard's show to find out but i'd be interested to know how he's playing it. it would be psychologically difficult, i think, to actually have the feds reach out to you and then joke about it. if he really is joking about it then i suspect that's evidence that they haven't reached out (though they may, of course).

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Woah buddy this seems like big news! Is the snakening in full effect then?

agree big news, but also a long time coming i think. melton was obviously getting sick of nick's shit a while ago and i can imagine him being furious that nick may have opened him up to potential investigation (even if it will not lead to any adverse consequences for him, which i believe it won't). as a business decision, keeping away from nick is obviously a smart move. just like his wife's body, nick's mind has been utterly destroyed and he is of no use to even the lowest bottomfeeder in the sektor.

 

[JamFlowMan]

agree big news, but also a long time coming i think. melton was obviously getting sick of nick's shit a while ago and i can imagine him being furious that nick may have opened him up to potential investigation (even if it will not lead to any adverse consequences for him, which i believe it won't). as a business decision, keeping away from nick is obviously a smart move. just like his wife's body, nick's mind has been utterly destroyed and he is of no use to even the lowest bottomfeeder in the sektor.

It wouldn't surprise me if he still showed up but if true it is probably because Nick made a lot of promises and none of them came true. "Either Aaron will be getting a felony or going to trial, we can share all his personal info I obtained totally legally, maybe April will even show up and tell stories."

Now what can he offer? Letting everyone know Aaron ate his cum for the thousandth time and a shitty set of stand up?