DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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When even Jayde knows...

I don't know why, but I keep reading Jayde's comments in Vinny Vinesauce's Russian voice. I guess it makes his comments more endearing(and funny)to me.

 

[Shark]

I don't know why, but I keep reading Jayde's comments in Vinny Vinesauce's Russian voice. I guess it makes his comments more endearing(and funny)to me.

If you read them in borat’s voice; it’s even better.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

DSP is literally Jayde but Polish instead of Singaporean.

I think you're confusing Jayde with Slayer. Slayer is from Singapore and Jayde, while a literal wheelchair, is at least white (I think, hard to tell with some retards).

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

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Gin post late at night

 

[Chiefbingoball]

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Gin post late at night

This sounds gay as fuck

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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Every time he announces something and does the "I can't tell you until the stream" bullshit, it's usually the lamest thing possible and everyone's time is wasted.

 

[SlushFiend]

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He might not be financially hurting (yet) but with these late night gin tweets of coming up with ideas for his stream being somewhat frequent again. I'm sure he's panicking in his malformed head of his about only having a handful of whales keeping him afloat through the later part of the months.

 

[Gator_Aids]

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Didn’t Ralph announce another collab with Phil for the day after WrastleMania? Could the next DSP Tries It be a literal “two thumbs up” event?

 

[architect]

Does anybody know if Twitch, Youtube or Kick has resources available for their partnered streamers on how to maximise contributions from viewers? There's little things DSP does that almost makes me feel like he's followed some kind of online courses or training. For example, he'll never use the word money when he is begging. Instead, he always needs support, positivity, tips, funds, superchats, memberships, etc, but you'll never hear the word money coming out of his mouth in this context. Avoiding any references to real money and introducing layers of abstraction is a common tactic used by scumbag companies so it doesn't surprise me that DSP does it too. Another thing is that he's been obsessed with his 'momentum theory' as of late, where he tries to get someone to donate so that others will follow. It's a concept Twitch tried to capitalize on with Hype Trains but up until a few months ago it wasn't really something DSP emphasized all that often. Nowadays however, He keeps hammering that he needs someone to donate so that the ball starts rolling and all the other dents join in. You've also got his obsession with leaderboards, streaks and goals that reminds me of a piece of shit manager you would find at a callcenter, who keeps track of his employees' performance on a whiteboard in the middle of the office.

It's pretty insignificant stuff and not really anything consequential, but they're still concepts DSP is too retarded to come up with on his own and he does it in ways that are so weird that I feel like he isn't just blindly copying what other streamers are doing either.

 

[strandedcastaway]

In my (hopefully) humble opinion, it can't be both because DSP is likely over $100k in debt to the US Treasury. DSP's supporters consistently get him to the $100k tax bracket

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24% of $100k income is $24k which is on top of 5 previous years of back tax payment plans, which would lend credence to the idea that DSP owes around $100k in back taxes even with what amount he has paid off.

My point is that faking tips would do absolutely nothing to benefit DSP, I know he's retarded, but i don't think there is a there, there.

I don't understand why you'd assume that he can't fake tips because he'd have to report them to the IRS. If he announces a (fake) $100 anon tip at the last minute, that's just to hit his goal and prove he's popular. There are no other repercussions. The IRS isn't going back and watching 1000 hours of his videos to see if the tip totals match up.

Do I think he regularly fakes tips? No. Do I think he occasionally fakes a tip to hit a goal so he can have a one-person pizza party? Yeah, probably. It's Phil, he's probably lying.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

Does anybody know if Twitch, Youtube or Kick has resources available for their partnered streamers on how to maximise contributions from viewers? There's little things DSP does that almost makes me feel like he's followed some kind of online courses or training. For example, he'll never use the word money when he is begging. Instead, he always needs support, positivity, tips, funds, superchats, memberships, etc, but you'll never hear the word money coming out of his mouth in this context. Avoiding any references to real money and introducing layers of abstraction is a common tactic used by scumbag companies so it doesn't surprise me that DSP does it too. Another thing is that he's been obsessed with his 'momentum theory' as of late, where he tries to get someone to donate so that others will follow. It's a concept Twitch tried to capitalize on with Hype Trains but up until a few months ago it wasn't really something DSP emphasized all that often. Nowadays however, He keeps hammering that he needs someone to donate so that the ball starts rolling and all the other dents join in. You've also got his obsession with leaderboards, streaks and goals that reminds me of a piece of shit manager you would find at a callcenter, who keeps track of his employees' performance on a whiteboard in the middle of the office.

It's pretty insignificant stuff and not really anything consequential, but they're still concepts DSP is too retarded to come up with on his own and he does it in ways that are so weird that I feel like he isn't just blindly copying what other streamers are doing either.

He has absolutely read books or watched videos or taken a course on how to stream and how to be "successful" at streaming.

He follows very specific guidelines and wont veer from these rules hes somehow come out of thin air with. He's following one of those gay online youtube influencers who teach you how to make the most out of youtube.

Yes.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Does anybody know if Twitch, Youtube or Kick has resources available for their partnered streamers on how to maximise contributions from viewers? There's little things DSP does that almost makes me feel like he's followed some kind of online courses or training.

I think it's a mix of his narcissism, as narcissists are deft at using abstractions and semantics so you can't pin them down, and whatever he half-remembers from his biznis skool education. If you ever took a marketing course you'd see how Phail applies a lot of basic marketing principles but in a much more slimey and scammy way. It's why I'm still stunned this pigga has a degree in business finance while knowing literally nothing about finance and saying the dumbest shit possible about it, meanwhile when it comes to marketing it's like he understood what he was taught and can even apply it in his online and on-demand livestreaming begging biznis.

 

[PieceofShet]

Im sure Kat who grew triple her size in just a few years would rather choose working a shitty retail job (DSP's words) than staying home. Imagine you could do this big one for your wife, all you had to do is buy less gay pictures. Not to stop, just spend less. He cant do it. Nothing he can do.

 

[thirstymcgee]

• Thousands instantly memory-holed.
• Money infecting every aspect of pre-stream.
• Going from dead silence to screaming "let's hit the goddam goal!"
• Vests returning as a gimmick, even though it's a one off
• Return of "streak" talk (can't say "felt the trolls". felt is a Kino Casino trademark)

I think we're already in black t-shirt country.

It's the 100$ superchats that he adds as is, but that's not true. Youtube takes 30%, so he already lost 30$ right there. For a guy that wants to nickle and dime everything, I would think he would care about it.

The guy calls out dollar tips like a stripper on sniffer row

 

[Ardath]

Does anybody know if Twitch, Youtube or Kick has resources available for their partnered streamers on how to maximise contributions from viewers? There's little things DSP does that almost makes me feel like he's followed some kind of online courses or training. For example, he'll never use the word money when he is begging. Instead, he always needs support, positivity, tips, funds, superchats, memberships, etc, but you'll never hear the word money coming out of his mouth in this context. Avoiding any references to real money and introducing layers of abstraction is a common tactic used by scumbag companies so it doesn't surprise me that DSP does it too. Another thing is that he's been obsessed with his 'momentum theory' as of late, where he tries to get someone to donate so that others will follow. It's a concept Twitch tried to capitalize on with Hype Trains but up until a few months ago it wasn't really something DSP emphasized all that often. Nowadays however, He keeps hammering that he needs someone to donate so that the ball starts rolling and all the other dents join in. You've also got his obsession with leaderboards, streaks and goals that reminds me of a piece of shit manager you would find at a callcenter, who keeps track of his employees' performance on a whiteboard in the middle of the office.

It's pretty insignificant stuff and not really anything consequential, but they're still concepts DSP is too retarded to come up with on his own and he does it in ways that are so weird that I feel like he isn't just blindly copying what other streamers are doing either.

Its a reaction to trolls, like literally everything in his life, he has gotten a lot of stick over the years for his money sperging "I need that money...to pay my bills" so he stopped directly mentioning "funds". He does the opposite of what the trolls criticize him for but a year after the fact, its why he says the bubbles and vest were childish now even though he was all about it back then, its why react content was the lowest of the low, but then he made a react channel.

 

[ManakaLala]

If he wears a dress and gets his tits out for the next goal he's got my support.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Does anybody know if Twitch, Youtube or Kick has resources available for their partnered streamers on how to maximise contributions from viewers? There's little things DSP does that almost makes me feel like he's followed some kind of online courses or training. For example, he'll never use the word money when he is begging. Instead, he always needs support, positivity, tips, funds, superchats, memberships, etc, but you'll never hear the word money coming out of his mouth in this context. Avoiding any references to real money and introducing layers of abstraction is a common tactic used by scumbag companies so it doesn't surprise me that DSP does it too. Another thing is that he's been obsessed with his 'momentum theory' as of late, where he tries to get someone to donate so that others will follow. It's a concept Twitch tried to capitalize on with Hype Trains but up until a few months ago it wasn't really something DSP emphasized all that often. Nowadays however, He keeps hammering that he needs someone to donate so that the ball starts rolling and all the other dents join in. You've also got his obsession with leaderboards, streaks and goals that reminds me of a piece of shit manager you would find at a callcenter, who keeps track of his employees' performance on a whiteboard in the middle of the office.

It's pretty insignificant stuff and not really anything consequential, but they're still concepts DSP is too retarded to come up with on his own and he does it in ways that are so weird that I feel like he isn't just blindly copying what other streamers are doing either.

You’re talking about someone who literally has their survival attached to begging. Even dented faggots like DSP have human survival instincts.

 

[Kier Starmer]

He is going to review candles or some shit I bet. I think it will be a cologne review. It's going to be very dented.

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

What health issues do you guys think DSP currently has? His lifestyle ia a textbook example of what not to do.
Off the top of my head:

*Alcoholic
*Eats fast food every week, terrible overall diet
*Never exercises
*Leaves the house once a week

I think high blood pressure and high cholesterol are a given, and he's already admitted to having gout years ago. Gynecomastia is probably another obvious one, he will never wear a tight-fitted shirt on stream again. It seems like he's going to have some major medical bills soon if he doesn't change his ways.

He hasn't been to the doctor in 15 years. He's going to feel like shit one day and go in, get bloodwork done, and find major issues. I think this is how it all ends, actually. Goes into the doctor for the first time in 20 years and finds out he has colon cancer that has spread in his body. RIP

 

[myone]

This sounds gay as fuck

it's usually the lamest thing possible and everyone's time is wasted.

It's going to be very dented.

Agreed. It's very hard to predict his demented mind. I don't think anyone could've predicted the reverse snakening "i'll leak my own dms" stream. He's going to surprise us somehow.