Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[anliteralidiot]

One this about Sick Nick vs Amdy that's harder to articulate, is that Nick was more.... Relatable? He was more human?
You saw his hobbies, and knew the music he liked, and maybe you could talk to him about that stuff. You can imagine what a day in his life looks like, even if there's a lot of poop.

With Andy... I don't know shit about him. I know he's been to metal concerts, but can he talk about them like Nick talked about They Might be Giants? Nick played his ds all day, what does Andy do? Does he just sit on his tablet, and nap?

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I am living a life with people who care for me and care about me​

(04/14/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=CINRtwa8q98

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Andy is a pathetic shell of man. Although Andy likes to claim that people really really like him, the truth is... no one foes. No one can even stand to be in his vicinity.

Picture Andy standing in the toy section at walmart. He's got his bright green ear muffs on. His clothes are old and tattered. He looks dirty. A thick crust of saliva clings to the bottom corner of his mouth as his tongue desperately tries to wet his lips. His beady, almost wild-like eyes catch the gaze of a small girl, no more than 5 years old. Her diaper must be full, he thinks to himself as his legs begin to wiggle from side to side in anticipation. The mom quickly shields her child's eyes and pushes her toward the opposite direction. They both gag from the overwhelming stench of crusted facial matter and saturated urine, mixed together in a putrid sludge that seems to slowly leak down from his infected leg sours, dampening his pants. An aid calls out to Andy from the distance as a smile forms across his face. He knows what that means. It's time for a diaper change, and he's never had an erection this big.

 

[Aunt Carol]

One this about Sick Nick vs Amdy that's harder to articulate, is that Nick was more.... Relatable? He was more human?
You saw his hobbies, and knew the music he liked, and maybe you could talk to him about that stuff. You can imagine what a day in his life looks like, even if there's a lot of poop.

With Andy... I don't know shit about him. I know he's been to metal concerts, but can he talk about them like Nick talked about They Might be Giants? Nick played his ds all day, what does Andy do? Does he just sit on his tablet, and nap?

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of pedophilic scat fetishism, @anliteralidiot , at least it's a lifestyle.

 

[Neko GF]

LOLCOW CULTURE ABUSES DISCORD SERVICES TO ORGANIZE CRIMES​

(04/15/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=y0fcai35dKs

Spoiler: Local Archive

Latest sock upload. TL;DW- Andy doesn't know what Discord is, calls the "Lolcow troll community" organized crime, briefly alludes to Lucas Roberts (Keffals) drama where he got his Uber Account hacked, threatens to report the "Lolcow troll community" to FBI (LMAO), refers to Lucas Roberts as female. He then ends the video with a laughable attempt to deny the fact this obviously a sock.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I don't think that's Andy. Seems like a troll trying to poorly nail down his inflection but I could be wrong.

-edit this guy sounds more like the dude that eats grilled diapers.

 

[anliteralidiot]

-edit this guy sounds more like the dude that eats grilled diapers.

Pamperchu still has hobbies, outside of grilling diapers and meth use. He was big into old electronics, and I think there's a wikipedia article that uses one of his photos. He had friends, too, and fucked other dudes, which is another thing Andy doesn't have.

He's like a void. There's no social life, no hobbies, just shitting in diapers, and pretending to be autistic.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

D

Pamperchu still has hobbies, outside of grilling diapers and meth use. He was big into old electronics, and I think there's a wikipedia article that uses one of his photos. He had friends, too, and fucked other dudes, which is another thing Andy doesn't have.

He's like a void. There's no social life, no hobbies, just shitting in diapers, and pretending to be autistic.

Damn. You're right. Even the diaper guy has friends and hobbies. Andy really is just kind of.. nothing. Not sure how anybody can be happy living that way.

 

[Acceptable]

Well he does talk about watching tv. I guess that’s a form of hobby… if your very sad and have nothing else? Oh and he enjoys calling the police

 

[TrashRanni]

Well he does talk about watching tv. I guess that’s a form of hobby… if your very sad and have nothing else? Oh and he enjoys calling the police

*and poisoning his family

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Cannot use a fork.
Somehow can comprehend lolcow culture enough to act like an expert on it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Well he does talk about watching tv. I guess that’s a form of hobby… if your very sad and have nothing else? Oh and he enjoys calling the police

But what does he watch? I don't think he watches the weather, because he never actually talks about cool tornadoes that've happened, or anything other than, "they spin!" It's just, "Can I have a tornado? Oh there's a weather alert!" But I've seen autistic people, I know how it is with special interests, and how it's hard to shut up about them! And he's the polar opposite!
Maybe some of his rage is the fact that he's gotta be fucking bored all the damn time... But he can't do anything, or he'll be seen as the FAKE he is.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

LOLCOW CULTURE ABUSES DISCORD SERVICES TO ORGANIZE CRIMES​

(04/15/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=y0fcai35dKs

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Latest sock upload. TL;DW- Andy doesn't know what Discord is, calls the "Lolcow troll community" organized crime, briefly alludes to Lucas Roberts (Keffals) drama where he got his Uber Account hacked, threatens to report the "Lolcow troll community" to FBI (LMAO), refers to Lucas Roberts as female. He then ends the video with a laughable attempt to deny the fact this obviously a sock.

I like how Amdy titles it “Abuses Discord Services” when all he does is abuse services.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

He's like a void. There's no social life, no hobbies, just shitting in diapers, and pretending to be autistic.

True severe autists have very boring lives because there isn't much they are capable of, they'll either live with their families as adult dependents or live in group homes, and have most aspects of their lives controlled by whoever is responsible for their care. If he wants to fake being autistic to the severity he pretends to have, he has to live out the boring aspects of it too.

 

[BeatboxBill]

I know the poop touching is pretty negatively looked upon here but I really want to crowdfund Amdy's return home to Tonawanda with a paid Mariachi band. Tell them to play as loud as possible and see how long before Officer Bentley is explaining to a half dozen guys in silver-embroided black suits why they can't play joyous brass-instrument songs near the Ditch household...

Spoiler: da na nah na na NAH na na nuh na nuh....

Obligatory: YOU BOOZIN MAH EARS!!!!!!

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Lol, is that AI or a random picture you found?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

LOLCOW CULTURE ABUSES DISCORD SERVICES TO ORGANIZE CRIMES​

(04/15/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=y0fcai35dKs

Spoiler: Local Archive

View attachment 7221894

Latest sock upload. TL;DW- Andy doesn't know what Discord is, calls the "Lolcow troll community" organized crime, briefly alludes to Lucas Roberts (Keffals) drama where he got his Uber Account hacked, threatens to report the "Lolcow troll community" to FBI (LMAO), refers to Lucas Roberts as female. He then ends the video with a laughable attempt to deny the fact this obviously a sock.

1. Andy’s Alt got terminated lmao

2.https://www.reddit.com/r/ABDL/comments/1h611ol/i_did_something_bold/
still can’t believe this guy was alogging Amdy. I know he has a YouTube channel too.

3. Joe says Amdy is threatening to call the police on him if he doesn’t take down his previous update video

 

[Acceptable]

But what does he watch?

God I’ve really stopped watching his long form videos and only watch short recaps or keep up with the farms but he has mentioned Chicago PD and a couple other procedural type shows is how I believe they are catorgized. He does talk about the news a lot. He talks about accidents that have happened or bores his mom about current events.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Every time I see this complete waste of atoms and energy on my screen, I genuinely get MATI. Everything about this creature sets off alarms in my head, even more so than Andy--and that's saying something.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Every time I see this complete waste of atoms and energy on my screen, I genuinely get MATI. Everything about this creature sets off alarms in my head, even more so than Andy--and that's saying something.

It’s because the Troonsquatch is an ALog. Chris boinked his mom and is trying to start a schizo cult but Alog is still far more unbearable and tiresome purly because he is aware these actions are weird and embarrassing but continues to do them none the less. Blud has the burden of awareness,and instead of using it to improve upon themselves they just it to justify their degeneracy. It’s okay that I shit my pants becuase I don’t poison my family. Bare minimum cope. Imagine how much more annoying Amdy would be if he tried to compare himself to other horror cows to prove his morality. Imagine not only GETTING an ABDL tattoo on your arm but also POSTING about it on the Internet with your FACE. Now imagine trying to mock Andrew ditch with that photo proof existing ON YOUR SAME ACCOUNT.

 

[Ilabelle21]

Another Andy sockpuppet on Reddit. This one was deleted but a user grabbed screenshots. Last one is a message the sociopath sent someone.

 

[Vagina Dentata]

I don't think that's Andy. Seems like a troll trying to poorly nail down his inflection but I could be wrong.

-edit this guy sounds more like the dude that eats grilled diapers.

This seems likely, considering this is a change from Amdy's usual patterns and loops.
I saw some mention on a sub about another lolcow named 'David' who's apparently been stunting Amdy. Idk.
I figure if this isn't Andrew himself, it might be whoever the fuck 'David' is trying to escalate things for fun.