How do I not get laughed at (too hard) for being a 4chan refugee

[ArsenicC@tnip]

Obviously the account creation date will forever brand me and my kin as one but what are some of the big faux pas around here?

For example, necroing. I, being a channer autist have a bunch of niche interests that do have threads here already but are a decade old. Is it more acceptable to revive an old thread or make a new very similar one?

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

Lurk moar, nigga. As long as you revive an old thread with something actually pertinent and notable, I think it's fine.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Null is a massive footfag so as long as you post your feet in as many threads as possible people will think you're a pretty cool guy.

 

[DankSmoker]

What the hell was keeping you there in the first place? It's been gay cancer AIDS since like 2009

 

[Lidl Drip]

Welcome to our gynocratic female supremacist webzone, I hope you respect women, chuddie.

 

[Tablet County]

Send me your credit card information.
Also you've got a Homestuck username, you've already failed.

 

[Gorgar]

You won’t. Keep the heart, someday this week 4chan will come back online.

 

[ArsenicC@tnip]

What the hell was keeping you there in the first place? It's been gay cancer AIDS since like 2009

Honestly sunk cost fallacy, the anonymity, and a couple good threads.
Putting it more romantically there really ain't anywhere else like it still around, being able to talk about whatever you want however you want completely divorced from conventional social expectations/consequences, when it's going good it's an aspie's wet dream.

Send me your credit card information.
Also you've got a Homestuck username, you've already failed.

Self Id much

 

[Tablet County]

Self Id much

I've evolved past shame for having been a teenager once.

 

[ArsenicC@tnip]

I've evolved past shame for having been a teenager once.

As have I. Plus one of ya'll niggas most popular boards is the newly minted Vtuber one, ain't no one here have the authority to give me shit for liking nepeta.

 

[LimeRikki]

4Chan is hacked, gay, and dead
/pol/ tards are fucked in the head
You've heard this before
But you should lurk more
And learn by reading some threads

SAAR ITS A SHITPOST SAAAR ITS A FUCKIMG SHITPOST SARR PLZ REEEEDEEEEEEEMMMMMMM

 

[fake farts]

Be sure to post about your bathtub HRT and goon sessions. Null, and the rest of the site, love stunning trans wahmen shit like that.

 

[LimeRikki]

4Chan is hacked, gay, and dead
/pol/ tards are fucked in the head
You've heard this before
But you should lurk more
And learn by reading some threads

SAAR ITS A SHITPOST SAAAR ITS A FUCKIMG SHITPOST SARR PLZ REEEEDEEEEEEEMMMMMMM

 

[Tablet County]

As have I. Plus one of ya'll niggas most popular boards is the newly minted Vtuber one, ain't no one here have the authority to give me shit for liking nepeta.

I'm an ubermensch, authority is meaningless to me.

 

[eDove]

Don't grovel over BBC in every post you make and you should be okay.

 

[Tablet County]

Don't grovel over BBC in every post you make and you should be okay.

Why would he grovel over the BBC? English posters are banned.

 

[LimeRikki]

Oh, also don't accidentally make the same post twice. Only total loons would do that.

 

[Solid Snek]

Divulging embarrassing personal information is a great way to avoid being laughed at here. It humanizes you, and lets us know that you are a sympathetic, relatable figure.

"I am a refugee from 4chan" is a good start; other things to talk about include your porn habits, how trans rights are human rights, and what your favorite cartoon shows for teenagers and children are. Different sub-boards have different rules of etiquette (for example, the ChrisChan board loves it when you scream JULLLLAAAYYYY or compare your life to Chris', and the girl boards are always up to debate age of consent laws); some people will say you should lurk before you post in threads and forums you don't frequent much, but where's the fun in that? And of course discussing prior accounts you've had on other websites, especially ones related to anime, the furry fandom, or porn, is a great way to become very popular, very quickly.

Welcome! And good luck!

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Putting it more romantically there really ain't anywhere else like it still around, being able to talk about whatever you want however you want completely divorced from conventional social expectations/consequences, when it's going good it's an aspie's wet dream.

When you need to meet the word count, but you just wanna say nigger on the internet.

 

[dick brain]

When you need to meet the word count, but you just wanna say nigger on the internet.

Except you can't even say nigger on 4chan, you get banned for it for "trolling outside of /b/" and automodded if you try to say it four times in one post.

There's literally no reason to be there if you're not a cuck or a fed.