DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

For example, he'll never use the word money when he is begging. Instead, he always needs support, positivity, tips, funds, superchats, memberships, etc, but you'll never hear the word money coming out of his mouth in this context.

Phil does this because in the Twitch days, they didn't like when you directly referred to money, especially with bits. Also the infamous first time Phil begged on camera to watch ads and got his Adsense banned (I believe he still uses Leanna's account for that to this day.). Thus, it gave Phil the opportunity to say lots of big words he doesn't understand.

 

[Comma]

The Minecraft streams have been saved!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6xeQ9qBgvP9x3J3vByheg

If you don't know the lore to this guy, I suggest you read up on this and this post in the Fan General thread.

EDIT:

Oh, and if anyone still was having any doubts about this dude being gay or not:

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If Papavera is really back, what a pathetic worm. Pignosis must be insanely strong.

 

[SlushFiend]

Today is the day taxes are due to be filed in the US, this prestream will be nothing but begging, IMO.

Already talking about goals and shit and we aren't even 5min in

 

[neger psykolog]

The Minecraft streams have been saved!

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6xeQ9qBgvP9x3J3vByheg

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There are literal 90+ year olds, who are wheelchair bound and practically immobile sitting in retirement communities and forced to live out the last of their days watching discount 3rd rate traveling magicians that are having more fun than a DSP stream is right now because they at least know that death is not only coming soon but inevitable but DSP will live forever.

 

[thirstymcgee]

Needs that cologne sitting sniffer row calling out dollar tips.

He's gone.

 

[Julia Chang]

I can't wait to watch Phil review $80 bottles of cologne he wears for his cat.
This is such a fucking bad idea. He does not have the vocabulary to review food, which we can see and imagine the taste of, he cannot even approach accurate descriptions of scents.
There's a reason why cologne and perfume commercials are more abstract. Even professionals trying to shill it to you can struggle to communicate a scent.

He's such a dumbass.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Phillip is reviewing cologne for the gay dents in his audience. This comes off as a flex towards PPP and his detractors to prove that he has money. This is sad.

JUST MAIL A SIGNED GAME YOU EFFING COWARD!

 

[shekelshoah666]

LTG buck broke this dude so fucking hard lmao. This is some sad shit.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Male fashion with Phil. DSP eye for the dent guy.

 

[Lord_Point]

Thank you Sir King, I will finally know which colognes are zesty and which ones are robust!

He is going to review candles or some shit I bet. I think it will be a cologne review. It's going to be very dented.

Big ups to dent whisperer Kier who nailed this one

 

[neger psykolog]

If Papavera is really back, what a pathetic worm. Pignosis must be insanely strong.

This isn't pignosis. This is the special type of autism that LEGO seeks out when trying to find people to write instruction booklets for its toys.
Papavera is just too stupid to realize he could be making money out of this shit, so instead he pays DSP for the privilege for indulging in his autism. It's more like some weird kind of findom/BDSM relationship (they probably have an NDA just like Kimberlie Brink too)

 

[GibMoneyPls]

This mother fucker has never even been to a beach to know what one smells like. Definitely not in the last 20 years.

Everyone else: wear scents to attract the opposite sex.

Phil: wears cologne so he doesn't have to shower.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

What a great idea, watch a slob who never leaves his house talk about cologne. It's the same as his food reviews: He describes us shit he eats or smell, and we can "feel" it by listening to him and will buy the best stuff thanks to Phil's great recommandations. Btw Phil: If your smelly dents buy the cologne you recommand, they gave less money for tips, subs, super thanks, Patreon and merch.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

DSP Smells it!

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

What the fuck?!? This man just said that his dents/trolls asked for cooking videos, fan nights, do a trip stream and even send a effing game. This fuck however just told them NO! Those are stupid and ask to much of him. Phillip's livechyat is roasting him alive. This is wild.

 

[Julia Chang]

"If you don't like it suggest something!"
I didn't realize it was my job to come up with shit for you to do pal.
Create a poll or something goddamn.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"Luxury Colognes are expensive!!!" Well yes that's why you can go to the store and test all of them for free... but he is going to do these reviews inside his room.

"I have got into cologne a bit and so I have a good selection of colognes that I use regularly" YOU DON'T GO OUTSIDE

Woah colognes smell different? huh? wtf?

He isn't going to reveal the cologne he is wearing unless he hits the 10 goals... this is fucking insane lmao

 

[Free Jasper]

Kino Casino have absolutely broken this man.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I guarantee he was sitting there entering in his affiliate products, realized people barely ever buy microphones and that's how he got this idea. He wants to sell the dents cologne through his affiliate links.