DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is that kid who got told Axe body spray makes you a pussy magnet, and believed it.

 

[Ardath]

Who the fuck under the age of 40 wears Cologne, based reviews to your gaming audience there Grandpa, do you want to review fine china, magazines, and other items that signal you are a boomer as well. Here's an idea retard, review some video games.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I need my daily concentration of scent so I hope that DSP can guide me on the correct choice!

He is literally reading cologne terms off his phone to sound informed

 

[Lord_Point]

I need my daily concentration of scent so I hope that DSP can guide me on the correct choice!

The real questions is if they will all smell TANGY and ZESTY and ROBUST or will he need 3 new words to describe every smell the exact same way.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

DSP: I can teach you guys about cologne. I have experience with it.
Also DSP: You Da Toilette

 

[Coke Zero]

Phil is that kid who got told Axe body spray makes you a pussy magnet, and believed it.

Phil is becoming more like classic era chris chan every day.

 

[Comma]

My god, he's going absolutely mentally ill toxic because people don't like... paying him to smell colognes on stream.

He truly has zero sanity left.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

DSP: I can teach you guys about cologne. I have experience with it.
Also DSP: You Da Toilette

Fuck off he didn't say it like that...did he?

 

[neger psykolog]

It's such a bad idea because men don't give a fuck what cologne smells like.

Faggots do... and incidentally DSP is a faggot, so it works.
(no diss on actual faggots)

 

[Hugh Keevins]

As someone not watching the stream, did he even give the name of the cologne?

 

[neger psykolog]

As someone not watching the stream, did he even give the name of the cologne?

Yeah he described one as "the dark souls of colognes" and he used a sandwich shop analogy to describe another.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Fuck off he didn't say it like that...did he?

Oh, but he did.

Phil also dropped some new DSP Lore.

DSP Tries it was not an original idea; he stole it from Conan O'Brien. He had a segment called Andy'll Try It.

Phil even ripped off the theme song.

 

[Lord_Point]

As someone not watching the stream, did he even give the name of the cologne?

You think hes just going to give out the name of the colognes he wears, for free? It would be like if a sandwhich shop gave out their menus for free you absolute retard.

No, you will pay for the privilege though tip goals to hear his thoughts.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yeah he described one as "the dark souls of colognes" and he used a sandwich shop analogy to describe another.

"You wouldn't want your sandwich shop to smell like an Italian meatball sub one day and a Philly cheese steak the next day! That's just bad business!"

 

[neger psykolog]

Calling it now: when lowtiergod made fun of DSP's appearance him and khet went to some sort of "smart businessman's attire" store in the strip mall and DSP got pushed into buying a cologne collection as well as his smart-style streaming shirts that he currently wears.
It's the only plausible explanation of how he got into cologne.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Faggots do... and incidentally DSP is a faggot, so it works.
(no diss on actual faggots)

I disagree, I don't think any gay man cares about what aftershave or cologne smells like anymore than a straight man would,

 

[marlimar]

Happy tax day. Somebody better at this shit than me keep ya eyes on this. I’d appreciate it Taxes

DSP is a sole proprietor, he has no LLC, he has no option to change his fiscal year from the calendar year, his "business" is a pass-through entity, the chart you linked has nothing to do with DSP as he does not in fact own a business, despite his claims to the contrary. It costs money to make an LLC (limited liability corporation) and it cost extra money because the taxes are seperate. DSP files a single income tax form (single or married, IDK and IDC), and folks here think they are wiser than they are when it comes to taxes... sorry I just had to say it.

 

[neger psykolog]

lol


those are some bangers

 

[PieceofShet]

When ALT showed a comment saying DSP's idea will be parfumes, I laughed. I mean... surely not. That would be soo dented!

 

[Kane lives in death]

He thinks that the meaning of the phrase "pick your poison" is that no one should ever do any drugs/booze.

Fucking retard with his "street smarts" right there.

edit: hes using the word larpers a lot today, he must have been watching a lot of detractor/kiwifarms, because thats not a word he ever says. Pigpiggo says he has said it only twice since 2023, and only because he was reading what was being said in chat.
He has never used the word unprompted in his streams until today, really makes you think.