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The person who makes these has a patreon and is making almost 400$ a month...
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It's those detailed stretch marks that make this.
The person who makes these has a patreon and is making almost 400$ a month...
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Anyone ever peruse the "journal" sections? There's lots of cringey shit to be found there. An example would be "Sonic's Diaper Humility."
TL;DR Sonic, Tails, Shadow, and a TRUE and ORIGINAL character DO NOT STEAL all sleep over at Tails' house. Sonic gets the "hilarious" idea to prank Shadow by making him piss himself in his sleep by placing his hand in warm water. Shadow wakes up the next morning having done so, and the other characters literally drag him to the store to get baby stuff, which they then forcibly dress him in.
Aside from the obvious reasons, it's a horrible story for how mean-spirited the "heroes" are portrayed and how weirdly excessive their "prank" gets.
Fan characters. (not mine! And by the way all the characters wear clothes here)
Name: Orion "Neo" Stalingrad
Age: 16
Species: Fox
Special attributes: Black fur, with slight neon green glow. has 3 tails.
It started off with a regular normal day at Tails' workshop in the Mystic Ruins. The little fox was working on his bi-plane in just a pair of shorts and a white t-shirt. Not really expecting any company that day. Meanwhile Neo the fox wanderd through the Mystic Ruins. "These ruins are magnificent," Neo said as he made his way through.
Sonic, the fast blue hedgehog, ran through the feilds backwards wearing blue jeans and a bright yellow t-shirt.
"Almost there at Tails' place! Can't wait!" He said rocketing past Neo.
Neo noticed the blue hedgehog zip past him. "Hey!" Neo shouted, propelling himself after Sonic with his energy.
Sonic barely managed to hear Neo before he spotted him zipping after him at a speed close to his.
Neo slowly caught up to Sonic, doing his best to keep up. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a blur of black dashes by both of them as Shadow zips by them with a smirk on his face.
"What the-?! SHADOW! When did-!? Why is-!? ... Show off!" Sonic sped up to try and catch him, now facing his front.
Shadow looked back, his smirk still on his face, "Looked like you two were having an interesting race, so I thought I'd join in!" He shouted back. Neo tried his best to keep up with the two hedgehogs.
Sonic ran beside Shadow.
"Heh. Pull the other one Shad. You know you can't beat me!"
"Yeah, we'll see about that!" Shadow said, running neck-and-neck with Sonic, Neo bolting as fast as he could to keep up with them.
Sonic ran beside Shadow.
"Heh. Pull the other one Shad. You know you can't beat me!"
Eventually they came up on Tails' workshop.
"Haha! I'm there!" yelled sonic in triumph.
Shadow came up right behind Sonic, losing by just a hair. "Heh, I'll get you next time Sonic," Shadw said as Neo finally reached them. Shadow went to open the door.
Sonic turned to Neo.
"Hey there! And you would be?"
Tails heard commotion outside and suspected that he had visitors.
Neo shook Sonic's hand. "Oh, the name's Orion, but everybody calls me Neo. I saw you runnin' and thought I'd race ya. Guess I'm not quite fast enough yet."
"At least not up to our standards! You're faster then most, that's for sure." Sonic laughed.
Tails made it to the door and opened it.
"Oh! Hello everyone!"
"Oh, hey Tails," Shadow greeted. "How ya doing?"
"I'm fine. Just been workin' on my plane. Who's the new guy?" Tails asked.
"Oh, him?" Shadow looked back and noticed the fox, who immediately perked up.
"I'm Neo! Tried to race your friends here, and it didn't work out too well for me," He chuckled a bit.
"Oh really? Heh. Story of my life. Well, I don't wanna be rude. Come on in!" Tails said making way for them all.
Shadow and Neo headed into the workshop. Neo stared at Tails' work in awe, absolutely blown away by what he's built.
"We should head up to the living room. It smells too much like motor oil in this garage." Tails said.
"Alright then. Lead the way," Shadow said. Neo nodded in agreement, still admiring Tails' shop.
Tails walked his way up to the living room and kicked his shoes off.
"Make yourselves at home. I've been working overtime down there so I need to use the bathroom. I'll be right back." Tails said heading toward it.
Neo and Shadow sat down on a nearby couch, kicking off their shoes as well. "Jeez, you're friend is one heck of a builder!" Neo said to Sonic.
"Oh yeah! He's been doing it since back when he was 4-year-old when I first met him. Heh. I make my mark in speed of course. Shadow wishes he could top this!" Sonic chuckled.
"Oh yeah! He's been doing it since back when he was 4-year-old when I first met him. Heh. I make my mark in speed of course. Shadow wishes he could top this!" Sonic chuckled.
"Maybe you two could hitch it off and dicuss about that sometime." Sonic said chuckling.
Tails eventually came back.
"I'm back. So what's the occation?" Tails asked.
"Actually Tails I kinda came so we could speak in private... well know, I want this Neo guy to come listen in too." Sonic smirked.
Neo headtilted. "Well, I don't know Sonic," Neo commented, "I mean, if you want to speak to him in private, I wouldn't want to intrude..."
Shadow shrugged. "Well, he wants you to listen in. I'd say go with it," Shadow said to Neo.
"Yeah! Come on. Trust me, it'll be worth it." Sonic said pushing the two of them to another room and closing the door behind them.
"So... what's this all about?" Tails asked. Sonic sighed.
"Okay so, remember that incident a few days ago." Sonic hesitated bringing it up. Tails instantly began to chuckle.
Neo headtilted again, "Incident?" Neo asked, "What are you talking about?"
"Hahaha! One day, when me and Sonic were working on my plane, Sonic offered to help my wiring. He got two wrong wires crossed and ended up getting slightly electricuted. Then he teared up and started sucking his pained thumb on the floor of my lab! Hahahaha! And then we both realized that theshock had caused him to wet himself a little bit!" Tails laughed.
Sonic stood there with his eyes closed and blushing a bit.
"Hmm, okay then," Neo said, giggling just a bit, "But I don't see what that has to do with me..."
"That's just to refresh Tails' memory! That incident got me thinking of a little experiment and I want you two in on it." Sonic said.
Neo shifted a bit, unsure of what Sonic had planned. "Umm, okay, I guess," He said uneasily.
"Okay... for some time now I've been trying to come up with a way to get back at Shadow for some of the nonsense he's put me through, so that little incident got me thinking. What if we set up a little sleepover tonight, invite him to stay, and when he's asleep we hit him with the warm water prank!" Sonic smirked.
"Hmm..." Neo pondered. "Sounds like it could be interesting..."
"Yeah I know. Seeing something that humiliating happen to Shadow would be quite the awesome experience wouldn't it?" Sonic said.
Tails chuckled. "Sure does, I gotta admit."
"Good. Now let's get back out there. We don't wanna leave him alone for too long." Sonic said.
"Agreed," Neo replied, opening the door and heading out.
Sonic sat in the living room and giggled. He had never tried for anything like this before.
Neo took his seat, already anxious about their little prank. Shadow saw Sonic giggling and asked, "What's so funny?"
"Oh nothing. Just wondering if you'd like to join us for a sleepover tonight." Sonic said.
"Hmm," Shadow thought about it for a moment. "Well, I'm not doing anything important tomorrow, so sure, I can stay the night."
Neo nodded in agreement. "I've got no place to be, so would you mind me staying as well?" He asked, trying not to give the plan away.
Sonic smirked. "Heheh. Can't wait!"
Shadow shrugged. He didn't quite understand Sonic; he'd giggle and laugh about the most random stuff.
Name: Orion "Neo" Stalingrad
Age: 16
Species: Fox
Special attributes: Black fur, with slight neon green glow. has 3 tails.
It started off with a regular normal day at Tails' workshop in the Mystic Ruins. The little fox was working on his bi-plane in just a pair of shorts and a white t-shirt. Not really expecting any company that day. Meanwhile Neo the fox wanderd through the Mystic Ruins. "These ruins are magnificent," Neo said as he made his way through.
Sonic, the fast blue hedgehog, ran through the feilds backwards wearing blue jeans and a bright yellow t-shirt.
"Almost there at Tails' place! Can't wait!" He said rocketing past Neo.
Neo noticed the blue hedgehog zip past him. "Hey!" Neo shouted, propelling himself after Sonic with his energy.
Sonic barely managed to hear Neo before he spotted him zipping after him at a speed close to his.
Neo slowly caught up to Sonic, doing his best to keep up. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a blur of black dashes by both of them as Shadow zips by them with a smirk on his face.
"What the-?! SHADOW! When did-!? Why is-!? ... Show off!" Sonic sped up to try and catch him, now facing his front.
Shadow looked back, his smirk still on his face, "Looked like you two were having an interesting race, so I thought I'd join in!" He shouted back. Neo tried his best to keep up with the two hedgehogs.
Sonic ran beside Shadow.
"Heh. Pull the other one Shad. You know you can't beat me!"
"Yeah, we'll see about that!" Shadow said, running neck-and-neck with Sonic, Neo bolting as fast as he could to keep up with them.
Sonic ran beside Shadow.
"Heh. Pull the other one Shad. You know you can't beat me!"
Eventually they came up on Tails' workshop.
"Haha! I'm there!" yelled sonic in triumph.
Shadow came up right behind Sonic, losing by just a hair. "Heh, I'll get you next time Sonic," Shadw said as Neo finally reached them. Shadow went to open the door.
Sonic turned to Neo.
"Hey there! And you would be?"
Tails heard commotion outside and suspected that he had visitors.
Neo shook Sonic's hand. "Oh, the name's Orion, but everybody calls me Neo. I saw you runnin' and thought I'd race ya. Guess I'm not quite fast enough yet."
"At least not up to our standards! You're faster then most, that's for sure." Sonic laughed.
Tails made it to the door and opened it.
"Oh! Hello everyone!"
"Oh, hey Tails," Shadow greeted. "How ya doing?"
"I'm fine. Just been workin' on my plane. Who's the new guy?" Tails asked.
"Oh, him?" Shadow looked back and noticed the fox, who immediately perked up.
"I'm Neo! Tried to race your friends here, and it didn't work out too well for me," He chuckled a bit.
"Oh really? Heh. Story of my life. Well, I don't wanna be rude. Come on in!" Tails said making way for them all.
Shadow and Neo headed into the workshop. Neo stared at Tails' work in awe, absolutely blown away by what he's built.
"We should head up to the living room. It smells too much like motor oil in this garage." Tails said.
"Alright then. Lead the way," Shadow said. Neo nodded in agreement, still admiring Tails' shop.
Tails walked his way up to the living room and kicked his shoes off.
"Make yourselves at home. I've been working overtime down there so I need to use the bathroom. I'll be right back." Tails said heading toward it.
Neo and Shadow sat down on a nearby couch, kicking off their shoes as well. "Jeez, you're friend is one heck of a builder!" Neo said to Sonic.
"Oh yeah! He's been doing it since back when he was 4-year-old when I first met him. Heh. I make my mark in speed of course. Shadow wishes he could top this!" Sonic chuckled.
"Oh yeah! He's been doing it since back when he was 4-year-old when I first met him. Heh. I make my mark in speed of course. Shadow wishes he could top this!" Sonic chuckled.
"Maybe you two could hitch it off and dicuss about that sometime." Sonic said chuckling.
Tails eventually came back.
"I'm back. So what's the occation?" Tails asked.
"Actually Tails I kinda came so we could speak in private... well know, I want this Neo guy to come listen in too." Sonic smirked.
Neo headtilted. "Well, I don't know Sonic," Neo commented, "I mean, if you want to speak to him in private, I wouldn't want to intrude..."
Shadow shrugged. "Well, he wants you to listen in. I'd say go with it," Shadow said to Neo.
"Yeah! Come on. Trust me, it'll be worth it." Sonic said pushing the two of them to another room and closing the door behind them.
"So... what's this all about?" Tails asked. Sonic sighed.
"Okay so, remember that incident a few days ago." Sonic hesitated bringing it up. Tails instantly began to chuckle.
Neo headtilted again, "Incident?" Neo asked, "What are you talking about?"
"Hahaha! One day, when me and Sonic were working on my plane, Sonic offered to help my wiring. He got two wrong wires crossed and ended up getting slightly electricuted. Then he teared up and started sucking his pained thumb on the floor of my lab! Hahahaha! And then we both realized that theshock had caused him to wet himself a little bit!" Tails laughed.
Sonic stood there with his eyes closed and blushing a bit.
"Hmm, okay then," Neo said, giggling just a bit, "But I don't see what that has to do with me..."
"That's just to refresh Tails' memory! That incident got me thinking of a little experiment and I want you two in on it." Sonic said.
Neo shifted a bit, unsure of what Sonic had planned. "Umm, okay, I guess," He said uneasily.
"Okay... for some time now I've been trying to come up with a way to get back at Shadow for some of the nonsense he's put me through, so that little incident got me thinking. What if we set up a little sleepover tonight, invite him to stay, and when he's asleep we hit him with the warm water prank!" Sonic smirked.
"Hmm..." Neo pondered. "Sounds like it could be interesting..."
"Yeah I know. Seeing something that humiliating happen to Shadow would be quite the awesome experience wouldn't it?" Sonic said.
Tails chuckled. "Sure does, I gotta admit."
"Good. Now let's get back out there. We don't wanna leave him alone for too long." Sonic said.
"Agreed," Neo replied, opening the door and heading out.
Sonic sat in the living room and giggled. He had never tried for anything like this before.
Neo took his seat, already anxious about their little prank. Shadow saw Sonic giggling and asked, "What's so funny?"
"Oh nothing. Just wondering if you'd like to join us for a sleepover tonight." Sonic said.
"Hmm," Shadow thought about it for a moment. "Well, I'm not doing anything important tomorrow, so sure, I can stay the night."
Neo nodded in agreement. "I've got no place to be, so would you mind me staying as well?" He asked, trying not to give the plan away.
Sonic smirked. "Heheh. Can't wait!"
Shadow shrugged. He didn't quite understand Sonic; he'd giggle and laugh about the most random stuff.
The day went on and eventually night fell. Sonic and Tails were playing a racing game against each other in just their shorts and t-shirts.
Neo and Shadow watched the races with anticipation; Shadow wanted to see Sonic lose at least once today! Neo sat calmly, toying with a golden-heart locket hanging from his neck.
"Oh yeah! By the way, I'm gonna go over to Ms. Vanilla's house later tommorow to babysit Cream. Would you like to come Neo? It'd be a nice way to introduce you to another one of our friends." Sonic sat as he drove. Tails chuckled as he kept speeding along the track, trying to win considering the video game nerd he was.
"Sure, I don't see why not," Neo replied. He found these new friends to be quite an enjoyable bunch, and was eager to meet more friends.
Sonic chuckled. "Great! Can't wait." Sonic chuckled as he was close to the finish. Tails activated his boost and shot past him at the last second however and won!
"Aww man!" Sonic said.
"Yes!" Tails laughed.
"Hehe, so the Blue Blur still isn't the fastest thing out there," Shadow chuckled as he yawned a bit.
"Hmph. Maybe on the game I'm not." Sonic grumbled at Shadow's remark. Payback was close though. He noticed Shadow's yawn.
"We sleep in our briefs here Shadow. If you're man enough to give that a try." Tails chuckled.
Shadow smirked, immediately dropping his pants, revealing his crimson red shorts. "Pfft, too easy," he said.
"You wear shorts instead of briefs eh?" Sonic chuckled.
"What about you Neo?" Tails asked.
Neo shrugged and dropped his pants, showing a pair of white briefs trimmed in green. "Hey, I'm game!" He said.
Sonic pulled his pants off as did Tails.
Sonic had a pair of white briefs timmed in a dark blue waistband.
Tails had white briefs with a red waistband and pictures of tiny airplane prints all over them.
"Heh, am I the only man here?" Shadow smirked, "I'm the only one with shorts here."
The comment made Sonic and Tails blush slightly but grumble more.
'Just wait...' Sonic thought.
Neo looked over to Shadow and said, "If you were a man, you'd have beaten Sonic in that race." Shadow grumbled a bit before saying, "Well, I guess I'm turning in for tonight."
"Sounds good." Tails said rolling out the sleeping bag.
Sonic chuckled in anticipation.
Shadow sat down on the floor. "Seriously, Sonic. What's so funny? He said. Sonic's random chuckling was really getting to him.
"Nothing. I'm just having fun." Sonic sighed and layed back on the ground.
Shadow shrugged and layed back on the floor, suprised that he was so sleepy. Neo laid down on the floor as well.
Tails did and waited along with the others as the games and T.V turned off.
Shadow yawned again and, before he knew it, was fast asleep.
A little while after he went to sleep Sonic sat up with a smirk on his face.
"Okay guys, ready to pull this off?" Sonic asked.
Tails sat up and nodded.
Neo sat up and cracked his knuckles. "Let's do this," He said with a devilish grin on his face.
Sonic went into the bathroom and filled up a small bowl of warm water.
Shadow turned over in his sleep, now laying on his back, snoring loudly.
Sonic went up to Shadow and sat beside him.
"Okay. Someone take off his glove." Sonic whispered.
Neo walked over to Shadow and slowly took one of his hands, carefully slipping the glove off. Shadow continued his snoring.
Sonic placed the bowl underneath Shadow's hand and let it sit.
Shadow grumbled in his sleep, his exposed hand resting in the warm water. Within minutes, he began fidgeting a bit, but Neo kept his hand in the water.
Sonic sat and waited. He knew it'd take a few minutes but the pay off would be glorious.
Shadow continued his loud snoring. A few minutes later, a warm spot began to show up on the front of his shorts, slowly getting bigger.
"Oooo. Da baby's wetting." Sonic chuckled.
Neo couldnt help but chuckle a bit as the wet spot on Shadow's shorts grew larger and larger until it covered the entire front of his shorts.
"Heheheh. Wow. Is he gonna be humiliated. Quick, take the bowl away and put his glove back on." Sonic said.
Neo carefully, yet swiftfully, took Shadow's hand out of the bowl and waved his fingertips a bit, airdrying the water off them before slipping his glove back on.
Sonic dumped the water in the sink and went back to his cot.
"I'm gonna sleep well tonight." He giggled.
"Heh, same here," Neo chuckled as he proceeded to a corner of the room, where he slumped back into it and slowly drifted to sleep. For some reason, he found corners to be cozy...
Sonic and Tails slept on through to the morning.
Neo and Shadow watched the races with anticipation; Shadow wanted to see Sonic lose at least once today! Neo sat calmly, toying with a golden-heart locket hanging from his neck.
"Oh yeah! By the way, I'm gonna go over to Ms. Vanilla's house later tommorow to babysit Cream. Would you like to come Neo? It'd be a nice way to introduce you to another one of our friends." Sonic sat as he drove. Tails chuckled as he kept speeding along the track, trying to win considering the video game nerd he was.
"Sure, I don't see why not," Neo replied. He found these new friends to be quite an enjoyable bunch, and was eager to meet more friends.
Sonic chuckled. "Great! Can't wait." Sonic chuckled as he was close to the finish. Tails activated his boost and shot past him at the last second however and won!
"Aww man!" Sonic said.
"Yes!" Tails laughed.
"Hehe, so the Blue Blur still isn't the fastest thing out there," Shadow chuckled as he yawned a bit.
"Hmph. Maybe on the game I'm not." Sonic grumbled at Shadow's remark. Payback was close though. He noticed Shadow's yawn.
"We sleep in our briefs here Shadow. If you're man enough to give that a try." Tails chuckled.
Shadow smirked, immediately dropping his pants, revealing his crimson red shorts. "Pfft, too easy," he said.
"You wear shorts instead of briefs eh?" Sonic chuckled.
"What about you Neo?" Tails asked.
Neo shrugged and dropped his pants, showing a pair of white briefs trimmed in green. "Hey, I'm game!" He said.
Sonic pulled his pants off as did Tails.
Sonic had a pair of white briefs timmed in a dark blue waistband.
Tails had white briefs with a red waistband and pictures of tiny airplane prints all over them.
"Heh, am I the only man here?" Shadow smirked, "I'm the only one with shorts here."
The comment made Sonic and Tails blush slightly but grumble more.
'Just wait...' Sonic thought.
Neo looked over to Shadow and said, "If you were a man, you'd have beaten Sonic in that race." Shadow grumbled a bit before saying, "Well, I guess I'm turning in for tonight."
"Sounds good." Tails said rolling out the sleeping bag.
Sonic chuckled in anticipation.
Shadow sat down on the floor. "Seriously, Sonic. What's so funny? He said. Sonic's random chuckling was really getting to him.
"Nothing. I'm just having fun." Sonic sighed and layed back on the ground.
Shadow shrugged and layed back on the floor, suprised that he was so sleepy. Neo laid down on the floor as well.
Tails did and waited along with the others as the games and T.V turned off.
Shadow yawned again and, before he knew it, was fast asleep.
A little while after he went to sleep Sonic sat up with a smirk on his face.
"Okay guys, ready to pull this off?" Sonic asked.
Tails sat up and nodded.
Neo sat up and cracked his knuckles. "Let's do this," He said with a devilish grin on his face.
Sonic went into the bathroom and filled up a small bowl of warm water.
Shadow turned over in his sleep, now laying on his back, snoring loudly.
Sonic went up to Shadow and sat beside him.
"Okay. Someone take off his glove." Sonic whispered.
Neo walked over to Shadow and slowly took one of his hands, carefully slipping the glove off. Shadow continued his snoring.
Sonic placed the bowl underneath Shadow's hand and let it sit.
Shadow grumbled in his sleep, his exposed hand resting in the warm water. Within minutes, he began fidgeting a bit, but Neo kept his hand in the water.
Sonic sat and waited. He knew it'd take a few minutes but the pay off would be glorious.
Shadow continued his loud snoring. A few minutes later, a warm spot began to show up on the front of his shorts, slowly getting bigger.
"Oooo. Da baby's wetting." Sonic chuckled.
Neo couldnt help but chuckle a bit as the wet spot on Shadow's shorts grew larger and larger until it covered the entire front of his shorts.
"Heheheh. Wow. Is he gonna be humiliated. Quick, take the bowl away and put his glove back on." Sonic said.
Neo carefully, yet swiftfully, took Shadow's hand out of the bowl and waved his fingertips a bit, airdrying the water off them before slipping his glove back on.
Sonic dumped the water in the sink and went back to his cot.
"I'm gonna sleep well tonight." He giggled.
"Heh, same here," Neo chuckled as he proceeded to a corner of the room, where he slumped back into it and slowly drifted to sleep. For some reason, he found corners to be cozy...
Sonic and Tails slept on through to the morning.
As morning rolled around, Shadow groggily woke up and shook his head. "Ugh... not the softest place I've ever slept on," He said to himself. It took him a moment, but he looked down and realized that his shorts were soaking wet!
Sonic blinked awake and noticed Shadow discovering his accident. He decided not to let on that he was awake and watching him just yet due to wanting to see Shadow squirm a little.
Shadow, in a panic now, quickly picked up his pants and slid them back on, trying to cover up his accident. He then decided to head for the door, hoping that he could race home and get a change of shorts before anybody noticed. Neo sat in his corner, still appearing to be asleep.
Sonic did a countdown in his head. Hopefully, the scare they gave him would make him wet again. Heh.
Sonic then jumped up and grabbed Shadow by the leg.
"Hey there buddy! Whatcha doin up and dressed so soon?" Sonic asked.
"GYAAH!" Shadow yelped, the scare knocking him to the floor and making him wet a bit more. "O-Oh, hi Sonic." Shadow sputtered, "I just needed to head home real quick; forgot to, uh, set the TiVo."
"Set the Tivo? When did you get Tivo? And why leave without telling us?" Sonic asked smugly.
"Uhh, Rouge got it for me as a, uh, birthday present," Shadow said thinking fast, "And I didn't want to wake you guys up. You look so sweet and innocent when you sleep, just like a baby," He cooed.
Sonic grinned.
"Me? A baby?" Sonic then tugged Shadow's pants down. "Ah-ha! I knew I smelled pee! At least I don't wet myself like one!"
"H-Hey!" Shadow yelped. He immediately grabbed his pants and yanked them back up, blushing heavily.
"Hey Neo! Tails! Baby Shadow had an accident and he's blushing!" Sonic cooed and shouted. Tails sat up with a grin.
"Oh really? Hahahaha." Tails laughed.
Neo opened one eye and chuckled at seeing Shadow blush like crazy.
"Okay, yeah, so I had an accident!" Shadow said, "It happens to the best of us!"
"Aww. It's cute how he tries to play it off. You look like you need a diaper." Sonic chuckled.
Tails laughed at the remark.
Shadow went flush red. "W-Wait, what!?" he sputtered.
Neo got up from his corner and stretched, still a bit tired.
"HAHAHAHA! Hmm? You know, that's not a bad idea. What do you say guys?" Sonic asked them.
"Sounds like a plan to me," Neo said groggily.
"Oh no! You can't be serious!" Shadow said, backing away slowly.
Sonic and Tails grinned and grabbed Shadow's arms and legs to restrain him.
"Yeah. Let's take a little trip to the pharmacy!" Tails laughed.
"H-Hey! Let me go!" Shadow shouted, trying desperately to break free from their grasps.
Sonic managed to successfully restrain Shadow's hands while Tails grabbed his legs.
"Since you're struggling, I guess we'll have to carry you there with your pants down and your wet shorts exposed to the outside world." Tails grinned as they headed for the door.
"N-No, wait!!" Shadow shouted, trying to fight against his restraints.
Neo followed behind them. "Interesting way to start the day..." Neo said to himself.
Sonic and Tails ran as fast as they could and managed to reach the pharmacy.
Shadow struggled all the way to the pharmacy.
Neo dashed after them, still half asleep and having a bit of a hard time keeping up.
Eventually they made it inside, not at all caring that Shadow's wet pants were exposed to the world.
Shadow's face went flush red, more than embarrassed at the fact that he was out in public in wet shorts. He tried harder and harder to break free of the restraints, but to no avail.
"Come on Neo. Let's pick out the baby's diapers." Tails chuckled.
"Heh, alright then," Neo laughed as he followed Tails.
Tails looked in the diaper isle and tried to decide.
"Let's see. Disposables would be best but what design and colors?" Tails asked.
"Hmm..." Neo thought for a bit, "Well, I'm lost for design, but as for color, I think he should have something that matches him... I'm stuck between either crimson or hot pink..."
"We'll get them both." Tails said picking up 2 packs of each color.
"Baby supplies are next." Sonic said, still straining Shadow as he went to the part of the isle with the pacifiers and bottles.
Shadow was thrashing furiously, trying desperately to break free. 'Alright, no more sleeping over when Sonic's around,' Shadow thought to himself, dreading his embarrassing situation.
Neo followed Sonic into the aisle.
Sonic looked over the stuff.
"Could you pick out some stuff? I'm kinda holding on to Shadow after all." Sonic chuckled.
"Sure, no problem," Neo said, quickly heading through the aisle, grabbing a few large pacifiers and a bunch of bottles. He headed inwards further to go grab some baby wipes and powder.
Shadow stopped fighting; he knew he wasn't going to break free anytime soon.
Once all the stuff was gathered Sonic came across a pair of footed pjs' in Shadow's size. He chuckled and asked Tails to get them. He did and they went to the counter to pay for the stuff.
Shadow was still blushing bright red as he was was dragged through the store in his shorts.
Neo followed them, carrying all the stuff he could. When they got to the counter, he carefully set them all down, making sure not to break any of the bottles.
The female behind the counter couldn't stifle her chuckling as she rung up the items.
Shadow sighed; he knew that this was only the beginning.
Meanwhile, Neo was getting into an argument with a pet talking parrot that was in the store. "Sie bunter bastard! Warum nicht können Sie nichts in meiner gebürtigen Zunge sagen?" He shouted at the bird. It merely cocked it's head at him.
"Um. Neo... we're ready to go." Tails sweatdropped.
Neo glanced over at them. "Oh, sorry," He chuckled and scratched his head. He turned back to the bird for a moment, said menacingly, "Ich bin zurück für Sie…" before following them out of the store, carrying all the stuff with him.
They went on their way back to the house and set Shadow down.
Shadow glared at Sonic. "You know I'm gonna get you back for this..." He said menacingly.
"Sure, sure." Sonic said grabbing Shadow's shorts and pulling them off.
Shadow blushed even brighter as Sonic yanked his shorts off. 'Hopefully Sonic will have his fill of humiliation soon enough,' Shadow thought to himself.
Sonic grabbed the pack of hot pink diapers and opened it up. He then took one out.
"Someone lift his butt up for me." Sonic said.
Neo walked over and picked up Shadow's legs, lifting his butt into the air. "H-Hey!" Shadow shouted.
Sonic unfolded the diaper and put it under his bottom.
Shadow squirmed a bit, still not liking the idea of wearing a diaper. Neo brought his legs and butt back down on the diaper. "Would you like to do the honors of taping baby's diaper?" Neo asked Sonic giggling.
Sonic giggled too. "Certainly."
"Wait. Can't forget the powder." Tails said powdering his crotch.
Neo giggled. Shadow could only look on, his face getting redder and redder, if it was even possible.
Then Sonic tapped on the diaper. It was hot pink and clashed with Shadow's black fur to create a good looking baby!
"Great!" Sonic smiled.
Shadow's face was flush red as he looked down at the diaper.
Neo smiled as he took out a hot pink pacifier. "Can't forget this," He mentioned.
"Oh yes. Of course!" Tails said as he put the pacifier in Shadow's mouth.
Shadow just sat there, blushing as red as he possibly could. At least they weren't taking pictures.
"Heheheh. You know what this needs! A nice home video to have memories with the baby!" Tails chuckled.
Sonic blinked awake and noticed Shadow discovering his accident. He decided not to let on that he was awake and watching him just yet due to wanting to see Shadow squirm a little.
Shadow, in a panic now, quickly picked up his pants and slid them back on, trying to cover up his accident. He then decided to head for the door, hoping that he could race home and get a change of shorts before anybody noticed. Neo sat in his corner, still appearing to be asleep.
Sonic did a countdown in his head. Hopefully, the scare they gave him would make him wet again. Heh.
Sonic then jumped up and grabbed Shadow by the leg.
"Hey there buddy! Whatcha doin up and dressed so soon?" Sonic asked.
"GYAAH!" Shadow yelped, the scare knocking him to the floor and making him wet a bit more. "O-Oh, hi Sonic." Shadow sputtered, "I just needed to head home real quick; forgot to, uh, set the TiVo."
"Set the Tivo? When did you get Tivo? And why leave without telling us?" Sonic asked smugly.
"Uhh, Rouge got it for me as a, uh, birthday present," Shadow said thinking fast, "And I didn't want to wake you guys up. You look so sweet and innocent when you sleep, just like a baby," He cooed.
Sonic grinned.
"Me? A baby?" Sonic then tugged Shadow's pants down. "Ah-ha! I knew I smelled pee! At least I don't wet myself like one!"
"H-Hey!" Shadow yelped. He immediately grabbed his pants and yanked them back up, blushing heavily.
"Hey Neo! Tails! Baby Shadow had an accident and he's blushing!" Sonic cooed and shouted. Tails sat up with a grin.
"Oh really? Hahahaha." Tails laughed.
Neo opened one eye and chuckled at seeing Shadow blush like crazy.
"Okay, yeah, so I had an accident!" Shadow said, "It happens to the best of us!"
"Aww. It's cute how he tries to play it off. You look like you need a diaper." Sonic chuckled.
Tails laughed at the remark.
Shadow went flush red. "W-Wait, what!?" he sputtered.
Neo got up from his corner and stretched, still a bit tired.
"HAHAHAHA! Hmm? You know, that's not a bad idea. What do you say guys?" Sonic asked them.
"Sounds like a plan to me," Neo said groggily.
"Oh no! You can't be serious!" Shadow said, backing away slowly.
Sonic and Tails grinned and grabbed Shadow's arms and legs to restrain him.
"Yeah. Let's take a little trip to the pharmacy!" Tails laughed.
"H-Hey! Let me go!" Shadow shouted, trying desperately to break free from their grasps.
Sonic managed to successfully restrain Shadow's hands while Tails grabbed his legs.
"Since you're struggling, I guess we'll have to carry you there with your pants down and your wet shorts exposed to the outside world." Tails grinned as they headed for the door.
"N-No, wait!!" Shadow shouted, trying to fight against his restraints.
Neo followed behind them. "Interesting way to start the day..." Neo said to himself.
Sonic and Tails ran as fast as they could and managed to reach the pharmacy.
Shadow struggled all the way to the pharmacy.
Neo dashed after them, still half asleep and having a bit of a hard time keeping up.
Eventually they made it inside, not at all caring that Shadow's wet pants were exposed to the world.
Shadow's face went flush red, more than embarrassed at the fact that he was out in public in wet shorts. He tried harder and harder to break free of the restraints, but to no avail.
"Come on Neo. Let's pick out the baby's diapers." Tails chuckled.
"Heh, alright then," Neo laughed as he followed Tails.
Tails looked in the diaper isle and tried to decide.
"Let's see. Disposables would be best but what design and colors?" Tails asked.
"Hmm..." Neo thought for a bit, "Well, I'm lost for design, but as for color, I think he should have something that matches him... I'm stuck between either crimson or hot pink..."
"We'll get them both." Tails said picking up 2 packs of each color.
"Baby supplies are next." Sonic said, still straining Shadow as he went to the part of the isle with the pacifiers and bottles.
Shadow was thrashing furiously, trying desperately to break free. 'Alright, no more sleeping over when Sonic's around,' Shadow thought to himself, dreading his embarrassing situation.
Neo followed Sonic into the aisle.
Sonic looked over the stuff.
"Could you pick out some stuff? I'm kinda holding on to Shadow after all." Sonic chuckled.
"Sure, no problem," Neo said, quickly heading through the aisle, grabbing a few large pacifiers and a bunch of bottles. He headed inwards further to go grab some baby wipes and powder.
Shadow stopped fighting; he knew he wasn't going to break free anytime soon.
Once all the stuff was gathered Sonic came across a pair of footed pjs' in Shadow's size. He chuckled and asked Tails to get them. He did and they went to the counter to pay for the stuff.
Shadow was still blushing bright red as he was was dragged through the store in his shorts.
Neo followed them, carrying all the stuff he could. When they got to the counter, he carefully set them all down, making sure not to break any of the bottles.
The female behind the counter couldn't stifle her chuckling as she rung up the items.
Shadow sighed; he knew that this was only the beginning.
Meanwhile, Neo was getting into an argument with a pet talking parrot that was in the store. "Sie bunter bastard! Warum nicht können Sie nichts in meiner gebürtigen Zunge sagen?" He shouted at the bird. It merely cocked it's head at him.
"Um. Neo... we're ready to go." Tails sweatdropped.
Neo glanced over at them. "Oh, sorry," He chuckled and scratched his head. He turned back to the bird for a moment, said menacingly, "Ich bin zurück für Sie…" before following them out of the store, carrying all the stuff with him.
They went on their way back to the house and set Shadow down.
Shadow glared at Sonic. "You know I'm gonna get you back for this..." He said menacingly.
"Sure, sure." Sonic said grabbing Shadow's shorts and pulling them off.
Shadow blushed even brighter as Sonic yanked his shorts off. 'Hopefully Sonic will have his fill of humiliation soon enough,' Shadow thought to himself.
Sonic grabbed the pack of hot pink diapers and opened it up. He then took one out.
"Someone lift his butt up for me." Sonic said.
Neo walked over and picked up Shadow's legs, lifting his butt into the air. "H-Hey!" Shadow shouted.
Sonic unfolded the diaper and put it under his bottom.
Shadow squirmed a bit, still not liking the idea of wearing a diaper. Neo brought his legs and butt back down on the diaper. "Would you like to do the honors of taping baby's diaper?" Neo asked Sonic giggling.
Sonic giggled too. "Certainly."
"Wait. Can't forget the powder." Tails said powdering his crotch.
Neo giggled. Shadow could only look on, his face getting redder and redder, if it was even possible.
Then Sonic tapped on the diaper. It was hot pink and clashed with Shadow's black fur to create a good looking baby!
"Great!" Sonic smiled.
Shadow's face was flush red as he looked down at the diaper.
Neo smiled as he took out a hot pink pacifier. "Can't forget this," He mentioned.
"Oh yes. Of course!" Tails said as he put the pacifier in Shadow's mouth.
Shadow just sat there, blushing as red as he possibly could. At least they weren't taking pictures.
"Heheheh. You know what this needs! A nice home video to have memories with the baby!" Tails chuckled.
TL;DR Sonic, Tails, Shadow, and a TRUE and ORIGINAL character DO NOT STEAL all sleep over at Tails' house. Sonic gets the "hilarious" idea to prank Shadow by making him piss himself in his sleep by placing his hand in warm water. Shadow wakes up the next morning having done so, and the other characters literally drag him to the store to get baby stuff, which they then forcibly dress him in.
Aside from the obvious reasons, it's a horrible story for how mean-spirited the "heroes" are portrayed and how weirdly excessive their "prank" gets.
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Princess Skyla had been waiting for an hour at Sweet Apple Acres.
Her best Ponyville mane stylist, Magnolia May, had spotted a lone grey hair in Skyla's sleek mane and nearly fainted in horror. Magnolia had demanded that the princess take an immediate spa day to combat the stress of ruling, and to ward away any more dreadful early grey hairs. It had taken all of Skyla's willpower to take a one day vacation from princess duty and humor her friend with a spa trip together.
But an hour had gone by, and Magnolia May was still holed up in the bathroom, delicately applying her make-up. Skyla had had nothing to do but wait, and she detested waiting. Roaming the house out of boredom, she noticed that a family knickknack was thirty-six degrees off center on the kitchen shelf. She tried to ignore it, but after a few minutes of restraint, she leapt forward to adjust it into perfect position.
Then Skyla noticed a stain on the wall. Applesauce. She quickly wet a rag at the kitchen sink, then scrubbed the stain until the wall sparkled.
Then Skyla noticed a scuff on the floor. And a crack in the paint. One of the burners on the kitchen stove was rusty.
So many imperfections.
Really, the old house could really do with a proper sweeping and mopping. And a deep scrubbing. And a new coat of paint. But...that was none of her business. This was Magnolia's house, and Skyla was just a guest.
Skyla sat still, trying not to look at all the imperfections. Her skin began to crawl.
.....Surely Magnolia wouldn't mind if Skyla picked up a mop and bucket and did just a little tidying up? Just a teeny bit.
Five minutes later, Skyla was carefully slopping a mop across the kitchen floor. She might be a princess, but she loved cleaning. The new gleam of the wet kitchen floor, and the harsh chemical smell of her bottle of cleanser, brought a comfort that nothing else could. It was a distraction from the anxiety, from the ever-present feelings of bitter, bitter lonelines-
"Hoo doggy!" A loud, melodious voice suddenly rang out. The kitchen door flew open, and in stepped the biggest pony Skyla had ever seen. Her hoofsteps shook the china in the kitchen cabinets, and she dripped rain and fresh mud all over the formerly pristine kitchen floor. Skyla froze, clutching her mop.
"Well butter my flank and call me a biscuit!" The newcomer flashed a megawatt smile at Skyla, so bright that the princess squinted. "Not everyday I come home and find a stranger cleanin' the house! Tell ya what, if you're a bandit tryin' to rob us, you sure ain't doin' it right, miss."
Skyla frowned. Everything about this mare was wrong. She was gargantuan. She was loud, her laugh ringing in Skyla's ears like church bells. She was covered in dirt and mud, and straw stuck out from her mane, and she smelled of sweat and rain. So many terrible, glaring imperfections.
She was the most gorgeous pony that Skyla had ever seen.
Sweet fucking Celestia, look at those MUSCLES-
No! Skyla took all her head. Look at all that mud! She's filthy! But at the same time, Skyla couldn't help but notice the hard muscles shifting under her peach pink pelt, or her warm, inviting smile, or her bright green eyes, like sunlight on grass....
"I...I'd like t-to-" Skyla tried, stammering. The giant mare peered down at her curiously.
I'd like to climb you like a damned tree.
"-draw you a bath!" Skyla said, a little too loud. "You're uh, covered in m-mud, Miss....?"
"Keen." The pony answered brightly. "I'm Peachy Keen! And it's awful sweet of ya to offer, sugarcube, but a lil mud never hurt anypony. I don't mind bein' a dirty girl for just a little bit longer." And she winked.
Skyla flushed crimson, and for the very first time in her life, her wings snapped open, completely involuntarily, in an awful, honest-to-Celestia wingbo-
Control yourself! You are a princess, not some lust-driven beast! Fold those wings before you put somepony's eye out!
"Are you a friend of Maggie's, miss? Confound her, it ain't right to have a guest waitin' around while she primps and preens in the bathroom!" Peachy's muzzle scrunched up irritably, and Skyla found it oddly adorable. "The least I can do is feed ya. You cleaned the kitchen somethin' fierce, you did. You like cobbler, hon?" Peachy smiled.
"Oh, er-no, no thank you, I'm really not very hungry-"
"Shoot, you ain't gotta be hungry to enjoy dessert!" Peachy laughed, a warm and wonderful sound. "Now here-I've got a fresh one in the oven-"
The mare yanked open the kitchen stove, and pulled out a bubbling peach cobbler. With unhurried ease, she cut a piece for Skyla and dumped it onto an old chipped plate. The piece of cobbler was an uneven golden brown, with bits of the crust flaking off in crumbled mess, and the gooey golden peaches in the core spilling out sloppily.
Skyla cringed, biting her lip. She was used to flawless, artisan meals prepared by the Crystal Empire's finest chefs. This....this cobbler was a sloppy, gooey mess. Disgustingly imperfect.
Skyla forced a wobbly smile for her host. It would be r-rude to spurn somepony's....home-cooked slop. Trembling only minimally, she lifted her fork, and took a microscopic bite.
Her wings burst open again.
It was though all of heaven and earth and silky, juicy, peachy perfection had twisted together into a beautiful, magnificent rainbow of flavor on her tongue. It was all she could do not to moan, honestly.
Oh sweet fucking HEAVENS-
All princess dining etiquette flew out the window. Skyla flung her fork away, lifted the plate to her muzzle, and began wolfing the dessert down like a starving stallion.
"Whoa, hey now, shug!" Peachy stretched out a concerned hoof, "Easy does it! You'll give yourself a bellyache if you eat like that-if you're that hungry, I can just give you the whole thing to take with you-"
"Thank you." Skyla was breathing hard, and her muzzle was a mess of crumbs and peaches. Her plate was empty. "That was...I didn't even know food could taste like that good-" She gave a small, goofy smile. "Celestia above. My compliments to the chef, Miss Keen."
Peachy blushed, and held up a hoof to hide her red face. "Golly! I always figured my cookin' wasn't up to Auntie Applejack's quality-"
"It was amazing." Skyla asserted. She moved Peachy's hoof out of her face. "Utterly amazing. You are amazing." She said intently, and Peachy's cheeks reddened further while her eyes went wider.
"Aww, gee, you...y-you sweet talker-"
"You wouldn't happen to have a "kiss the cook" apron, would you?" Skyla said playfully. "Because after tasting that, I honestly might-"
Peachy Keen blinked innocently. "I dunno if that'd be the best idea right now, what with me all covered in muck..."
"Well, what was it you said before?" Skyla was feeling brave. "....'I don't mind being a dirty girl'?"
That earned her a deeper blush, and Peachy giggled happily, if a little nervously. "Landsakes! You're an absolute charmer, Miss...?"
"Princess!" Magnolia May suddenly appeared in the kitchen doorway, interrupting Skyla. "Whatever have you been up to, darling? Have you been....cleaning?" She looked with horror at Skyla's mop, then her eyes landed upon the peach cobbler. "Peachy-" Magnolia whirled upon her cousin, yipping like a tiny terrier. "How dare you insult the Crystal Princess' refined palette with your country bumpkin slop?"
"Crystal...Princess?" Peachy looked to Skyla, before her eyes went wide in terrified recognition, and she knelt into a clumsy bow, nearly upending the kitchen table. "P-Princess Skyla-! I am so, so sorry-I'd have never offered you that mess if I'd have known you were a princess! I was just tryin' to be hospitable, I didn't mean to offend your delicate sensibilities, honest!" Peachy was nearly in tears, humiliated.
"No, no!" Skyla squawked. "No, Peachy, please, don't do this, we were having a wonderful time before, please don't treat me like some-"
Magnolia stepped in between the pair. "It doesn't matter if you meant to do it or not-you did it! 'Hospitable', honestly..." Magnolia scoffed, before grabbing Skyla's arm with surprising strength. "C'mon, your highness. We'll go somewhere more up to your standards."
"Wait-" Skyla protested, but Magnolia was dragging her away. "Peachy Keen-"
"Goodbye, your highness." Peachy Keen said quietly, looking down at the floor. "Have a nice time with Magnolia."
Forget it. She's not your Prince Charming. She's just a farmer...you were foolish to have hope in the first place.
Skyla allowed herself to be hauled away. She felt a strange emptiness inside, even deeper than the kind that usually ate at her heart. Madly, to fight it off, she thought off all Peachy Keen's imperfections. Her scruffy, mud-splattered coat. Her messy mane. Her silly accent and odd euphemisms. Her enormous hooves with shaggy, unkempt fetlocks. Her enormous, clumsy body.
That gorgeous smile.
She found herself thinking of the peach cobbler, and how things could look and seem imperfect, but actually be amazing, not in spite of their flaws, but because of them. This was true of both peaches and ponies.
The thought of Peachy Keen made Skyla's chest feel tight and happy and sad all at once, so she pushed the feelings deep down, forced a smile, and tried to enjoy her afternoon out with Magnolia May.
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so skyla's crush is on peachy keen. Finally revealed haha. I didn't mean to make it this big secret for so long but I had trouble thinking of an entertaining way to reveal it. hope ya'll like
skyla is super mega gay for peachy keen but has angst about peachy not being the 'prince charming' skyla expected. peachy has angst about not measuring up enough for a princess
Her best Ponyville mane stylist, Magnolia May, had spotted a lone grey hair in Skyla's sleek mane and nearly fainted in horror. Magnolia had demanded that the princess take an immediate spa day to combat the stress of ruling, and to ward away any more dreadful early grey hairs. It had taken all of Skyla's willpower to take a one day vacation from princess duty and humor her friend with a spa trip together.
But an hour had gone by, and Magnolia May was still holed up in the bathroom, delicately applying her make-up. Skyla had had nothing to do but wait, and she detested waiting. Roaming the house out of boredom, she noticed that a family knickknack was thirty-six degrees off center on the kitchen shelf. She tried to ignore it, but after a few minutes of restraint, she leapt forward to adjust it into perfect position.
Then Skyla noticed a stain on the wall. Applesauce. She quickly wet a rag at the kitchen sink, then scrubbed the stain until the wall sparkled.
Then Skyla noticed a scuff on the floor. And a crack in the paint. One of the burners on the kitchen stove was rusty.
So many imperfections.
Really, the old house could really do with a proper sweeping and mopping. And a deep scrubbing. And a new coat of paint. But...that was none of her business. This was Magnolia's house, and Skyla was just a guest.
Skyla sat still, trying not to look at all the imperfections. Her skin began to crawl.
.....Surely Magnolia wouldn't mind if Skyla picked up a mop and bucket and did just a little tidying up? Just a teeny bit.
Five minutes later, Skyla was carefully slopping a mop across the kitchen floor. She might be a princess, but she loved cleaning. The new gleam of the wet kitchen floor, and the harsh chemical smell of her bottle of cleanser, brought a comfort that nothing else could. It was a distraction from the anxiety, from the ever-present feelings of bitter, bitter lonelines-
"Hoo doggy!" A loud, melodious voice suddenly rang out. The kitchen door flew open, and in stepped the biggest pony Skyla had ever seen. Her hoofsteps shook the china in the kitchen cabinets, and she dripped rain and fresh mud all over the formerly pristine kitchen floor. Skyla froze, clutching her mop.
"Well butter my flank and call me a biscuit!" The newcomer flashed a megawatt smile at Skyla, so bright that the princess squinted. "Not everyday I come home and find a stranger cleanin' the house! Tell ya what, if you're a bandit tryin' to rob us, you sure ain't doin' it right, miss."
Skyla frowned. Everything about this mare was wrong. She was gargantuan. She was loud, her laugh ringing in Skyla's ears like church bells. She was covered in dirt and mud, and straw stuck out from her mane, and she smelled of sweat and rain. So many terrible, glaring imperfections.
She was the most gorgeous pony that Skyla had ever seen.
Sweet fucking Celestia, look at those MUSCLES-
No! Skyla took all her head. Look at all that mud! She's filthy! But at the same time, Skyla couldn't help but notice the hard muscles shifting under her peach pink pelt, or her warm, inviting smile, or her bright green eyes, like sunlight on grass....
"I...I'd like t-to-" Skyla tried, stammering. The giant mare peered down at her curiously.
I'd like to climb you like a damned tree.
"-draw you a bath!" Skyla said, a little too loud. "You're uh, covered in m-mud, Miss....?"
"Keen." The pony answered brightly. "I'm Peachy Keen! And it's awful sweet of ya to offer, sugarcube, but a lil mud never hurt anypony. I don't mind bein' a dirty girl for just a little bit longer." And she winked.
Skyla flushed crimson, and for the very first time in her life, her wings snapped open, completely involuntarily, in an awful, honest-to-Celestia wingbo-
Control yourself! You are a princess, not some lust-driven beast! Fold those wings before you put somepony's eye out!
"Are you a friend of Maggie's, miss? Confound her, it ain't right to have a guest waitin' around while she primps and preens in the bathroom!" Peachy's muzzle scrunched up irritably, and Skyla found it oddly adorable. "The least I can do is feed ya. You cleaned the kitchen somethin' fierce, you did. You like cobbler, hon?" Peachy smiled.
"Oh, er-no, no thank you, I'm really not very hungry-"
"Shoot, you ain't gotta be hungry to enjoy dessert!" Peachy laughed, a warm and wonderful sound. "Now here-I've got a fresh one in the oven-"
The mare yanked open the kitchen stove, and pulled out a bubbling peach cobbler. With unhurried ease, she cut a piece for Skyla and dumped it onto an old chipped plate. The piece of cobbler was an uneven golden brown, with bits of the crust flaking off in crumbled mess, and the gooey golden peaches in the core spilling out sloppily.
Skyla cringed, biting her lip. She was used to flawless, artisan meals prepared by the Crystal Empire's finest chefs. This....this cobbler was a sloppy, gooey mess. Disgustingly imperfect.
Skyla forced a wobbly smile for her host. It would be r-rude to spurn somepony's....home-cooked slop. Trembling only minimally, she lifted her fork, and took a microscopic bite.
Her wings burst open again.
It was though all of heaven and earth and silky, juicy, peachy perfection had twisted together into a beautiful, magnificent rainbow of flavor on her tongue. It was all she could do not to moan, honestly.
Oh sweet fucking HEAVENS-
All princess dining etiquette flew out the window. Skyla flung her fork away, lifted the plate to her muzzle, and began wolfing the dessert down like a starving stallion.
"Whoa, hey now, shug!" Peachy stretched out a concerned hoof, "Easy does it! You'll give yourself a bellyache if you eat like that-if you're that hungry, I can just give you the whole thing to take with you-"
"Thank you." Skyla was breathing hard, and her muzzle was a mess of crumbs and peaches. Her plate was empty. "That was...I didn't even know food could taste like that good-" She gave a small, goofy smile. "Celestia above. My compliments to the chef, Miss Keen."
Peachy blushed, and held up a hoof to hide her red face. "Golly! I always figured my cookin' wasn't up to Auntie Applejack's quality-"
"It was amazing." Skyla asserted. She moved Peachy's hoof out of her face. "Utterly amazing. You are amazing." She said intently, and Peachy's cheeks reddened further while her eyes went wider.
"Aww, gee, you...y-you sweet talker-"
"You wouldn't happen to have a "kiss the cook" apron, would you?" Skyla said playfully. "Because after tasting that, I honestly might-"
Peachy Keen blinked innocently. "I dunno if that'd be the best idea right now, what with me all covered in muck..."
"Well, what was it you said before?" Skyla was feeling brave. "....'I don't mind being a dirty girl'?"
That earned her a deeper blush, and Peachy giggled happily, if a little nervously. "Landsakes! You're an absolute charmer, Miss...?"
"Princess!" Magnolia May suddenly appeared in the kitchen doorway, interrupting Skyla. "Whatever have you been up to, darling? Have you been....cleaning?" She looked with horror at Skyla's mop, then her eyes landed upon the peach cobbler. "Peachy-" Magnolia whirled upon her cousin, yipping like a tiny terrier. "How dare you insult the Crystal Princess' refined palette with your country bumpkin slop?"
"Crystal...Princess?" Peachy looked to Skyla, before her eyes went wide in terrified recognition, and she knelt into a clumsy bow, nearly upending the kitchen table. "P-Princess Skyla-! I am so, so sorry-I'd have never offered you that mess if I'd have known you were a princess! I was just tryin' to be hospitable, I didn't mean to offend your delicate sensibilities, honest!" Peachy was nearly in tears, humiliated.
"No, no!" Skyla squawked. "No, Peachy, please, don't do this, we were having a wonderful time before, please don't treat me like some-"
Magnolia stepped in between the pair. "It doesn't matter if you meant to do it or not-you did it! 'Hospitable', honestly..." Magnolia scoffed, before grabbing Skyla's arm with surprising strength. "C'mon, your highness. We'll go somewhere more up to your standards."
"Wait-" Skyla protested, but Magnolia was dragging her away. "Peachy Keen-"
"Goodbye, your highness." Peachy Keen said quietly, looking down at the floor. "Have a nice time with Magnolia."
Forget it. She's not your Prince Charming. She's just a farmer...you were foolish to have hope in the first place.
Skyla allowed herself to be hauled away. She felt a strange emptiness inside, even deeper than the kind that usually ate at her heart. Madly, to fight it off, she thought off all Peachy Keen's imperfections. Her scruffy, mud-splattered coat. Her messy mane. Her silly accent and odd euphemisms. Her enormous hooves with shaggy, unkempt fetlocks. Her enormous, clumsy body.
That gorgeous smile.
She found herself thinking of the peach cobbler, and how things could look and seem imperfect, but actually be amazing, not in spite of their flaws, but because of them. This was true of both peaches and ponies.
The thought of Peachy Keen made Skyla's chest feel tight and happy and sad all at once, so she pushed the feelings deep down, forced a smile, and tried to enjoy her afternoon out with Magnolia May.
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so skyla's crush is on peachy keen. Finally revealed haha. I didn't mean to make it this big secret for so long but I had trouble thinking of an entertaining way to reveal it. hope ya'll like
skyla is super mega gay for peachy keen but has angst about peachy not being the 'prince charming' skyla expected. peachy has angst about not measuring up enough for a princess
Don't waste your time reading it, it's just shitty fanfiction. What caught my eye was the completely unrelated picture that this accompanied. Do you know how you 2000+ people to read your dumb stories?
says it's just mud but let's be real here
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Might not be DeviantArt, but...
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I will never get tired of this image. Something about the way its drawn really makes it all the better. I feel like the best parody art is the art that demands to be taken seriously on some level.
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So... someone who recently joined made this journal.
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The best character ever:
Tootsie Bear
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Wait... What is even happening in these images? Is this some "fetish" I haven't heard about before. Who in the world spends possibly hours of their life drawing these images.
GiantSpiderInvasion
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Honestly, I don't get it either.
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Sometimes i feel like their doing it to fuck with us
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Someone make this into a shirt, please
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Looks like she's going to explode.
It's those detailed stretch marks that make this.