Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%

  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%

  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%

  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%

  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%

  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%
  • Total voters
    5,576
Sneedmiser said:
I'm sure I'm late, but according to the 4chan mod IRC via the sharty and some screencaps, so don't take it as gospel, but it will be 2-3 weeks until 4chan is back online. That amount of time will be devastating.
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Yeah they will probably do something drastic like talk to people who aren't on the internet.
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Sneedmiser said:
I'm sure I'm late, but according to the 4chan mod IRC via the sharty and some screencaps, so don't take it as gospel, but it will be 2-3 weeks until 4chan is back online. That amount of time will be devastating.
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It would take a *well-maintained* website weeks to reinstall its whole system (FreeBSD 10.1 -> 14.2 or ideally -> Linux), identify every vulnerability in its now-exposed source code and patch them (4chan's tranny developers are inept and couldn't do this even in a very maintainable source code, let alone their extremely poorly written monolithic .php files) and replace the members of staff who will now undoubtedly resign (good luck finding new ones). Not to mention how extremely lazy and slow-working 4chan staff normally is (routine maintenance takes down the site for 10 hours at a time).

It will take them MONTHS. And once those retards realize it will take months AT THE MINIMUM, they will give up. The only hope is hiroshimoot coughing up some money for new developers, but I doubt he cares about his drunk purchase enough to do that.
 
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Hand Banana said:
Rate the art of the /ic/ jannies

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The other 3 deleted, sadly. But considering the other two jannies work we can assume they are also either degenerate furfaggots or loliggers
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I could only find a shitter in Chinese, dunno if its them.
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Bezdommy more like BESTdommy!!! (kill me now)
 
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Based4Channeler said:
Hey I'm from 4chan and came over here while things get rectified. Kiwi is cringe and gives me heavier incel vibes, not to mention the fact that this place seems also more smug. What the fuck are you smug are you guys so smug about? You fucking avatar losers. Anyways, fuck all of you. Maybe one day you'll get some head or your asshole licked and then you can be less miserable. Later.
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Please saar redeem my fat cock into your smug mouth holster now bitch.
 
COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST said:
Gamergate did more to rip the mask off 4chan's jannies than anything else. For me the big indicator of a newfag who wasn't actually around during 4chan's heyday is insisting the 2016 election is when all hope was lost. It certainly didn't help, but by 2014 the userbase had a huge sense of distrust with the jannies that would never be repaired.
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dude if you weren't around in 2014 you have no idea how radically damaging this was to 4chan.

to summarize: some fat whore who published a shitty power point presentation she called a video game, fucked 5 different video game reviewers, she won nominations for indie game awards, and when people called this out the 4chan jannies nuked any mention of it. it is the entire reason 8chan took off. it was later revealed that moot was a personal friend of one of the anti-GG women, maybe even Zoe herself.

if you read the Wikipedia article about GamerGate you will see the common parlance of lying wiki snakes all over it, like "discredited conspiracy theory" regarding her pay for play, but there is no doubt about it that she did fuck those 5 guys, there's no doubt about it that they worked for game review companies, and there's no doubt that she received nominations for a "game" that amounted to a choose-your-own adventure book about being too depressed to do fucking anything.

this event was not just a crack in the foundation for 4chan, it basically drove thousands of disgruntled young men to a website whose top two boards were /v/ and /pol/, and the /pol/ on 8chan was explicitly neo-nazi aligned. those people developed a massive distrust in all forms of traditional media and tech power structures and that permeated throughout american culture.

it was basically an eye-opener for everyone on 4chan walking through life asleep during Obama's second term. if the media was willing to collude together to cover up something as stupid, petty, and inconsequential as Zoe Quinn sucking cock for game reviews, what else were they lying about? Climate Change? 9/11?? The Holocaust???
 
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