Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Checking in on Kevin...

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TOTAL JANNY UPRISING

ON FUCKING TOY FORUMS

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING :story:
 
I know in these difficult times, the one thing that would make everything better is if every online discussion possible-- from collecting children's toys to knitting circles to home repairs-- turns into the same defeatist anti trump doom posting that has overtaken all the major social media platforms.

The thing that might just turn around the current trajectory of the west is marching into the transformers mega thread to remind everyone in it trying to talk about transformers that they're no better than nazis.
 
The thing that might just turn around the current trajectory of the west is marching into the transformers mega thread to remind everyone in it trying to talk about transformers that they're no better than nazis.
There can be "no ethical consumption under capitalism," and therefore Kevin feels fine posting screenshots of the receipts for $60 toys right before he reblogs some furry troon's e-beg so they don't get evicted.

However, it is not allowed, per Kevin, to have discussion about anything but Trump.

Spending money on plastic tat is the untouchable, holiest of freedoms for Kevin.

Is there a name for this philosophy?
 
There can be "no ethical consumption under capitalism," and therefore Kevin feels fine posting screenshots of the receipts for $60 toys right before he reblogs some furry troon's e-beg so they don't get evicted.

However, it is not allowed, per Kevin, to have discussion about anything but Trump.

Spending money on plastic tat is the untouchable, holiest of freedoms for Kevin.

Is there a name for this philosophy?

Postmodern arrested development based excessive consumerism?

To make that into a single word like “antidisestablishamenterianism”;
Pomoarrestdevelopexcessconsumerism?
 
His use of "goddess" in place of the typical "God" is easily one of his most irritating habits. It's so masturbatory.
Not to mention a telltale sign of Gen X/older Millenial neopagans and euphoric neckbeards (also "Gods" instead of "God").

As usual, Kevin makes a few revealing comments in his torrents of posts.

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This post really encapsulates the mentality Kevin and so many other troons have towards transitioning. A lot of them are clearly just losers who've convinced themselves that transforming into a "female" version of themselves will make them stop being losers, but they don't want to exert any sort of effort to improve their situation. They just want a magic bullet solution to all their problems, which is why they obsess about surgeries so much – just go under the knife for a bit, and wake up a new you! Likewise with hormones: once you've got the prescription, you don't have to do anything other than take them regularly and passively wait for the titty skittles to work their magic. Anything that takes sustained active effort is anathema to them, even things that would theoretically help them pass better and alleviate their dysphoria, like voice training.

It's rather like the just-take-Ozempic approach to losing weight, rather than gradually transforming yourself by changing your diet and exercise habits. No effort, comparatively instant gratification. No wonder the surgeries are Kevin's "favorite parts".

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Guess he's no longer as proud of his "big girl" voice he used to tell off uppity cis women with.

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Am I mistaken, or is the first time he's admitted that his need for revision was entirely due to his own laziness in not keeping up with his dilation schedule? I know he's tiptoed around the subject before, but I don't remember him coming out and owning up to it so frankly.

Cartoonist Greg "Mae" Dean.
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Kind of amused to see him openly acknowledging the online tranny donation circlejerk.
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Also, I'm shocked, shocked I say, to learn that a 40-something later-in-life tranny webcomic artist is unemployed and incapable of paying the rent. Looks like that trans joy is really working out for "Mae" Dean.
 
The hilarity of him admitting his perfectly nonfunctional flesh tube has a scar tissue bottleneck somewhere in there that blocks access to the whole thing except by inflatable dildo followed by crab-bucket mentality encouragement for others to get the chop will never get old for me.
The fact that he publicly finds silver linings in his failures is almost inspiring. If I had elective surgery that went catastrophic, I don't think I'd be on twitter celebrating someone else finding my old medical equipment in my own house even if it did help my problems. Also I have to wonder if he'll take the easy road and avoid properly dilating the presumably uncomfortable scar tissue now that he found something that pushes past to the end and dilates the easy areas. I'd laugh if his tube ends up permanently like this
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Wow, Keffals actually had a good idea. Too bad almost no trannies who might benefit from it, like Kevin, would ever willingly go through with it.

Jesse Singal.
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It will never stop being hilarious to me watching terminally online trannies in general, and doomspirals-when-blocked-by-complete-strangers Kevin in particular, trying to be intimidating.

I'm not holding my breath given the tranny hugbox that Bluesky has become, but I do wonder how long it would take Kevin to have a complete nervous breakdown if his account got suspended for coded incitement of violence or whatever.
 
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It will never stop being hilarious to me watching terminally online trannies in general, and doomspirals-when-blocked-by-complete-strangers Kevin in particular, trying to be intimidating.

I'm not holding my breath given the tranny hugbox that Bluesky has become, but I do wonder how long it would take Kevin to have a complete nervous breakdown if his account got suspended for coded incitement of violence or whatever.
So, does this mean we can execute all of the "doctors" who encouraged people to fuck up their bodies with experimental "science" when Trump becomes dictator for life?
 
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