Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

"Even though nothing I did was out of spite or malice." There we go, he thinks people should accept what he does and says and ignore all of it because he wasn't trying to be mean or rude when doing it.

Yup, just continues to keep telling on himself, proving that he doesn't understand why he was wrong and that he doesn't feel any remorse that isn't caused by the consequences alone. As if there are no other reasons why people do fucked up shit besides spite or malice. How about complete self-interest and narcissism, Cheebs? How about sexual gratification and/or desperation, Adam? How about attention whoring mixed with an inability to read the room?

There are plenty of reasons why people do things that make others uncomfortable and the fact that they are not all spiteful or malicious doesn't make the actions any less real or abhorrent.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

When you think about it, Cheebs and Moomoo would be ideal for eachother.

They're both fat, arrested-development weebs who think they deserve the world for doing the bare fucking minimum and if you're upset by their sexual improprieties or general psychopathy, that's just a you problem because they didn't mean to cause offence.

If they say they're reborn and the old person has been overwritten, you basically need to shut the fuck up about their past behaviour.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Chibi is not rich enough for moo.

 

[Oliver Onions]

"Even though nothing I did was out of spite or malice." There we go, he thinks people should accept what he does and says and ignore all of it because he wasn't trying to be mean or rude when doing it.

"I ERP'd with those minors with pure intentions!"

 

[Zane Flynt]

"Even though nothing I did was out of spite or malice." There we go, he thinks people should accept what he does and says and ignore all of it because he wasn't trying to be mean or rude when doing it.

I would really prefer if he would be quiet.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Chibi is not rich enough for moo.

If they both had realistic expectations, they could both be very happy together.

If Cheebs sacrificed lusting after children and Moomoo sacrificed lusting after disposable income that'd make an investment banker furrow their brow, they could both enjoy their shared interests and treat the relationship transactionally as they are wont to do.

Moomoo could make the pussy banana and pussy vore a reality for him if she only came down from her ivory tower.

People are often barriers to their own happiness. Sad.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

This faggot is ALREADY planning his next Japan trip whilst in Japan and wants to operate a travel tour with 5-7 people with his true and honest Japanese skills!

 

[Wodanaz]

it would be a thousand times funnier if he tried to be a professional japanese tour guide instead of an english teacher

 

[Falcon Sebben]

it would be a thousand times funnier if he tried to be a professional japanese tour guide instead of an english teacher

Could you imagine it? Chibi Tours! See Japan through the eyes of an autist. Warning: Our tour guide likes to play dress up.

 

[the khat quaffer]

The funniest bit about that, other than saying "ohio" is that Chris is bowing like a woman.

A man is supposed to bow with his hands at his sides. A woman bows with her hands clasped in front of her. All this serves is proof that he's been a lesbian trans-woman even back then.

True, and also, a Jap teacher I had once told the class that when two people bow to each other in glorious nippon, their eyes are not supposed to meet - the eyes should be to the ground. She had a little fit because of the film The Karate Kid, where Mr. Miyagimoto-san firmly instructed Daniel that the two parties must ALWAYS look into each others' eyes when bowing. That is apparently dead wrong in real life. Fascinating if true. not really

It's maybe 10% at most. But I have to agree. If you're forced to tip then it's not a tip it should be included in the price.

The only reason you go to a hostel is because it's cheap. Not because you like it. It's like being back in college again except you're sharing a room with three other people.

You are describing gratuity for large parties. 99% of restaurants I've gone to have gratuity automatically tacked on ranging from 15-25% of the total to your bill. You don't have to tip more after that.

For all the talk of hostels, Adam could try one à la the 2005 film, Hostel. There's not one, but TWO single Jap waifus (they're cute and twins!) and at the end the white savior comes along to-- well, never mind that part.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Adam needs to go on holiday somewhere else already. How much money has he dumped going to the same country again and again now, like, 10k or something? He should go to Spain or Brazil for like a beach holiday or something, he might even get his dick wet

 

[Kanemura Miku]

Could you imagine it? Chibi Tours!

What if he leaned into it?

• All-Night Mini Golf Time (Mandatory participation)
• Satoru Iwata Memorial Concert in Kyoto
• "I Like That Jump" Bungee Jump

 

[お好み焼き]

This faggot is ALREADY planning his next Japan trip whilst in Japan and wants to operate a travel tour with 5-7 people with his true and honest Japanese skills!

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Absolutely no chance he will be able to communicate for other people. That is harder than speaking for yourself because the person expecting you to communicate for them will be using complex grammar and vocabulary. They have no idea what you can say. Most Japanese places are not really built for large groups of people. The most I would go back to Japan with is one person, but honestly I would like to go alone. Does he not realize how much Japanese people hate large tourist groups?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

True, and also, a Jap teacher I had once told the class that when two people bow to each other in glorious nippon, their eyes are not supposed to meet - the eyes should be to the ground. She had a little fit because of the film The Karate Kid, where Mr. Miyagimoto-san firmly instructed Daniel that the two parties must ALWAYS look into each others' eyes when bowing. That is apparently dead wrong in real life. Fascinating if true. not really

When you're sparring if you maintain eye contact when you bow you're telling the other party, "I don't trust you" so that's seen as rude.

Oddly enough maintaining eye contact is one of those things that is stressed in the West.

 

[Ctrl + Z]

Absolutely no chance he will be able to communicate for other people.

If he's been studying as hard as he says, I can imagine he can probably order food on someone's behalf by now or something. But yeah, he's not going to be able to translate anyone's attempt to say something like "I love the attention to detail you put into your cosplay" or "I'm a nonbinary genderfuck angelkin in a queeeplatonic polycule" or whatever weeb things his discord friends will ask him to translate

 

[you_equipped_socks]

Adam needs to go on holiday somewhere else already. How much money has he dumped going to the same country again and again now, like, 10k or something? He should go to Spain or Brazil for like a beach holiday or something, he might even get his dick wet

Chibi will likely never touch the land of any other country. Living with this idealistic version of Japan, when in reality it's just time off in a different place. He honestly has this idea that Japan is real life anime or some shit it makes me sick honestly. Ironically if he did ever visit another country he'd probably learn to appreciate Japan more or realize that every country is unique.

If he's been studying as hard as he says, I can imagine he can probably order food on someone's behalf by now or something. But yeah, he's not going to be able to translate anyone's attempt to say something like "I love the attention to detail you put into your cosplay" or "I'm a nonbinary genderfuck angelkin in a queeeplatonic polycule" or whatever weeb things his discord friends will ask him to translate

I said it many months ago too but I doubt he is even N5 level. I think he's just remembered some key phrases and *MAYBE* learned hiragana. Learning a language requires a lot of time and effort you'd imagine a speedrunner like him could do it but it isn't instant gratification.

 

[demicolon]

Can he even read a daily rag without google translate on hand?

 

[Oliver Onions]

it would be a thousand times funnier if he tried to be a professional japanese tour guide instead of an english teacher

He could be one of those ladies on the bus tours, just like in his Japanese animes!

I would unironically book a seat on a Chibi tour, just to see how badly he fucked it up.

"I Like That Jump" Bungee Jump

This but without the bungee cord.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Alright...

 

[Wodanaz]

She didn't like that jump.