Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Diggus Bickus]

Posting here real quick some notifications I got from @FakeAFClausMystery

Yes, claudio. I think I speak for everyone in this thread when I say that in fact: we all do. Because you're acting the same way you acted when you were fourteen. If you didn't, we wouldn't make fun of you for it. But you are, so we are.

This is the absolute worst description you could've given to the word "Noob". And then you defend yourself saying you're not a furry pedo and politisperg about leftists. Pray tell, why would you describe a noob as "cute and silly looking"?

...See what I mean about you acting like the child you were in middle school? All that was needed was for you to call him a noob. Oh, but that'd probably mean you're turned on by him

Pendejo sodomita.

 

[crackers breakfast]

You are seriously very retarded. I feel bad for your parents.

you are 30 years old cub enthusiasts, you are probably more retarded than anyome here

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

1. I never said I found the cat by myself, retard. Learn to read. I also said there were 2 witnesses for the pick up the injured cat. You really need to go to the hospital, your brain is just not working.

Okay. Let's pretend José is a heroin addict. He tries to hide it but he likes to post online about how much he loves heroin. One day José and his mom find a bag of heroin under the car in their driveway. Jose's dad comes out and they pick up the heroin and give it to the police.

In this story, there were two people who found the heroin. There were two witnesses who picked up the heroin.

Who's heroin do you think was in the bag that was found in front of Jose's house?

You wish. Pride comes before the fall.

I am quite proud that I never raped a cat or any other animal or person.

That's just you. I wouldn't trust you on taking care of any animal or child.

Why? Because I would take the animal or child away from you before you could rape again?

 

[Xev]

Your arguments are absolute trash. This is Claudio's retard brain: I dindu nuffin but if I did, I've changed

You tell yourself that everyone else is just as bad if not worse than you. That's just your retard coomer brain trying to justify the abnormal shit you're into. You didn't even care about your opsec because all your degen hobbies are so normalized to you, stuff like cub doesn't even register to you as odd, that is until other people pointed it out. Now you are scrambling for an excuse and it's absolutely pathetic.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

Why the fuck was I brought into this thread? Oo leave me out of it, I got my own. I don't need more.

 

[Soycast Guy]

The more you double down, the less sympathy I will have for you when some of the people here make your own thread.

Keep talking bro. Do it.

How would I even get my own thread? Where would the funny be? Dude, YOU have your own thread right now. Worry about yourself first.

Log off, or keep sperging. I don’t care.

 

[Xev]

How would I even get my own thread? Where would the funny be? Dude, YOU have your own thread right now. Worry about yourself first.

Log off, or keep sperging. I don’t care.

These cows always fail to realize a dox itself isn't enough. There has to be sufficient bovine behavior, otherwise, where's the funny? We've had kiwis identities get outted and nothing came of it because they just weren't weird enough. Hell one was a fat ass cosplayer and nope, no one cared.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

How would I even get my own thread? Where would the funny be? Dude, YOU have your own thread right now. Worry about yourself first.

Log off, or keep sperging. I don’t care.

It's funny how he thinks associating with Synth is the main reason he has a thread and not stuff like his disgusting furry cub porn, dogshit OPsec, and past history online in Latin America.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

All proof against you*.

ESL moment, Maduro-bitch.

My sentence is correct Claudio. There is a lot of evidence saying you are a retarded manchild pedophile with a fetish of a LEGO character.

 

[DickMain]

Dude him going so assmad about my PFP, asking his latinx boyfriend to lore dump to him about my PFP, then using the loredump to say that I'm a lolicon, when that wasn't even said in the first place?


I shouldn't have picked Koishi as my Touhou PFP, even when he can't see me, he's thinking about me. Rent free!

Oh it's all good, he went and said I'm going to be the next one who gets outed. Just the usual pedo 'strategy' of going "nuh uh YOU'RE the pedo, actually!"

That's what an heterosexual man would wonder about other men

lol 'heterosexual', sure. Dig yourself out of the closet, it's comfier out here.

Posting here real quick some notifications I got from @FakeAFClausMystery

Aw, lucky you. Mine are boring. Just called me gay and left a popcorn emote on a profile post of mine.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

That's what an heterosexual man would wonder about other men, Found You

Oh no. I've been called gay on the Internet! Whatever will I do? I know, I'll do what Claudio would do and start throwing a massive hissy fit, that'll really show him how unbothered I am about this!

 

[DickMain]

Oh no. I've been called gay on the Internet! Whatever will I do? I know, I'll do what Claudio would do and start throwing a massive hissy fit, that'll really show him how unbothered I am about this!

What, you're telling me you wouldn't cope with lego porn?

 

[FOUND YOU!]

What, you're telling me you wouldn't cope with lego porn?

No, that actually wasn't the first thing that came to mind, but it does remind me...

Hey @FakeAFClausMystery since I missed you while I was asleep, can you tell us how full the jar is?

 

[McSneaks]

The only thing worse than being mexican is being a gay mexican. This nigga really sucks lul

 

[Tread Miller]

asleep

When you said that, that reminded me to check what time he was sending me DMs. In my initial screenshots I had set my forum timezone as U.S. Eastern Time, so I changed my forum timezone to the Federal District / Mexico City timezone, and if he still lives there:

Spoiler: DMs in Mexico time

One of the first things Claudio did Sunday morning after I made the Starman3 message was to send me the first DM:


He didn't respond after my messages until 5 PM Mexico time, so likely after he came home from school / work (is he employed? I doubt it) and proceeded to DM me:


Then, for some reason, he either took a siesta or stayed up all night and waited until 2 AM Mexico time to respond to me:


ETA: After a proper sleep (and after I had brought up that he changed his Starman3 story) he DMed me a little before Monday noon Mexico time.


I guess he cooled off, since instead of eating his tacos, he likely spent his Monday lunch break being MATI at me in DMs



I guess his lunch break ended after the last message, since he wouldn't send me a DM until 11 PM Mexico time


He would wait until yesterday (Tuesday) noon to message me again, likely texting his Latinx boyfriend during his lunch break:


I guess his fat ass petitioned for more lunch time on Tuesdays, since he had the time to spam his stupid message about why Synthetic Man couldn't ban him at 2 PM Mexico time.


I hadn't sent these DMs yet, these are the most recent ones I got. After a long siesta, he waited until Wednesday midnight to claim some random Synthetic Man fan making fun of him is me. Is he raging so hard that he has to DM me before he goes to sleep?

TL;DR: @FakeAFClausMystery, I thought you were leaving this site forever? Stop spending your lunch breaks and late-night Synthetic Man streams DMing me and just log off, mi hermanx. Also, stop lying about being groomed by Starman3 / not raping the cat, not a good look for you.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

> This is you
> Some random YouTube chatter
Please God, I want to see Claudio schizzoing out at people in YouTube chat. It would be so funny.

 

[DickMain]

> This is you
> Some random YouTube chatter
Please God, I want to see Claudio schizzoing out at people in YouTube chat. It would be so funny.

Well given how he used to react to one-star ratings on his old content it's not an impossibility. Here's hoping he boots up a new channel. He could even have a retarded character gimmick like Alex and the clown.

 

[Tread Miller]

Here's hoping he boots up a new channel.

@FakeAFClausMystery you need to start a channel dedicated to exposing Kiwi Farmers! You're so close to finding my YouTube account, keeping looking harder in the Synthetic Man streams!

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

So, Confirmed @FakeAFClausMystery is Terminally Online. God, make DM to random Kiwi users at 2AM or 4AM

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

@FakeAFClausMystery, you should make a deboonking video going over your thread and proving how everything in it wrong like your fellow Peruvian spic @Dansburst Studios did.