Official KiwiFarms How To Talk To Women Thread - ITT: We teach spergy kiwi's how to speak with women

[Miller]

The Spectree technique: "Hey babe"

 

[Asian tech support]

I'm gonna pay Josh $200 to ban you again.

 

[Chongqing]

And I know this is hard, but be fucking positive. Notice how good it feels to be with someone positive? That's the same for other people. Be nice to be around.

This is really important.

When talking to women you don't know, keep it positive, light, and upbeat. Try to have fun and just enjoy the experience. Make it enjoyable by being positive.

Other advice:
• Be respectful and kind

• Be honest, even if it's a little embarassing or doesn't make you look great. A lot of men lie to women constantly and so being honest can be a refreshing change. For example, if you had to save up for the night out that you're currently on, so it's extra special to you and it's so nice to meet her on a special occassion, and that thought pops into your head during your conversation, you can just say that. Some women will think you're beneath them for being poor, but others will respect you for being straightforward and not hiding the truth.

• Be yourself, even if it doesn't make you look great. If you're walking with a woman and you see something high up, and you want to test your vertical leap to see if you can jump up and touch it, and it's all you can focus on and think about as you're walking by it, stop and tell her. Tell her you're just obsessed with seeing if you can jump that high, and then try it. Some women will see this as a huge turnoff, while others will enjoy it. Maybe you'll share a laugh after not reaching it, who knows.

You can't make anyone love you, and you can't make anyone like you. All you can do is be the nicest version of your true self and present that.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Ive always found that the way to a woman's heart is by overwhelming them through love bombing and then disappearing into the ether as if nothing ever happened. Really hammer your existence into their mind and then disappear

 

[bear hammer]

It was mindblowing to me once I lost the teenage and young adult sense of desperation how much more interest women showed in me despite putting in such comparatively little effort.

This. Women are more attracted to vulnerability paired with self respect than to performance or bravado. When you’re desperate or trying too hard, it signals that you don’t value yourself, that you’re seeking validation instead of connection. But when you drop that scarcity mindset and start living authentically, focusing on your purpose, and genuinely being okay whether a woman likes you or not, that’s when things change. Ironically, not caring so much often gets you what you wanted in the first place.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The Spectree technique: "Hey babe"

What is this, amateur hour? the best icebreaker is "'Sup Nigger". Hard R to show dominance.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

since I know this shit is going to derailed to hell, I will give one honest piece of advice then peace out.

If there is one thing in this world that will give any potential partner the "ick", it's desperation (and just whipping your cock out, but lets just focus on desperation first)

i know at times it can be frustrating trying to find a partner, but the last thing you want to do is try to force/pressure yourself into thinking "I NEED a girl/boyfriend RIGHT NOW!" believe me it's very obvious, it makes you seem super desperate and women can especially sniff that out easily.

That's why I always say your objective in ANY social situation should not be to find a partner, but to relax and have a good time. Being comfortable in your own skin shows confidence, and not only takes the pressure off yourself, but also the people around you. Everybody wants to have a good time, so presenting yourself as someone that can be fun, energetic, and positive is gonna make you someone that people will WANT to be around, and hell a little spontaneity never hurt, if there is something that pops up that could present an opportunity for a fun detour, don't be afraid to give it a shot. Your whole attitude should be focused on just having a fun night out, and not so focused on whether or not they will accept you as a partner, whatever happens at the end of the night, can wait til the end of the night, it shouldn't even be a thought in your head.

Having this mentality has not only helped me a lot on first dates, but has helped me attract potential partners in regular social gatherings. I've been to a party where I didn't expect anything to come of it, and ended up hitting off really well with this girl that i ended up seeing for a while.

I know I make it sound easy, and yes it does take a bit of practice at first, but remember there are very few people that are just naturally charismatic, so the rest of us gotta start somewhere and work at it until becomes more natural.

anyways, hope that helps, DUECES

 

[The Wokest]

Tell them they have a nice ass even if they don't have one

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Just be sociable lmao

 

[Althalus]

Make sure you stand in public places like community colleges and shopping malls with a large sign announcing your interest in a boyfriend-free girl (tm). If any managers or security guards confront you, make sure you become belligerent and confrontational, so that passing women can admire your bravery.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

true and honest womxn here:
please don’t ever describe yourself as a weightlifter or a cinephile. don’t major in philosophy either.

 

[Lambda Corps]

true and honest womxn here:
please don’t ever describe yourself as a weightlifter or a cinephile. don’t major in philosophy either.

Let me translate this from womanspeak and lay it on you newfags: Just act like filthy frank.

 

[Warai Otoko]

Rape them. They won't stop talking to you after.

 

[Laburnum]

Really coming out swinging with those tags there, who did Ross try and hit up?

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Paging Dr. @Lidl Drip

 

[bear hammer]

Really coming out swinging with those tags there, who did Ross try and hit up?

@mitsuba :3, it was funny at first but it progressively just got pathetic and sad.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

All I can say is don’t ask women advice on getting a GF, it’s like asking the audience how to do a magic trick.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

This guy has all the answers to all your problems.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Paging Dr. @Lidl Drip

I don't like when men talk to me.

Make sure to minimize the space between you and the female when you speak to her. This prevents her from escaping and activates her hormones. Also, make sure to breathe on her, this will turn her on.

Good tips here:

>female
>breathe on her
>video about not being creepy with a creepy ass guy in thumbnail

prison.

 

[DHugo]

Oh boy do I have some good resources for you!