Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

Well at least the recent ones aren't utter abominations like his last one - which, at time of writing, is STILL his pfp. He looked at it, saw nothing wrong with it despite the droopy right side of his face, the soyboy open-mouthed smile, and overall gormless expression it all conveys.

The gpt one looks like a Jewish lawyer but not a top notch one. Like a mid tier jewish lawyer

Jack's too inept with money to be a Jewish lawyer. Maybe a Swedish lawyer.

 

[Adamska]

That's some real Tower of Babel level sacrilege there. God what a fat Satan-worshipping idiot.

I can't wait for the fat retard to consult the AI for a biblical passage and it just feeds him a garbage take that he spews because he can't be fucked to just find the passage.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack's too inept with money to be a Jewish lawyer. Maybe a Swedish lawyer.

Let's face it, he's too inept to be a Swedish CHEF.

 

[biggacracka]

I can't wait for the fat retard to consult the AI for a biblical passage and it just feeds him a garbage take that he spews because he can't be fucked to just find the passage.

I hope the AI gives him a pro-homo fake quote

 

[the khat quaffer]

I hope the AI gives him a pro-homo fake quote

I hope Jack barks "p...pliss...Christ!" (read: please Christ) into his phone and gets Piss Christ back as a result.

He'll squint vainly at it, lick his lips and call it "gud enuff", then post it on twitter, facebook and hopefully share w/ the Megachurch this Sunday.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

mid tier jewish lawyer

Sung to the tune of Single Female Lawyer:

Mid-tier Jewish lawyer --
Jack Pack has one client!
He's kept alive in equal parts
By meat, cheese, hate and lyin'!

 

[charlesdickens]

I'm sure Tammy can cook up a law degree at Christian Central Tennessee University which will conveniently close once she "graduates"

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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The suit is great because it makes him look like he should be in a box with people crying over him. Which is prophetic, except the crying part.

The gooochi guido outfit looks like a Jewish comedian doing a a pilot episode for a smart comedy sitcom in the vein of Gaysier or Seinberg where he plays an Italian psychiatrist with a flair for style and overwears a Kiton blazer that he managed to find at a thrift store. Imagine Michael savage having a lobotomy and going into comedy

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That's some real Tower of Babel level sacrilege there. God what a fat Satan-worshipping idiot.

The funny thing is that AI is actually pretty shitty at Biblical topics, but unless you have read the primary sources in their original language(s) and/or are familiar with the history of translation fudging, you probably won’t realize that. So of course Jack, who knows nothing of the religion he claims to believe in fully, thinks AI is a great resource for Bible study.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't know if someone made a reaction video on him recently, but fatty is mad!!



Youtube advice and Jack thinks he's a big video creator








New letterbox review

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The funny thing is that AI is actually pretty shitty at Biblical topics, but unless you have read the primary sources in their original language(s) and/or are familiar with the history of translation fudging, you probably won’t realize that. So of course Jack, who knows nothing of the religion he claims to believe in fully, thinks AI is a great resource for Bible study.

Likely because the only time people google scripture is to try to appeal to authority or reason in an online hissyfit or some online preening and gloating. This forms a heuristic in the “ general online behavior of normies” data set that the AI learned from.

And if the AI was any good, it would give people exactly what they want.

I don't know if someone made a reaction video on him recently, but fatty is mad!!

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I have some thoughts on that…..someone at YouTube touched a computer and now the algo feeds Jack reaction and Jack dent videos into recommendations along with actual Jack videons.

Search for. “Googing wid jagg” or “jagg onda gosh” and you’ll see it happen. But if you search for F as in Fat it his other dumbass channels, you don’t get anything other than Jack’s earlier videos or something completely unrelated. The algo gives up and goes to a default mode. But if it’s his main channels, it serves up the stuff that led people to Jack…(he’s a lolcow that will be studied by anthropologists in 400 years)

Jack is realizing this and seething .

 

[Brutalist Poop]

Pic of fat jr

I cannot get over how trashy looking (and sounding) Jack Jr turned out. Such a stark contrast to his teenage years. For a moment it really looked like he was going to fall far from the Scalfatty mutant tree. Oh well!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I cannot get over how trashy looking (and sounding) Jack Jr turned out. Such a stark contrast to his teenage years. For a moment it really looked like he was going to fall far from the Scalfatty mutant tree. Oh well!

Not to mention Brianna and her disgusting thunder thigh ink. Imagine wanting to draw attention to those sequoias.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I cannot get over how trashy looking (and sounding) Jack Jr turned out. Such a stark contrast to his teenage years. For a moment it really looked like he was going to fall far from the Scalfatty mutant tree. Oh well!

He never stood a chance.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

I'm sure Tammy can cook up a law degree at Christian Central Tennessee University which will conveniently close once she "graduates"

Close and burn down, even! (As an ex-friend of the Scalfanis has claimed Jack told him.)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He never stood a chance.

He's pretty bad. Has a decent tone for it but terrible flow, chose the wrong track for the song's message and the lyrics are lazy

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The funny thing is that AI is actually pretty shitty at Biblical topics, but unless you have read the primary sources in their original language(s) and/or are familiar with the history of translation fudging, you probably won’t realize that. So of course Jack, who knows nothing of the religion he claims to believe in fully, thinks AI is a great resource for Bible study.

This is why those that always say the KJV bible is the most accurate always make me laugh.

He never stood a chance.

Oh my gawd, the cringe is real.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack is the kinda guy who just shits his pants mid meal and won't tell Tammy to change him until his plate is clean (and the seconds plate.)

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

new JOTG

Another Burger Wars has been declared. Now it’s RehRognbin vs Chill-eeeez.

Jack attempted to differentiate the two by customer sentiment. I think he just made it all up from a sample of size of himself and hammy (who naturally likely agreed with him)

“Joe” here, (Jack’s mandate)has got to be a Jack Dent / Ayelog. He’s gotta be from either here or discord. There is no way that Jack is hoodwinking any more locals organically.

RILLY KINDA DASTES LIKE SMASHBORGLE GAIZ BUT NOT MEET CHEATING SMASHBORGL WOW!

Also, why can’t Jack use a fucking fork if he’s going to fake his garnivore diet? Also check out his disgusting complexion. So much
dandruff in the in-car shot too. What a filthy chum bucket.

 

[Bassomatic]

Hasn't Jack don this EXACT war before? I know he loves his bottomless fries. I don't know how to google fu too well but I'm almost sure he's done this exact face off. Also I love he keeps doing the dead "war" series. I mean all his series are dead but he really thinks he can just push them into the lime light. They are two entry level sit down places and I wouldn't doubt if they use the exact same sysco stuff.