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I truly believe that without Anus that Ian would fade into total obscurity, either working normgroid job or NEET.
Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches
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Just have to document this cringe all meshed together. I really hope anus continues pretending to be a 23 year old punk rock, ripped, boss babe until she’s 40 but I really think after CC3 there’s not going to be much left for them and I don’t know how they could make it back into the creator limelight (well, Ian, Anisa was only there by proxy and only in the background until the OF disaster) unless there’s a nasty divorce and tea is spilled. That really would be the end.
Unfortunately, I think these two are going to be together for a while and they both deserve the torture. Ian was always a hypocritical, cunty, insecure, scripted pussy who shackled himself to the first woman he had sex with. And why Anisa with so many options at the time? He had no real experience with women, no father figure, she was dumb so he thought he could always control the relationship and she probably said everything he wanted to hear for a while. Then by the time the BPD starts coming out if he ever tried to leave she probably scared the pussy into staying. Then the OF stuff happened (and I’m sticking with I don’t think he ever was cool with her doing it) but dug his heels in when the internet took a collective dump on both of them because he can’t admit he made an actual wrong choice. Neither can she.
I know he hates her and his life, the only time he probably even likes her is when the internet is telling him not to because he’s so spiteful he’s going to do the opposite of the thing people he hates is telling him to do. He has to stick it to everyone that he didn’t fuck up his life and career by marrying her. And Anisa.. she just wouldn’t ever be able to find anyone better than him. They’re just going to fade away and probably divorce privately in their late 30s or early 40s when no one talks about them at all. I think Ian will eventually want to have children (he’s expressed interest) and could still marry someone semi-normal in his 40s after over a decade with anus.
Unfortunately, I think these two are going to be together for a while and they both deserve the torture. Ian was always a hypocritical, cunty, insecure, scripted pussy who shackled himself to the first woman he had sex with. And why Anisa with so many options at the time? He had no real experience with women, no father figure, she was dumb so he thought he could always control the relationship and she probably said everything he wanted to hear for a while. Then by the time the BPD starts coming out if he ever tried to leave she probably scared the pussy into staying. Then the OF stuff happened (and I’m sticking with I don’t think he ever was cool with her doing it) but dug his heels in when the internet took a collective dump on both of them because he can’t admit he made an actual wrong choice. Neither can she.
I know he hates her and his life, the only time he probably even likes her is when the internet is telling him not to because he’s so spiteful he’s going to do the opposite of the thing people he hates is telling him to do. He has to stick it to everyone that he didn’t fuck up his life and career by marrying her. And Anisa.. she just wouldn’t ever be able to find anyone better than him. They’re just going to fade away and probably divorce privately in their late 30s or early 40s when no one talks about them at all. I think Ian will eventually want to have children (he’s expressed interest) and could still marry someone semi-normal in his 40s after over a decade with anus.
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Calling it now, he's gonna do a content cop on himself. It will be a video denouncing his past content, taking jabs at himself to show how heckin' self aware he is that his videos were hurtful.
He will use it as an opportunity to advertise his shift in content to a much broader audience. He will do this in hopes of reviving his failing career by getting droves of gay dipshits from reddit to start watching him.
However none of this would be surprising, as this level of self flagellation is expected from a cuck.
He will use it as an opportunity to advertise his shift in content to a much broader audience. He will do this in hopes of reviving his failing career by getting droves of gay dipshits from reddit to start watching him.
However none of this would be surprising, as this level of self flagellation is expected from a cuck.
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This seems to be popular but it would be redundant, awkwardly repeating the joke since he didn't get the attention he wanted/needed during the first flagellation tour. I am wondering if it will be just as normal a content cop as possible on Asmon or someone. So many people he could have hit with CC videos in the years since he stopped. My money is still on Hyde.
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Pretty sure the SSRIs, cocktail of antipsychotics/antidepressants, and living with Anus has broken him to the point he can’t physically chase those squirrels and find any sliver of joy in it anymore.
There is also a 2 foot layer of dog shit in their yard that they haven’t picked up since they bought the house
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I think it'll be Ethan. He knows Sam will own him again. CC on himself would just be a snarky spin on his apology. Ethan makes the most sense, there's fresh drama and bound to be back and forth, plenty clicks.
This and the Creator Clash 3 bait-and-switch promo are the worst possible choices. Even an h3 Content Cop, Ethan's inevitable and infinitely more scathing and effective Content Nuke response included, is preferable because it would at least be what people expect and it'd get views. Making an even gayer rehash of his apology video or a Creator Clash ad would piss everyone off, which is why I'm starting to think they're very real possibilities.
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I don't think it's going to be on Elon/Trump/Some other political figure, because he has already been doing videos on those without bringing back the Content Cop title.
I'm surprised so many people think it's Asmongold, he can't really say much about him:
-Filthy cockroach? We've seen how the Jomhas live so that's not going to stick, unlike the layer of filth that covers their walls.
-Pro AI bro shit? Ian has actually been pretty pro-AI IIRC.
-Lazy reactions? Not when he's sucking off Hasan, has hoped that xQc would react to his videos, and has explicitly said he no longer agrees with his original reaction content stance.
So what's left? The lukewarm chuddy takes? That's not enough for a video, but that's assuming Ian would give a shit about making anything with substance.
And I don't think it's a CC3 advertisement either. That would make too much sense. They've done fuck all advertisement for it at this point and have basically avoided the main channel like the plague to talk about it, and this has been a consistent issue since CC2. They don't know how to advertise at all.
No, my very late predictions are some pretty unpopular picks:
-H3H3
Would it be smarter for him to just shut the fuck up about this completely? Yes, but we must remember this is Ian Jomha we're talking about. The king of making bizarre decisions that do nothing but further tank his reputation. The bridge is pretty much burnt at this point, and they definitely want to get chummier with Hasan and co, and H3H3 has sort of taken the Content Cop format with his Content Nuke videos and so it kind of makes sense.
There's H3H3 staff on his event and everyone thinks it's a retarded idea? Doesn't matter, don't fuckin tell him what to do bish. The JomhaMALE will never back down!
My one issue with this is that, while I initially thought it was a late and dead enough topic for him, someone in the thread said that it's probably not late enough for him to re-dig this drama up yet.
-Kiwifarms
Yes, hear me out:
Anisa has very, very blatantly been reading this thread. She's hardly trying to hide it. Did no one catch how she correctly called the shrimp monstrosity summer rolls, when she initially called them spring rolls, and people here made fun of her because they obviously weren't spring rolls? The only way Ian is going to bring back an old format is if Anisa pushes him to do it at this point, just like how Legit Food Review (and I think Bad Unboxing?) being brought back was her idea. I think she's been screaming at him now more than ever (or maybe at least not since the LolcowFarms days) that the Kiwi haters are making fun of her shitty food and how she's out of his league and is ugly and how he needs to do something, and frankly a few pages back people were a-logging really hard and going full mutt's law and writing to her directly (IIRC the Chris Chan board has a rule to not write posts as if Chris will read them-- I can see why). This could be perfect pickings to show how dErAnGeD and ObSsEsED the incels are. I really think there's a possibility that it's going to be "pls stop calling my wife ugly guys, she's just trying to exist".
Utterly retarded idea? Yes, but always keep in mind you're dealing with a stubborn autist here.
And one that I think has only been suggested once, BigBunjeeeeee:
Consider the circumstances of the Sam Hyde doc.
Ian thought he was kicking a washed-up loser while he was down. Sam Hyde was largely out of the public eye, making paywalled content on Gum Road. That's why he even tried to fuck with Sam (and because he was angry at le chuds for making fun of his whore wife and decided to project his rage onto him). Going after the guy who put 3 excellent videos on him after his channel gets nuked is very on-brand for nu-Ian, I would think.
Speaking of Sam Hyde, I originally wrote it off, even with the date being a funny coincidence. But, people saying that Sam Hyde has kept his word of not talking about them are wrong. Sam has mentioned iDubbbz at least as recently as his appearance on the Matan podcast which I linked in this thread, and I want to say there's been another instance but I'm not sure.
Ian is single-handedly responsible for bringing Sam Hyde back into the spotlight, I really think this. If I was him that would keep me up at night. Some might say that he wouldn't dare to fuck with Hyde again after such a severe mind rape, but again, he is retarded. If he knows about Macky now, I can see him attempting to put the genie back in the bottle and "redeem himself" in a way the chuds will totally hate. Even releasing this in lieu of the CC3 documentary kind of makes sense. What was the one big controversy for CC1? Sam Hyde getting banned from the event. It even ties nicely together with the theory that Sam sparring him under the bridge is what pushed him into boxing in the first place.
But, something I need to keep in mind is that the Jomhas always manage to surprise me. I could keep theorising and they would do the direct opposite of my predictions. So, even though I wrote off the CC3 ad, maybe it is that. The more I think about Bunjeee's theory the more it makes sense. The cancelled documentary was never cancelled and this shitty bait-and-switch was always the plan? It would frustrate and disappoint a lot of people, it's a scummy tactic, and it's a very retarded way to advertise, to miss so many opportunities and then deicide to drop one video on it incredibly close to the date after they've pissed and shat (mostly shat) everywhere. So it's on-brand for Ian.
It's been close to a decade since I've been excited for a new Ian upload, it's almost nostalgic. My only regret is that it falls on the one day this week where I'm busy
. He's sure shown me!
I'm surprised so many people think it's Asmongold, he can't really say much about him:
-Filthy cockroach? We've seen how the Jomhas live so that's not going to stick, unlike the layer of filth that covers their walls.
-Pro AI bro shit? Ian has actually been pretty pro-AI IIRC.
-Lazy reactions? Not when he's sucking off Hasan, has hoped that xQc would react to his videos, and has explicitly said he no longer agrees with his original reaction content stance.
So what's left? The lukewarm chuddy takes? That's not enough for a video, but that's assuming Ian would give a shit about making anything with substance.
And I don't think it's a CC3 advertisement either. That would make too much sense. They've done fuck all advertisement for it at this point and have basically avoided the main channel like the plague to talk about it, and this has been a consistent issue since CC2. They don't know how to advertise at all.
No, my very late predictions are some pretty unpopular picks:
-H3H3
Would it be smarter for him to just shut the fuck up about this completely? Yes, but we must remember this is Ian Jomha we're talking about. The king of making bizarre decisions that do nothing but further tank his reputation. The bridge is pretty much burnt at this point, and they definitely want to get chummier with Hasan and co, and H3H3 has sort of taken the Content Cop format with his Content Nuke videos and so it kind of makes sense.
There's H3H3 staff on his event and everyone thinks it's a retarded idea? Doesn't matter, don't fuckin tell him what to do bish. The JomhaMALE will never back down!
My one issue with this is that, while I initially thought it was a late and dead enough topic for him, someone in the thread said that it's probably not late enough for him to re-dig this drama up yet.
-Kiwifarms
Yes, hear me out:
Anisa has very, very blatantly been reading this thread. She's hardly trying to hide it. Did no one catch how she correctly called the shrimp monstrosity summer rolls, when she initially called them spring rolls, and people here made fun of her because they obviously weren't spring rolls? The only way Ian is going to bring back an old format is if Anisa pushes him to do it at this point, just like how Legit Food Review (and I think Bad Unboxing?) being brought back was her idea. I think she's been screaming at him now more than ever (or maybe at least not since the LolcowFarms days) that the Kiwi haters are making fun of her shitty food and how she's out of his league and is ugly and how he needs to do something, and frankly a few pages back people were a-logging really hard and going full mutt's law and writing to her directly (IIRC the Chris Chan board has a rule to not write posts as if Chris will read them-- I can see why). This could be perfect pickings to show how dErAnGeD and ObSsEsED the incels are. I really think there's a possibility that it's going to be "pls stop calling my wife ugly guys, she's just trying to exist".
Utterly retarded idea? Yes, but always keep in mind you're dealing with a stubborn autist here.
And one that I think has only been suggested once, BigBunjeeeeee:
Consider the circumstances of the Sam Hyde doc.
Ian thought he was kicking a washed-up loser while he was down. Sam Hyde was largely out of the public eye, making paywalled content on Gum Road. That's why he even tried to fuck with Sam (and because he was angry at le chuds for making fun of his whore wife and decided to project his rage onto him). Going after the guy who put 3 excellent videos on him after his channel gets nuked is very on-brand for nu-Ian, I would think.
Speaking of Sam Hyde, I originally wrote it off, even with the date being a funny coincidence. But, people saying that Sam Hyde has kept his word of not talking about them are wrong. Sam has mentioned iDubbbz at least as recently as his appearance on the Matan podcast which I linked in this thread, and I want to say there's been another instance but I'm not sure.
Ian is single-handedly responsible for bringing Sam Hyde back into the spotlight, I really think this. If I was him that would keep me up at night. Some might say that he wouldn't dare to fuck with Hyde again after such a severe mind rape, but again, he is retarded. If he knows about Macky now, I can see him attempting to put the genie back in the bottle and "redeem himself" in a way the chuds will totally hate. Even releasing this in lieu of the CC3 documentary kind of makes sense. What was the one big controversy for CC1? Sam Hyde getting banned from the event. It even ties nicely together with the theory that Sam sparring him under the bridge is what pushed him into boxing in the first place.
But, something I need to keep in mind is that the Jomhas always manage to surprise me. I could keep theorising and they would do the direct opposite of my predictions. So, even though I wrote off the CC3 ad, maybe it is that. The more I think about Bunjeee's theory the more it makes sense. The cancelled documentary was never cancelled and this shitty bait-and-switch was always the plan? It would frustrate and disappoint a lot of people, it's a scummy tactic, and it's a very retarded way to advertise, to miss so many opportunities and then deicide to drop one video on it incredibly close to the date after they've pissed and shat (mostly shat) everywhere. So it's on-brand for Ian.
It's been close to a decade since I've been excited for a new Ian upload, it's almost nostalgic. My only regret is that it falls on the one day this week where I'm busy
. He's sure shown me!
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Okay it's past noon on the superior coast, can one of these mental midgets kick the SSRI-hangover long enough to hit the "Upload" button?
>idc what time it is in Shitattle or wherever they live
>idc what time it is in Shitattle or wherever they live
I Will Stop.....in 3 min
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if this is not about Sam Hyde (being the same day as his B-day is a huge coincidence uh?), it will be shitty and about some nobody or someone only tranny people care about.
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If it's really a Content Cop he might delay it to deliver an extra subpar product. Has there been a video of his this year that hasn't been delayed? Even the podcasts are getting delayed.
Please let it be delayed otherwise I might be too tempted to stay up to 4am to laugh at this retard
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Ian please make it about H3 so you'll get into drama again and I can watch normies call your ugly wife a whore.
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I hope Sam gets a good laugh on his birthday with whatever retarded shitshow this will be <3
Irregardless
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Ok gunna try to get these in before the drop, so here are my * wildcard guesses:
- Dr. Phil
- Bert Kreischer
- DesTINY
- Connor McGregor
- Dana White
- NuxTaku
- Andrew Tate/FreshnFit
- Tim Pool
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My official vote is Andrew Tate, just seems right, hot topic but also late on the uptake at this point
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Maximum damage discord speculation
Ian is back up to 7.07 mil subs. I’m guessing a lot of people subbed to turn notifications on.
Ian is back up to 7.07 mil subs. I’m guessing a lot of people subbed to turn notifications on.
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I don't know what any of this means.
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I think you are correct. The only smoking gun he has is if Marky consented to talk about this. It seemed like she didn’t want to be involved with his shit but maybe they offered her money or something.
I’m still going with CC3 promo bait and switch with some nice cop sprinkled in/cringe sketch with those LA fags