Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
I remember being told Kyle Rittenhouse's legal team were intentionally throwing the case after they told Barnes to fuck off. Turns out he tried to commandeer the whole case.

I hated how Nick brought him on during the trial. Everything he said was salt and sour grapes about getting kicked off.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers that. Barnes bragged that he wanted to bring a handwriting expert onto the team and was pissed Richards denied it. Sounded like Barnes just wanted to piss away the kid's legal defense fund on retarded shit. I would have thrown his ass out, too.
 
@Captain Manning (quoting is still not working for me)

Maybe. I assume Nick and Kayla have so much damaging information on each other that they've made a doomed pact to keep it quiet. There's no reason this marriage would have survived otherwise.

Btw, on that topic, this kind of comment keeps cropping up in YT comments (this is from Elissa's channel). Probably a rumor, but who knows?
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Kayla and Nick breaking up would be a smart and logical thing to do

So there's no way it happened
 
Sounded like Barnes just wanted to piss away the kid's legal defense fund on retarded shit.

Some would say he wanted to use the case to promote his oddball theories of the US constitution in court.....even if it meant that Kyle would lose in court and end up with a long prison sentence. Some would say that Barnes usually has other priorities in court than the best interests of his client.
 
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Some would say he wanted to use the case to promote his oddball theories of the US constitution in court.....even if it meant that Kyle would lose in court and end up with a long prison sentence. Some would say that Barnes usually has other priorities in court than the best interests of his client.
That would make what Richard told Kyle when he met him in jail even more meaningful. Something about only hire him if he wants to win, not make a political statement.
 

I would stand by saying that Nick is a drug addict, alcoholic and life failure who evidence would indicate did not prevent his own child from consuming cocaine. A guy so pathetic that minus his parents bailing him out, he would be living on the street in a cardboard box. A cuck. A guy whose house was foreclosed on. A guy whose only remaining social contacts are with pedos, trailer trash losers like grifty and horrific wine moms.

Enjoy being sober and enjoy felony probation dumbass. It all just gets worse from here.
 
I would ask what lies I ever told, but I think it's a rhetorical question at this point. It's also Nick, so IDGAF. Also, putting "credibility" in scare quotes is rich, coming from him.

One thing I can say is I stayed 100% out of his coke arrest and everything that followed (aside from commenting here, on the sidelines). That's 100% on him, and his biggest ongoing problem.
 
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Nick can never take back the infamous Dear John rant, but he could have apologized. Even if he didn't mean it, with his plea he had an opportunity to say something like "I was really fucked up on drugs, I barely remember what I said and the Nick that said those things isn't me, and that's not who I want to be anymore." Instead, Nick doubles down and says that he still means everything he said. What a slimy disgusting worm.
Sounded like Barnes just wanted to piss away the kid's legal defense fund on retarded shit. I would have thrown his ass out, too.
Too add on to this discussion, a lot has to be said I think for the fact that Richards (and his associate who I forget the name of, shaved head guy) were local attorneys, and that even if they were 'small time local lawyers' that could have given them an advantage where they know the local juror pool, they know the judge, and they know how best to present arguments in court for the local judiciary.
 
Well if you repeated whatever Nick says then that’s a lie because all Nick does is lie
Well... SHIT.

You got me there.

I did repeat a lot of things Nick said during Weebwars. Oftentimes at his direction.

I hereby apologize to the Kiwifarms for my naive transgressions during the heydays of that now-dead subforum. Mea Culpa.
 
Nick is coping. Coping and seething.
Watching full court streams is just tedious as fuck and I'd rather have a competent summary of the case, relevant law and caselaw, than an entertainer getting wasted on stream talking over competent lawyers with decades of combined experience.
A recent actually good one was the judge delivering his verdict in the Mitchell v. Jobst thing. I was actually impressed at the same time as being humiliated for having bought Jobst's lies about the case, as the judge basically delivered a full explanation of "if you believed this jackass this is why you're a retard."

And I'd gone into that thinking "I want to tard rage at some idiot Cuckstralian judge delivering an obviously wrong decision because MURRICA IS BETTER!"
 
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"I'm sorry my vindictive psycho meltdown made you sad but I stand by everything I said"
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Subsapient mongoloid belongs in a zoo. When has Aaron done anything half as cruel as the dear John stream?
Aaron: "I should not have distributed that photo, it was a horrible mistake, I never should have done it, and I apologize."

Nick: "I stand by literally everything I said, but I'm sorry that it made you feel bad."

Retard: "Wow! Nick sure has more empathy than Aaron!"
 
New Barneswalker filing:

REKIETA'S PRESENTENCE INVESTIGATION REPORT RECOMMENDS REKIETA SERVE 30 DAYS IN JAIL, 5 YEARS PROBATION, 80 HOURS COMMUNITY SERVICE

Rekieta's lawyer asks for 12 months probation.

The only other letters other than from Megan Fox were from Nick's wife and dad.

The Barneswalker the presentence investigation report, saying: "In this case, Kandiyohi County Community Corrections has failed to deliver to this Court an adequate Presentence Investigation Report."

He states that the PSIR recommended a sentence of 30 days jail with credit for 2 days served, 5 years of probation plus 80 hours of community service.

Barneswalker asks for 12 months probation.
 
New Barneswalker filing:

REKIETA'S PRESENTENCE INVESTIGATION REPORT RECOMMENDS REKIETA SERVE 30 DAYS IN JAIL, 5 YEARS PROBATION, 80 HOURS COMMUNITY SERVICE

Rekieta's lawyer asks for 12 months probation.

The only other letters other than from Megan Fox were from Nick's wife and dad.
Surely the Barneswalker will get a W in this case now with this homerun filing. How could the report even suggest Nick spend a month in jail when it means he can't attend NAMBLA Hackamania with his biggest and bestest friends MAPton and Juju?
 
Proof of life on Kayla, earlier rumours of flight from the Balldo appear unfounded.
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"Lastly your honor, I would like to clarify I am NOT writing this under duress, my husband is totally COOL and BASED and LOVES FREEDOM and FUN and that upsets NERDS!"

Please God, Jesus, Santa, who-fucking-ever, if you enjoy a good laugh, have Nick go to jail and be forced to watch Fatrick MAPton's NAMbLA convention from the jailhouse computer room.
It is my only wish.
 
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