- WAKE UP HASAN
2. I’m already irritated hearing Ian describe Froggy Tonic as “just some editor in his circles”, he’s clearly good friends with Anisa and by extension you, doubt we’re gonna hear about how Anisa was in Milhouse (guy who runs podcast about how H3 sucks dicks)’s DMs or how Anisa is friends with Denims and Frogan either
3. Fuck off with this you don’t know me shit, we all know that Anisa is cool with Hasan orbiters and likely gets lots of info against Ethan from them
4. No, you’re spineless because you didn’t want to defend your friend against serious claims when asked to even when said friend did a lot of favors for you
5. What the fuck is this guy going on about for personal morals, all Ethan wanted you to say was “can you say we don’t abuse our dogs and neglect our kids”, didn’t have anything to do with Palestine/Israel
6. If you’re such a fullway friend to Froggy Tonic and Denims, why did you not say anything to them when they were saying by your own words “fucked up shit” about Ethan and Hila?
7. The way Ian tries to insinuate that Ethan’s employees are in a toxic work relationship with him comes off as really slimy. I seriously hope Lena decides to throw in the towel and drop out of CC3.
8. Fuck off with Anisa is half Arab shit. She’s not a Muslim, she likely knows little to no Arabic (if she did she’d be bragging about it), I doubt she’s ever visited Lebanon in her entire life. Hila is literally from Israel and the H3 channel was started in Israel
9. Again, they didn’t ask for you to comment on genocide or the war in Gaza, they asked you to say “Hi, Ethan and Hila are good parents and loving pet owners unlike us who let a Rottweiler run rampant on the streets and blame our neighbors for being uncultured swine from “non-dog-centric” backgrounds”
10. Fuck off with the “ITS NOT LIKE IM MAKING H3 AND DENIMS BE BUDDIES OR ANYTHING SHIT”, I’m pretty sure Denims in particular was the one who made the CPS call about Ethan’s children, if I were Ethan I wouldn’t want my friends to fuck with that person either
11. I’m only like 20 minutes into this shit at 1.5x speed (Ian talks so slowly these days) yet it feels like I’ve been watching this for hours, this is so boring
12. Good job idiot, you just realized that maybe making a nice statement was a better idea, too late for that though hahaha
13. “PEOPLE FROM OUR SHARED AUDIENCE CALLING US OUT IS… LE BRIGADING!!!” Also lmfao at the cope that the reason their podcast is failing is because they’re not engaging in drama, not because they’re miserable, boring losers that more people would rather proxy watch through Kino Casino
14. It wasn’t just harassment, it was involving Ethan’s kids getting taken away, also “uh yeah harassment happens and it’s your fault” is such a slap in the face thing to say, especially when they helped you through your harassment on many occasions
15. I must say the whole change from “it looks like we’re at an impasse” to “I feel insulted and defensive” in the span of a month where nothing happened really reeks of a certain someone… someone who gets tattoos once every two weeks, can’t do deadlifts, lies about shit 24/7,etc. Where is that bitch, anyway? How come she’s more than happy to appear as a cameo for some SNCA Monkey Ball arcade cabinet video but when there might be smoke (the Froggy video, the “I miss the old iDubbbz” video, the “We lost 250K and gave nothing to charity from our charity event” video) she’s nowhere to be found? HEY BITCH! HELLO? WHERE ARE YOU????
16. The “you’re gonna have to march on your own, black student” clip could be used for some very funny memes.
17. Fuck off with this shit, this whole “let’s lazily watch and occasionally tardrage over it” is a HASAN invention, at the start H3’s podcast was about having conversations with guests and watching shit together, also once again the harassment towards Ethan is not on the same level as your clips. God this video is so repetitive, it’s just Ian circling the same shit over and over again. The old content cops were long because they covered different arguments and had funny skits, this is just long because you couldn’t be bothered to shorten it, I bet this video could’ve been 15 minutes
18. I don’t know retard, maybe your friends Ethan and Hila would care? Maybe they’d feel better? Isn’t that the point of friendship, to better each other?
19. Why does AB and Lena get to yap about the conflict but not Ethan? He is ISRAELI. Your dumb whore of a wife might say otherwise but like it or not this is a two way conflict and and he’s free to comment on it
20. It seems that Ian is seething over the fact Ethan has lots of money. If only he had money that wasn’t squandered on frivolous impulses…
21. I’ll give Ian this, Ethan should’ve known that Hasan is a retarded commie faggot who you should stay the fuck away from. Probably the only good point he’s made in this over an hour long video.
With that I think I’m done. This entire video is dreadful, it’s just Ian being a sniveling bitch who underrepresents the situation and his ties to Hasan’s orbiter buddies, and any points he does make are moot because he’s doing tricks on Hasan’s (who’s just as guilty of the things Ethan is accused of) cock, and it’s not even entertaining.
EDIT: I decided to view the outro and I felt a bit sick. Frogan and Noah Samsen in particular don't look like they give a shit, all fatass did was just read off some shit she had thrown up and all Noah did was quickly record something in his car saying "uhhh I like your hair". And of course iCukkkz is crying in the end lmfao, HE gets to cry over him and Anisa being bullied but when Ethan asks for help it's his problem
