State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[Sneed Force One]

This might even be intentional because the PO does not believe him to be dry.
Forced Detox. Could be the best thing happening to Nick in the past year.

Now that is definitely an interesting concept. If true, we'll see the judge talk about that in the sentencing comments.

This Friday boys. Be there or be square.

 

[Aluminum Foil]

I am gonna make the safe bet and put all my chips in the "Does meth first day of probation and gets thunder-cunted straight to prison" slot.

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

New filings

Sentencing memorandum from Frank White -

The Barneswalker attacks the presentence investigation report, saying: "In this case, Kandiyohi County Community Corrections has failed to deliver to this Court an adequate Presentence Investigation Report."

He states that the PSIR recommended a sentence of 30 days jail with credit for 2 days served, 5 years of probation plus 80 hours of community service.

Barneswalker asks for 12 months probation.

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Attached letters from "Author/Journalist" Megan Fox, Kayla, and Nick's dad.

Megan:
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Robert:
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Kayla:
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Is it just me or that feels like a slap on the wrist for child negligence?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Is it just me or that feels like a slap on the wrist for child negligence?

He plead out the drug charge to get the child neglect charge dropped. They can't use it in sentencing guidelines.

However...if Nick was continuing to be a drunken belligerent dickhead behind the scenes, PSI may have recommended jail anyway to straighten him out.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Nick is officially a worse lawyer than Lionel Hutz.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Sorry if this was covered, but this thread is moving at a million miles an hour. I LOLd at the “like a vast majority of lawyers, Nick suffered from substance abuse.” Like my dude don’t even look at commodities/equities traders. Tons of abuse here but we don’t neglect our kids and allow our spouses to make us cucks. What a weak faggot Nick is.

There is a lot of substance abuse among attorneys. But that's among practicing attorneys. Nick is not an attorney because he is not certified to practice law in any jurisdiction. And he hasn't practiced law in years. He's just a deadbeat with a substance problem.

 

[Swole McPole]

Also lmao, the fucking cuck wrote a letter with his dad's signature whining about "drivin muh keeeeeds around" again as if anyone in the entire fucking world views a jobless loser having to do something every parent in the goddamn world does as some kind of horrible burden.

I liked Kayla's myself.

"This husband of mine acts as an unpaid taxi driver to our five children. He drives them hither, thither and yon while I lie in my pit, scarfing down benzos and edibles and watching re-runs of Star Trek. Because he can no longer get it up, he arranges for an enormous array of black bulls to come and service my sexual needs, and when we're stuck for a black bull, Aaron Imholte will do in a pinch.

My hubby is a warrior for free speech. Some people do not like that. Those people forced him to go out and buy an ounce of cocaine and snort large quantities while his mistress sucked him off on YouTube for the whole world to see.

Set my nigger free, judge. Set my nigger free."

 

[Prester John]

There is a lot of substance abuse among attorneys. But that's among practicing attorneys. Nick is not an attorney because he is not certified to practice law in any jurisdiction. And he hasn't practiced law in years. He's just a deadbeat with a substance problem.

Bill Handel bragged on his national radio show that the reason he passed the Bar Exam was  because he was high on cocaine the whole time he studied.

 

[ADHD]

LOL. "My husband does almost all of the cooking because I do absolutely nothing in this trap house and also he drops everything to take food orders from our 17 year old at 11pm instead of telling him to make a sandwich or something." Uh huh, sure he does.

 

[Schpoots]

Kaylas' reads like one of those essays you have to write in school about a subject that you dont care about. So everything is dragged out to meet the word goal despite having nothing to actually say.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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LOL. "My husband does almost all of the cooking because I do absolutely nothing in this trap house and also he drops everything to take food orders from our 17 year old at 11pm instead of telling him to make a sandwich or something." Uh huh, sure he does.

"Kayla, all those evil Kiwifarmers laughed at my creamy Wagyu Noodles! I know you think it's stupid to include this in my...I mean...your statement...but this is vitally important!"

 

[HarveySperg41]

Dam I expected him to get probation and parenting classes. No wonder he was sperging on X this week. The retardant must be freaking about spending time in the county lock up.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Kayla really makes herself sound like a couch potato meat bag. Like the way she conveys herself, makes it sound like she doesn't do shit. Like if Nick wasn't in the picture, it really seems like she wouldn't be capable of taking care of the kids let alone herself.

 

[porkWellington]

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LOL. "My husband does almost all of the cooking because I do absolutely nothing in this trap house and also he drops everything to take food orders from our 17 year old at 11pm instead of telling him to make a sandwich or something." Uh huh, sure he does.

Was it fun to watch your husband fuck and start a relationship with April?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

There appears to be a contradiction in Kayla and Megan's letters about whether Nick's role is "helping" Kayla with the "endless driving" of the darn kids (Kayla's letter) or is "responsible for all of the transportation" (Megan).

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Nick is officially a worse lawyer than Lionel Hutz.

There's "the truth" and then there's "THE TRUTH".

 

[Atomic Ant]

Hahahaha this nigga goin to jail

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

hopefully someone in jail stabs him.

Nick has AIDS, I don’t want any black king who stabs Nick to get AIDS. I hope they call him white bread ass nigger, like the entire jail like Evangelion.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Nick has AIDS, I don’t want any black king who stabs Nick to get AIDS. I hope they call him white bread ass nigger all though.

Let's be real, Nick is a fucking retard that thinks himself a comedian. He is absolutely going to say a "joke" and end up getting his ass beat by nerds.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Let's be real, Nick is a fucking retard that thinks himself a comedian. He is absolutely going to say a "joke" and end up getting his ass beat by nerds.

Depending on the jail, he might actually get his ass beat by nerds. Black guys in prison play Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic. A Vic Mignogina fan might beat him up. That’d be poetic.