Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Maybe if you want to lie about what a great person Nick is, do not use things that can be easily disproven by on-stream evidence.

We have seen him cook ffs, why pick that retarded example? Sending him to prison would be an upgrade, give the kids Fries with Fishsticks and butterered veggies and its an upgrade.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I just can’t get over how Nick’s oldest can’t cook and stays up until close to midnight where he eats all while being the smallest of his peers at 17. I feel like there’s some full time negligence by both parents at that point… granted they are subjected to Nick’s cooking so I can understand why they don’t want to eat it after it’s been cooked. But even then you’d think they at least look up how to cook food or ask mom/dad to help.

No wonder the only decent meal they managed to get was from Aaron.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"11PM dinner requests" from their eldest son seems strange to me. I don't think I ever asked my parents to make me food that late at night, much less asked them to make me food at all when I was 17. If I was up that late I would either make something myself, or more likely be eating out with friends if I was out that late. Also "skills and creativiry in his dishes" is hilarious to me, not that Nick's cooking is unedible, but I would call it barely competent at best. Certainly not "creative". Perhaps it is creative to use Wagyu beef in a roast where it is totally wasted?

>17 Years Old
>Can't Cook for himself,

This is either straight bullshit or Kayla and Nick have abjectly failed as parents, I was cooking for myself when I was pre-teen.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The letter Nick wrote for Kayla fails to mention that 11PM is when Nick is just finishing his multi-hour shifts in various pedophile and pro-pedophile chats. The fact that he can even look at food after wallowing in that filth is quite a feat.

 

[Father Balldo]

NO ONE who wrote a a letter mentioned the amount of closure and emotional comfort he's given to people for eulogizing their dead turtle and/or marmot?

nick's toast

 

[Captain Manning]

The letter is so bad it must have been drafted by Nick.

I think it WAS.

Same with his dad's.

I mean, many of the points are things that he will not shut the fuck about. Including, but not limited to, driving the kids around all the time. He's a megalomaniac and a control freak.

The only way that it would be more obvious is if there were mention somewhere of Aaron "eating his goo." It must have taken enormous restraint to not include that.

 

[Sunshine800]

Nick probably secretly wants jail lol anything to not be around Kayla and/or kids

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

From Kayla's letter:


No wonder Nick hasn't been streaming and he's been too much of a stoic hero to explain, he just takes the comments in stride. Poor Nick, his show started at 11pm, but since his arrest he's had to be on call to provide meals on request.

10:50pm
Nick: So many legal topics to discuss on stream this evening.
Son: Shut up bitch, go fix me a turkey pot pie.

Spoiler

 

[parsnip]

I wonder how many days Nick will be in jail before Kayla starts texting Aaron to come over.

 

[CompaqOperator]

I wonder how many days Nick will be in jail before Kayla starts texting Aaron to come over.

uncle Romain and uncle Drex will come comfort her

 

[ChromaQuack]

The only good things that she can highlight to the judge are the Nick drives and cooks for the children.

Considering his cooking is akin to a war crime I believe Kayla is being as generous as she can be with how little she has got to work with.

Oh, I am not disputing he's probably did one or more charity streams. I am, however, disputing the 1 mil+ claim.

I think Nick straight up LIED to pre-sentencing investigations. Shocker!

Wouldn't it be funny if they found that out, and the report is the result?

That one's easy: the 1Mil+ raised was the superchats his fans sent to the charity of 'Saint Nicholas fund for a White Christmas and Snow adventures for all kids'

 

[Melty Butter]

Kino Casino has started covering Rekieta.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

>17 Years Old
>Can't Cook for himself,

This is either straight bullshit or Kayla and Nick have abjectly failed as parents

Yes. Yes to both. What’s bullshit is how tiny the kids are. When you think you don’t hate Nick enough…

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The more I think about it the better getting locked away for 30 days will be for Nick. Drying him out is one thing but more importantly it will shut him the fuck up. I still don't think this whole Aaron email shit has a chance of going very far unless Nick says or does something stupid. Problem is, Nick always says or does something stupid.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I don't even know why Rekieta is making his lawyer argue against jail time. He said he would find real fun there.


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[John Andrews Stan]

I don't even know why Rekieta is making his lawyer argue against jail time. He said he would find real fun there.
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You’re telling me a gay man who is at all times fixated on other men’s bodies and their semen would find a way to enjoy prison?

Exactly nobody would be shocked.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

In the letter from Our Wife, “she” mentions that Rickety Rackets the Rail Queer cooks for the kids as a reason for keeping him out of the clink. We’ve seen his cooking. That’s a reason for keeping him way the fuck away from those poor children.

 

[Harm]

I don't even know why Rekieta is making his lawyer argue against jail time. He said he would find real fun there.

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His talk about enjoying prison reminds me of his weird obsession years ago with that black gay prison rapist who had the "funny-funny" video talking about how much he loved raping men in prison. Nick was bound and determined to interview him, while he was still somewhat believably LARPing as a Christian trad dad and credible lawtuber, because Nick was so enthralled by the black man's hilarious recounting of raping men in prison. Somehow, he restrained himself and never went through with the interview, but his views of the matter were unambiguous.

Take that in retrospect as you will.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

From Kayla's letter:
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No wonder Nick hasn't been streaming and he's been too much of a stoic hero to explain, he just takes the comments in stride. Poor Nick, his show started at 11pm, but since his arrest he's had to be on call to provide meals on request.

10:50pm
Nick: So many legal topics to discuss on stream this evening.
Son: Shut up bitch, go fix me a turkey pot pie.

Spoiler

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God I would be furious if I was parent reading this stuff. cooking and driving your kids around to school and extracurricular activities is such a common thing parents have to juggle. Also, if Nick is doing all this, what the hell does Kayla do? Does she not drive or cook? Does she not have a job or something productive in life? Does she just have sex, do drugs, and stare at a wall when not active like a machine?

 

[waffle]

His talk about enjoying prison reminds me of his weird obsession years ago with that black gay prison rapist who had the "funny-funny" video talking about how much he loved raping men in prison. Nick was bound and determined to interview him,

His bizarre obsession with the Booty Warrior was one of the first major cracks in his facade. He seemed ready to meet with the dude in real life. Everyone was like, "Nick, you're going to get ass raped" and he was like "I won't, and it'd be funny if I did" at the time nobody knew what to make of it.

I wish it'd still be like that.