Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,576
the communities aren't compatible. You'd be mixing free speech extremists, mod-fellating sycophants, and lolicons into your userbase. The resulting autoimmune response would cause the craziest shit that's happened on the internet since Usenet
They don't have to be compatible, Zoos don't dump all the animals into one cage then it would just be a safari, you make a monkey faux-habitat for your monkies, you make a tiger faux habitat for your tigers etc. :D
 
You're obviously a schizo or doing a really good impression of one.

So what did Ezekiel see?
I mean everything I say.
Ezekiel's vision is something I've wondered about before, especially after my "vision", but I can't say for sure that we saw the same thing. I saw a massive wheel in the sky and I was flying towards it until I flew into it which led to me flying back into my body. The flight path wasn't my choice, it was like I was being pulled. It wasn't until years later I came to understand I saw a cherubim and Asians have been calling the cherubim the wheel of samsara.
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This. Some anons will fit well enough, the diggers and the researchers, and it looks like a lot have already migrated here over the years. but anons need a high threshold of retard sandbox to do what they do best -- AND there's a perfect ratio of good anons-to-retard anons-to-reject anons in order for the retard sandbox to make magic, there's a chance image board culture wont recover.
We gotta put the fucking walls up and brace for the hoard
 
That email basically confirms this webzone has lived rent free in the minds of the 4chan staff for awhile now. The fact that you could never make a post on 4chan about kiwifarms implied it heavily but man. I wonder what it is about this place specifically that seems to cheese so many people off? Its hardly unique when it comes to archiving shit and gossiping about retards on the internet.
It has dirt on them and they can't control it. Same as most trannies who hate the farms.
 
a very apt comparison, both memes killed by reddit. The only difference is that the rage faces were never funny or clever, and the soyjak was at least occasionally clever
I'd be lying if I said I didn't once find the persistence of soyjak and it's derivatives irritating but I've come back around on them. Like vid related is relatively high effort and so absurd that I can't help but laugh my ass off.

 
This was a long time ago but /k/ used to do these survival kit threads that I found real comfy. It was just people making their ideal bugout bag. They would go into super autistic amount of detail about the availability of ammo types, the weight of lighters, size of guns, reliability of brands and more. Instead of sperging at eachother they would offer advice and work together to refine loadouts. That was my only real expirence with 4chan that I remember and enjoy. Never interacted with it but I would read those threads each week.
 
interesting. my thoughts too but i would imagine a site with the hardware in place could manage faster than 60 days even from scratch. where was the bottleneck with 8chan?
there were a fucking shit ton of users and there was a fucking shit ton of traffic. It's hard to remember specifics but QPS was in the mid to high double-digits on normal daytime hours and spiked into the triple-digits during primetime

8chan served some fraction (probably less than 30%) of the traffic served by 4chan

everything was a potential problem, from the network filesystem to the top-of-rack switch
 
I'm feeling more than a little old having a hard time keeping up with this thread.
I realized it's almost at a post rate like 2005 or before on /b/ and I'm like "man, I got a full-time job and a wife now, I guess just can't go like I did twenty years ago"
 
This summary was very interesting as a social outcast and single dude who is also a weeb and avid traveller and likes to keep fit and hates lefttards more than anything I can honestly say 4chan is my life, it has to come back up.
Are you one of the "fastmen" that /g/ used to meme about?
 
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EDIT: What in the fuck happened to my image?
same xenforo issue that sometimes causes problems quoting long posts, if it occurs you will see it in the image preview and can delete and retry
if it recurs repeatedly change strategies - try dragging the image into the text window from the Windows Explorer or copy-paste the image into the message text instead of using "attach files"
 
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It's so funny watching people from a site where half the catalog is Nikocado's asshole pretend like they know what a good forum is.
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"This concept is foreign for chan users now refugees like us, who crave discourse without bias, which is what I consider to be the only and proper form of having a discussion online" Famously unbiased 4chan the best place to have good discourse online! Hold on let me get my nigger cock and soyjak folder open so we can really start the debate!
 
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