Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[fire_fly]

Put myself in her shoes for a second and the downsides I could see where she would either have to shave her legs consistently (I reeeeally dont see that happening) or she'd have to wear leggings/tights which would negate the reason to wear a skirt to begin with for her so it's not worth it without a carer to shave for her anymore.
Ew.

If she can't bend over to pull on pants, she wouldn't be able to pull on a skirt. She needs a muumuu.

Maxi dresses, maybe? Although at her size I don't suppose there would be much difference between that and a muumuu...

 

[smallmilk]

Most people in my 600lbs life wear dull, loose clothing.
Idk how shes gonna be a fashionista when she has so few clothing choices

 

[Dr.Research]

Most people in my 600lbs life wear dull, loose clothing.
Idk how shes gonna be a fashionista when she has so few clothing choices

Just gotta focus on all those dollar store and Target accessories with that eyeliner guuurl.

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

The first thing that came to mind when she doesn't want her legs and feet showing is she has leg ulcerations and a really bad case of toenail fungus causing her nails to be misshaped and just plain nasty looking.

Look at Boogie's legs/feet.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

I know she can't wipe her butt normally, but they make tools for that. She can have a shower chair in her tub so that she can bathe. No way can she reach her feet so if she needs her toenails cut, somebody has to do it for her. Fortunately, pedicures are easy to find.

Putting on pants...hmmm. I assumed she didn't have pants on because of some weird thing about not wanting to add ounces to the scale. It didn't occur to me that she's at the point she can't get them on at all. They do have those gripper sticks that disabled people can use to pick things up. I bet it would be possible, although difficult, to use a tool like that to get pants on. At least if she could reach to her knees, if not I don't think it'd work.

On My 600 lb Life people use these sticks and stuff to help them slide their shoes on. They always wear clogs, flip flops or backless shoes. Most of them have caregivers though, very few are alone. And the ones who are over 600 lbs often lounge around wearing just sheets.

I don't really understand why AL can't see that's her fate and just stop and get help if necessary. Now she's calling it "Binge Eating Disorder" because this generation medicalizes everything, but the only disorder is that she won't stop putting unhealthy garbage down her gullet.

I am weirdly interested in how people this big actually do things like get dressed, etc. Vlog that for me, AL.

Jesus Christ, this is the kind of conversation you have about an elderly person, not a 26 year old woman. Her life is literal hell.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Oh my god ya'll it's a miracle, she weighed herself again and now she's down 20lbs!!!

 

[guillotine]

View attachment 191302 Oh my god ya'll it's a miracle, she weighed herself again and now she's down 20lbs!!!

See, this shit (well, lie) is completely meaningless if you bring in the context of her being 500lbs -- or anything she ever does, really. Yeah, if a 200lb lady mentioned losing 20 lbs people around her would be like "wow, you go Cathy! Way to get a hold on your life!" But 20lbs on this heffer is fucking -- seriously -- 4% of her total body mass.

4%. A normal person can easily fluctuate in greater than that percentage of mass in a given day.

Her weighing herself is a weird masturbatory show-off of her being like "deal wit it haterzz!" in a way that feels completely insincere, but the only real victim of her delusion is really only herself. It's not like anybody sincerely cares what she weighs; it's blatantly obvious that she puts zero effort into implementing what should be intrinsic knowledge of what a healthy lifestyle, and only surrounds herself with other people who are also enablers with negative discipline, steeped in vice.

 

[Barbarella]

I watch My 600 Pound Life regularly, and normally Dr. Now puts people at this weight on a 1200 calorie diet and tells them they should lose 30 pounds in a month.

He doesn't pull that number out of his ass- it's simple math. A person on a diet like that will lose a pound a day. If they add in exercise, sometimes more.

We've seen the way AL eats. Just by what she shows us, she can't possibly lose much weight, much less 20 pounds in a week or whatever it is she is trying to say now. Just one of those restaurant meals is about 3000 calories or more, she does this 3x a week, not to mention the. Rap she eats at home.

It is literally impossible.

But she is in denial, and also doesn't understand the mechanism of weight loss. Her supporters don't either and think telling her that losing a pound in 3 months is wonderful is sooo helpful. But it doesn't address the crazy. Dr. Now doesn't give asspats for that, he tries to get them to realize they are killing themselves.

I did see a 580 pound woman who was almost able to put pants on by herself though. We didn't see how she got them over her feet, but she did manage to pull them up while lying on the bed. So miracles happen. .

 

[landwhale]

The first thing that came to mind when she doesn't want her legs and feet showing is she has leg ulcerations and a really bad case of toenail fungus causing her nails to be misshaped and just plain nasty looking.
Look at Boogie's legs/feet.

Her feet already do look like that, or they used to in August. I believe they are a lot worse now.

/sorry for the wonky screenshot but you get the idea :-) /

 

[Cockyxx]

She really thinks that everyone around her is an idiot. So, she lost a pound in 5 weeks and suddenly 20 in one? I know that she's full of herself but at least, make your lies believable, AL.

 

[Xenomorph]

She really thinks that everyone around her is an idiot. So, she lost a pound in 5 weeks and suddenly 20 in one? I know that she's full of herself but at least, make your lies believable, AL.

She is the DSP of weight loss

 

[Cockyxx]

I just watched her "live"-weigh- in video and I legit think she doesn't want to lose weight. I truly think that she finds herself hot as fuck and that it doesn't bother her that she can't stand 10 minutes without leaning somewhere :/ .

Edit: and yeah, I think she only keeps mentioning her weight because that's the topic that keeps attracting people to her channel. I'd feel sad for her if I didn't hate her fat ass.

 

[PiggyPie]

I watch My 600 Pound Life regularly, and normally Dr. Now puts people at this weight on a 1200 calorie diet and tells them they should lose 30 pounds in a month.

He doesn't pull that number out of his ass- it's simple math. A person on a diet like that will lose a pound a day. If they add in exercise, sometimes more.

We've seen the way AL eats. Just by what she shows us, she can't possibly lose much weight, much less 20 pounds in a week or whatever it is she is trying to say now. Just one of those restaurant meals is about 3000 calories or more, she does this 3x a week, not to mention the. Rap she eats at home.

It is literally impossible.

But she is in denial, and also doesn't understand the mechanism of weight loss. Her supporters don't either and think telling her that losing a pound in 3 months is wonderful is sooo helpful. But it doesn't address the crazy. Dr. Now doesn't give asspats for that, he tries to get them to realize they are killing themselves.

I did see a 580 pound woman who was almost able to put pants on by herself though. We didn't see how she got them over her feet, but she did manage to pull them up while lying on the bed. So miracles happen. .

I agree 100% with this. At her weight if we believe her to be 473, she has to be eating at least 4730 calories a day to maintain. Going on a 1200 calorie diet like in the show would guarantee a loss of 1lb a day at least.... I would love to see Dr. Now go off on this bitch.

 

[a dinosaur]

I just watched her "live"-weigh- in video and I legit think she doesn't want to lose weight. I truly think that she finds herself hot as fuck and that it doesn't bother her that she can't stand 10 minutes without leaning somewhere :/ .

Edit: and yeah, I think she only keeps mentioning her weight because that's the topic that keeps attracting people to her channel. I'd feel sad for her if I didn't hate her fat ass.

She knows she's super gross. Unlike Amy Slaton, Amberlynn avoids unflattering angles, won't show her legs and regularly calls her weight/weight gain disgusting. I think she just receives enough asspats from friends and followers/subscribers to distract her from reality. Problem is, it only works temporarily, so she just doses herself with a two-hour therapeutic younow sesh or a pointless youtube video and she's good to go.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Tbh, if she lost weight she might end up worse with her personality. (Which is the harder thing to change) One show I watched had a huge lady crying that she had to loose weight for her kid and got a gastric bypass... Afterwards she dropped the kid in favour of drugs and sex from all of the new attention.

I do wonder how she'd look with the weight gone. Has anyone done any edits?

 

[Tazz]

If you want to see her 300lbs less look at her super slimmed down filtered af Instagram pics

 

[guillotine]

Did she ever mention seeing a counselor/psychologist/psychiatrist to find other methods of coping? Obviously most people who get to that weight are super fucked up and start having issues as a kid after being diddled by two uncles or their mom shoving a gavage down their throat to force feed them with rotten cream cheese because they're a hoarder and have nothing better.

I looked at the media tab of her twitter and she was looking like this in 2012:

And, uh, whatever the fuck this was:

 

[HickoryDickory]

Huh. I guess she was just born to be melonheaded.

I meant shopping her face onto a healthy body to get an idea of how she'd look. She has cute features, but they're completely lost in poutylips and tongue wagging.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

I just watched her "live"-weigh- in video and I legit think she doesn't want to lose weight. I truly think that she finds herself hot as fuck and that it doesn't bother her that she can't stand 10 minutes without leaning somewhere :/ .

Edit: and yeah, I think she only keeps mentioning her weight because that's the topic that keeps attracting people to her channel. I'd feel sad for her if I didn't hate her fat ass.

I wouldn't say she enjoys being fat- I do, however, think she thoroughly enjoys being a burden to everyone around her. At her current weight, she's entirely reliant on others, and that's exactly how she likes it...having absolutely no responsibilities whatsoever. She gets to have the enablers around her cater to her every whim.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

She has a severe victim complex she needs to get rid of immediately more than she even needs to lose 20 pounds; That will come later, and naturally, as a result.

Of course, she lies about everything, so there's really no way... and it doesn't even seem like it's stemmed from necessity, y'know, like a seriously abused kid has to learn to lie to save him/herself.

Just a theory
It seems like, to me, anyway, that one time when she was young, she was super bored, and unhappy with how it felt, and then the next time somebody asked her how her day was, she might have said something like, "Oh, today we went to the beach!", but she really didn't.

Just something really arbitrary, and mundane enough to get away with it. She probably liked how it felt, and kept doing it more and more, with each lie more drastic than the last.

And yeah, now we've got the Queen of Exaggera- ...I mean... Moderation.