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I've been involved these last few weeks researching and contributing to the upstart hoe_math thread.

Upon looking up old posts and content, I was reminded that Branca is a longtime minor hoe_math mutual, minor cow and orbiter.

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Yes, hoe_math and I have chatted :-)

Branca superchatted hoe_math $50 to draw "a woman with no red flags" on stream in Jan '24

Anyways, was listening to his livestream, and all of a sudden Branca shows up around the 14 min mark in his chat. hoe_math said on air that Andrew dropped at least 50 bucks in superchats.

Branca asked hoe_math to "draw a woman without red flags". To which the host struggled, because it's essentially just a trad woman.

Andrew described himself as a "boomer" with a wife 15 years his junior with "no red flags".

Interesting Branca hanging out in random RedPill incel type chats. I would've expected hoe-maths audience to skew male and many decades Branca's junior.

Branca interacted with the host so much that hoe_math said he was going to go check out the Law of Self Defense offstream.


Live Q&A Jan 30th 2024 YT, 14m01s

hoe_math: "Law of Self Defense...That's a great name."
Law of Self Defense: "Hey man, love your work. Can you draw a picture of what a woman without red flags looks like.
I'm married to one. Rich boomer married to [sic] 15 years younger wife. Yet still can't envision it today."

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The hoe_math doodle that Branca commissioned

hm: A woman with no red flags...
- not a lot of makeup
- regular hairstyle or ponytail
- conservative dress - "Something blousy", long skirt or pants

A woman WITH red flags
- lots of makeup (way too much)
- half the head shaved
- purple lips
- tank top
- tattoos

* hoe_math then goes off on a minor tangent that he doesn't like tattoos on women, references a video he made critiquing a buff woman full of tattoos and a nose ring that looked like man
- "What are they thinking...it's going to do for them?"
- "They don't know how men see it?"
- "Do you think it makes you look like marriage material?



Here his Dec 4th, 2023 YT short he's referencing where a nose ringed buff tattooed chick comes to the self realization that men want feminine women, not women trying to be dudes
"I'm not saying you have to conform to the world. But you do have to conform to reality."
"If you want people to like you, then you have to be what they like."
hm - People with tattoos like other people with tattoos?



YT Live Q&A Jan 30th 2024, 20m43s

LoSD - I see some of the commenters here also know me
hm - Oh cool, do you have a YT?
LoSD - I'm awesome concentrated truth
hm - It it important to tell the truth in these times
hm - Some people believe we are in the Kali Yuga, I'm not sure I believe that

*The Kali Yuga appears to be a Hindu cyclical age, the last and worst one, 425k years long and marked by conflict & sin.


YT Live Q&A Jan 30th, 2024, 28m31s

LoSD - "Your diagram of how women self-sabotage by demanding more income then complain they can't find men of higher income is great. Do you have a similar diagram for body count?

hm: I've been working on that at viewer request since the first week of the channel. I'm working on it. It's coming.

YT Channel creation - Aug 5th, 2023
Live with Branca superchats - Jan 30th, 2024
Release of Body Count video - Apr 4th, 2025


YT Live Jan30th, 2024, 43m47s

LoSD - I'm happy hoe_math mentioned Law of Self Defense on livestream.
hm - Your questions happy been great.
I think you gave me 50 bucks today, thank you.
Going to check out your channel later.
This seems like a solid thing to check out.

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Branca humblebragging on X that "Yes, hoe_math and I have chatted" a year later makes me suspect that "I've chatted with hoe_math" is actually cope for "I threw him 50 bucks for 4 superchat questions"

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Searching the Kiwi archives, I made a post Apr 2024 that Branca was bragging on Twitter to hoe_math about his 1% Chadness and "cold approaching" women BITD on the streets of Boston.
 
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Apologies for the doubleposting, looks like my 24 hour editing window on my Branca/hoe_math post above just ended.

To complete the archives,

Searching the Kiwi archives, I made a post Apr 2024 that Branca was bragging on Twitter to hoe_math about his 1% Chadness and "cold approaching" women BITD on the streets of Boston.

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I tried to find the source tweet on Branca's Twitter again, but he seems to have scrubbed it.

The OG hoe_math reply tree is still there though

My notes from Apr '24
I came across Branca in the wild the other day.

I've posted about it a few times in the Lawtube thread. Andrew is a big fan of the Current Thing redpill YouTuber hoe-math. I've seen him superchat on livestreams on two different occasions.

Anyways, Branca, humble as ever, claims to have met his wife Emily on the streets of Boston as a rando in the aughts.

A couple of musings:

- Branca claims to be "Top 1%" in attractiveness metrics like height. How tall is Branca? Is he over 6' ? I always pictured him as having little man syndrome with his bravado, hotheadedness & Brooklyn roots.

- He claims to similarly be "Top 1%" in wealth, possibly at the time he met his current wife. This timeline conflicts with past Branca relationship disclosures that I recall. Specifically that Branca had wealth, lost it all to his ex-wife in the divorce, met Emily when he was broke (making her more trustworthy) & subsequently recreated his current consulting wealth a second time from nothing.


YT Live Q&A Feb 6/7 2024, 26m44

From a separate livestream to the previous post's clips, the following week.

LoSD - "Women don't want a man taller than them. They want one taller than other men around."
"Hang with basketball players, need to be 7' tall."
hm - Tallest guy in group = the most popular with women


YT Live Q&A, Feb 6/7 2024, 37m51s

Another superchat by Branca

LoSD - Every relationship has transactional elements.
I make a great deal of money. My wife is available. We are also in love.
hm - Agreed

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In summary, it's a little odd that Branca is such a hoe_math fan.

Most of the interactions were a year plus ago when hoe_math was still upcoming and novel. But it's still a little strange for an approaching senior citizen years older Gen X guy to be consuming so much manosphere/redpill dating content aimed at early 20 y/o Zoomers.

I counted at least 6 superchats during livestreams, and that's only for the two Lives that I had marked as having Branca involved in real time last year. Lots of showing up in hoe_math's Twitter replies as well.

After 4 superchats and at least $50 in support, hoe_math thanked Branca during the live and said he was going to check out his content offscreen (never heard what came of it).

hoe_math is nominally interested in guns (he had a Twitter picture last year of bringing one of his female friends to a shooting range last year while doing a crosscountry tour). He is also very paranoid about a crazed leftist showing up at his door, as I've heard him reference Tim Pool's swatting and Nick Fuentes' crossbow doorbell murderer as well. Hence the anonymity.


Branca also liked to powerlevel in his tweets and superchats - humblebragging about his 15 years junior wife Emily, cold approaching her on the streets of Boston apparently, all the money he makes, being in the 1% for wealth, ?masculinity? and height (doubtful, Branca seems like the hotheaded little Italian man archetype).

I also notice that in his correspondence, he brags about his wealth, his masculinity, his younger wife, his two beautiful kids, etc, but conveniently leaves out his failed first marriage, having to sleep on the cough for a decade for the sake of his first kids, losing everything in the divorce, etc.
 
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What does this guy have against soap and shampoo? Kurt looks like shit as always, unhealthy, unwashed and exhausted. He’s probably not sleeping and so can’t control his emotions. Why can’t he at least take a shower and freshen up before a stream?

(Trying to attach a clip but the upload is shitting the bed.)

 
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Here's Hoeg Law with Moore's Law is Dead, a tech channel I watch. He's been on a few times over the years.

He seems less fat than I remember.

What's the general consensus from the community on Hoeg Law now that Rekieta has imploded all these years later?

He split off from the Rekieta side of Lawtube very early after he sided with Alyte/Legalbytes after Johnny Depp and some of the drama over her wedding disinvitation, proposals for crowdsharing streaming money, jocking for guests and exclusivity with streaming Depp, etc.

I sheepishly admit to not being all that broken up about it when Richard had his stroke/aneurysm because I was still under Nick's narcissistic spell.

It seems like a lot of the more peripheral characters from that time have faded into obscurity.

Has Hoeg been redeemed at all given Balldo's crashout and Richard's life and death recovery arc?
 
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What's the general consensus from the community on Hoeg Law now that Rekieta has imploded all these years later?

He split off from the Rekieta side of Lawtube very early after he sided with Alyte/Legalbytes aftee Johnny Depp and some of the drama over her wedding disinvitation, proposals for crowdsharing streaming money, jocking for guests and exclusivity with streaming Depp, etc.

I sheepishly admit to not being all that broken up about it when Richard had his stroke/aneurysm because I was still under Nick's narcissistic spell.

It seems like a lot of the more peripheral characters from that time have faded into obscurity.

Has Hoeg been redeemed at all given Balldo's crashout and Richard's life and death recovery arc?
just because rackets is a dumpster fire doesn't mean hoeg still isn't a giga simp for legal bytes and a little bitch
 
What's the general consensus from the community on Hoeg Law now that Rekieta has imploded all these years later?

He split off from the Rekieta side of Lawtube very early after he sided with Alyte/Legalbytes after Johnny Depp and some of the drama over her wedding disinvitation, proposals for crowdsharing streaming money, jocking for guests and exclusivity with streaming Depp, etc.
As I remember the main reason people shit on Hoeg was because when Rekieta's channel was banned by youtube (for bullshit reasons) Hoeg just kind of handwaved it away that Nick may have done something to deserve it. I believe he said this in front of either Legal Mindset or Kurt and that person defended Nick.
 
Eric Hunley stupidly decided to bring some faggy emotional leftist on his show (as opposed to Nate who is left but stays cool) who attempted to struggle session everyone and did the surprised pikachu face when it turned into a trashfire shouting match.


I totally forgot Eric Hunley and his motley panel existed.

Somewhere between the end of the Depp trial and the revelation of Balldo's MAN-dy catfish, I used to check on Fridays if:

a) Hunley put Rekieta in the thumbnail &
b) would skim through the stream to see if Nick showed

I checked for months where Hunley either invited Balldo weekly or simply put his likeness in the thumbnail to boost his audience when Nick was still a diminishing but relevant draw. IIRC, Balldo only ever showed up to my surprise once.

Hunley also was quick to wash his hands of the Balldo brand, cutting Nick out of his video intro entirely on the Friday after the cocaine possession charges.
 
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Hunley also was quick to wash his hands of the Balldo brand, cutting Nick out of his video intro entirely on the Friday after the cocaine possession charges.
well he just had a birthday bash for Balldo fan no 1 in vegas.

i also dont get why this show is still around. the other stuff he does is great.
 
Upon looking up old posts and content, I was reminded that Branca is a longtime minor hoe_math mutual, minor cow and orbiter.
As big Branca watcher (due to his xitter spergfights) I'm convinced Branca is going to go down the cocaine route like Nick. He lives in CO and was adjacent to Nick wearing the medallion. Now all we need is for Nick to send it to him.
 
As big Branca watcher (due to his xitter spergfights) I'm convinced Branca is going to go down the cocaine route like Nick. He lives in CO and was adjacent to Nick wearing the medallion. Now all we need is for Nick to send it to him.


YT, Live Q&A, Jan 30th, 2024, 37m22s

Not super revelant, but while looking for something else I came across a 5th Branca superchat in that first stream I clipped.

Here's Branca being blackpilled, isolationist and materialistic, saying he hates the world and only cares about his family and money.

That makes 5 separate superchats on that initial Jan 30th, 2024 stream I noticed him on and two more the following week on Feb 7th, 2024.
 
Apologies for the double post, but I thought it was relevant to document Kurt telling Balldo to BTFO in response to Nick's recent streaming return and him supposedly shitting on Uncivil Law.

(I no longer follow the Rekieta thread, nor have I see Balldo's OG return video).


Elissa clips' YT link

Uncivil Law:
"My response to everything Nick Rekieta says from now until forever is that he is a "felonious, adulterous, coke-using cuck"

I win all arguments until the end of time".

Nice to see our boy finally grow a spine after all these years.
 
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Branca is coping, coping and sweeping
He says “Nick got tangled up in some drug charges.”

The absolute refusal to acknowledge that Nick ACTIVELY fucked up his life and his children’s lives is absolutely sickening. These losers deserve each other.
 
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