What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Cuntspiracy Man]

@NoReturn this is interesting, but where WOULD the water come from on this growing earth? If the continents just broke open and separated from the old globe, this extra water has to come from somewhere, it's not empty space, it's matter appearing where there was none

i do believe the earth's shape and size shifted over time, it doesn't exist as an enclosed system, matter drifts in from space and likewise matter gets lost
but this growing seems to be implied to be natural and fast and as if new matter is just created out of thin air

 

[NoReturn]

@NoReturn this is interesting, but where WOULD the water come from on this growing earth? If the continents just broke open and separated from the old globe, this extra water has to come from somewhere, it's not empty space, it's matter appearing where there was none

i do believe the earth's shape and size shifted over time, it doesn't exist as an enclosed system, matter drifts in from space and likewise matter gets lost
but this growing seems to be implied to be natural and fast and as if new matter is just created out of thin air

(I'm not personally an expanding earth believer, but I find it a fascinating and fun mental playground, so I'm going to keep playing devil's advocate.)
Perhaps the solid ball was covered in water, then expanded, so the water receded into the oceans.

Maybe instead of thinking of mountains as things that were "pushed up" by plates smashing together, mountains are what was left behind as the water level went down and new land was made in the oceans at a lower elevation.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

If we reconstruct maps we can clearly see the problem. The map below shows all the newer ocean floor up to 65 million years ago removed on an Earth of today’s dimensions. It clearly leaves vast gaps in the reconstruction. The problem becomes worse as we go further back in time as more and more ocean floor disappears.

Google, when did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Dinosaurs went extinct about 65 million years ago (at the end of the Cretaceous Period), after living on Earth for about 165 million years.

Ho-lee-fook. That's some coincidence.

@NoReturn That's one hell of a great theory! The expanding Earth explains how the water, coming from ringwoodite in the mantle, released onto the surface through the crust ripping in pieces.

Damn this thread is excellent.

 

[NoReturn]

@NoReturn That's one hell of a great theory! The expanding Earth explains how the water, coming from ringwoodite in the mantle, released onto the surface through the crust ripping in pieces.

Check this out:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/deep-earth-has-oceans-worth-of-water-10-diamond-reveals-1.2569564

And I'll throw this in there, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZmEro_ODqc

 

[12345]

The water was inside, and now it's outside and that's why the Earth is hollow. Duh.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Check this out:
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/deep-earth-has-oceans-worth-of-water-10-diamond-reveals-1.2569564

And I'll throw this in there, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZmEro_ODqc

It makes one wonder where the water came from originally and if water in the mantle is normal in the creation of a planet. Does Venus have water or has the heat of the sun blown it off? Mars? Uranus?

 

[NoReturn]

It makes one wonder where the water came from originally and if water in the mantle is normal in the creation of a planet. Does Venus have water or has the heat of the sun blown it off? Mars? Uranus?

Not sure how watery Uranus is but mine is doing pretty great.

 

[Light blue notebook]

Got a new one.

The push that it's dangerous to stop eating gluten without a doctor telling you it's okay is a scam, and might be one of the factors making people ill.

All of my life I have heard that gluten is important for human life, since we have eaten it since forever, though now it's processed to hell and back.

Now for over a year I have, without a permission from a doctor, that people around me is for some reason alarmed about, cant do that without an diagnosis you hear.

The fun part?

I feel better than ever, mind fog is gone, stomach working correctly, and I haven't taken any supplements, just some larger portions when I eat

So I advice you, if you feel bad, and the stomach aren't working properly, and have tried most things, try to cut the gluten out of your life, it might change your life.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

So I advice you, if you feel bad, and the stomach aren't working properly, and have tried most things, try to cut the gluten out of your life, it might change your life.

Have you tried organic, non-fortified flour instead? Gluten intolerance only started being a thing once we started fortifying flour with bullshit.

 

[Fek]

TL;DW in case the video breaks or the original gets taken down?

Those videos are hosted across several mirrors and have been up for ages. They're not going anywhere, fren.

Try watching even the first 10 minutes or so if pressed for time.

Which doesn't explain where the fucking water came from

From cutting down all the huge trees, of course.

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..What?

 

[teriyakiburns]

All of my life I have heard that gluten is important for human life

First I've ever heard of this. Gluten's singular benefit is that it acts as a binder in anything that uses wheat flour, which is why we've spent millennia selectively breeding for more of it; it makes bread work. Beyond that, it's neutral to slightly inflammatory and has a progressive effect over a long period. I bet it's a reaction to "right wing" dietary trends. Eating healthily and avoiding wheat products has become associated with being a nazi now, even though it was the preserve of granola crunch hippies for most of the last 80 years, so anyone who says they're avoiding gluten for their healthy is an ontological evil, who must be countered and de-radicalised at every opportunity.

Probably also ties into the push to use isolated gluten protein as a meat substitute, as seen in the current fad for seitan "meat".

 

[squidward tentacles]

Have you tried organic, non-fortified flour instead? Gluten intolerance only started being a thing once we started fortifying flour with bullshit.

For various hippie reasons, I grind my own flour from wheat berries, and my 'gluten-sensitive' friends have zero problem with it. I'm not sure if it's the pesticides used to treat commercial wheat fields (I buy from an organic provider), or if it's the level of processing needed to turn wheat from plant to fluffy white powder, but something in the commercial process makes wheat very rough on the sensitive stomach.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

@NoReturn this is interesting, but where WOULD the water come from on this growing earth? If the continents just broke open and separated from the old globe, this extra water has to come from somewhere, it's not empty space, it's matter appearing where there was none

i do believe the earth's shape and size shifted over time, it doesn't exist as an enclosed system, matter drifts in from space and likewise matter gets lost
but this growing seems to be implied to be natural and fast and as if new matter is just created out of thin air

Mass can't be created or destroyed, the argument is that the earths core somehow created new mass which is impossible.

Water comes from meteorites

 

[NoReturn]

Mass can't be created or destroyed, the argument is that the earths core somehow created new mass which is impossible.

Water comes from meteorites

What if earth expands like a marshmallow in the microwave?

 

[Local Farmer]

My theory as to why job boards like Indeed and LinkedIn are useless for actually finding a job is due to two reasons
1. Indians
2. They are aggregating data because they either think or know an Economic crash is coming and will do mass layoffs of their current employees to employ people with the same qualifications, but they will be in a position to negotiate a lower pay.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Bro if the Earth hatches like an egg that would really fuck up my weekend plans.

 

[NoReturn]

2. They are aggregating data because they either think or know an Economic crash is coming and will do mass layoffs of their current employees to employ people with the same qualifications, but they will be in a position to negotiate a lower pay.

This part isn't a conspiracy theory, it's just a depressing fact.
Ghost jobs and "We filled this position, whoops here it is listed again at lower pay" are just ways for the demons in HR to build their spreadsheets of applicants and how much each one would accept for a given position.

 

[Local Farmer]

Bro if the Earth hatches like an egg that would really fuck up my weekend plans.

The trout population probably wouldn't be significantly affected

This part isn't a conspiracy theory, it's just a depressing fact.
Ghost jobs and "We filled this position, whoops here it is listed again at lower pay" are just ways for the demons in HR to build their spreadsheets of applicants and how much each one would accept for a given position.

From what I heard you especially see this in programming fields where you got a guy making 150k a year working really 6 months at a time because they got fuck all to do but have the skills and experience to fix shit if it goes haywire, and so they want to phase out those skilled programmers for cheap wage slaves.

Any one who works in HR is an enemy of God and should be treated as such.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

What if earth expands like a marshmallow in the microwave?

there's no evidence of air pockets that would do that, there is evidence of a mass underground ocean.

This part isn't a conspiracy theory, it's just a depressing fact.
Ghost jobs and "We filled this position, whoops here it is listed again at lower pay" are just ways for the demons in HR to build their spreadsheets of applicants and how much each one would accept for a given position.

 

[NoReturn]

Any one who works in HR is an enemy of God and should be treated as such.

there's no evidence of air pockets that would do that, there is evidence of a mass underground ocean.


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Agreed.
On that topic, we've all seen "The Map" but did you guys know HR also falls on "The Timeline"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_resources

https://www.visier.com/blog/the-100-year-history-human-resources-department/