🐱 Kyle Langford / Governor Langford 2026 (WIP) - Shape-shifting Kippah-wearing Torah Jew turned Catholic incel groyper who wants to deport illegal men and force illegal women to marry Californian incels, running for California governor in 2026, wannabe pop singer.

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(((Kyle Langford)))
Meet Kyle Langford. Like his fellow men, he loves dancing.

In order to secure the existence of our people and a future for mullato children, Kyle has been sharing his revolutionary thoughts on his YouTube channel.
Preservetube: https://preservetube.com/channel/UCJ3HqQeRS16b9SA8ajLSZFQ
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ3HqQeRS16b9SA8ajLSZFQ
He shares groundbreaking videos displaying musical talent such as this:


What fruits of wisdom would such a gigabrain produce?
https://www.governorlangford.com/ | https://archive.ph/OVfeg
California INVENTED: Innovate or Die, what happened?
In 2026, we have a historic opportunity to finally put the people of California first. For far too long, politicians in Sacramento have allowed petty quarrels and incompetence to paralyze the government, preventing them from fulfilling their most basic mandate: maintaining and modernizing California’s infrastructure. This failure is more than repulsive—it is dangerous. In a rapidly changing world, we cannot afford further delays. California must build now, or the consequences will be dire. It’s time to prioritize action over excuses, results over rhetoric, and the needs of Californians over the whims of career politicians. The future of The Golden State depends on who wins in 2026.

Restoring California's Ecology​

Preventing Wildfires & Planting Trees
My plan to fight wildfires begins with cutting-edge technology: deploying Starlink satellites to create a real-time heat map for early detection and using rapid-response aircraft, like Joby Aviation’s eVTOLs, to douse flames within minutes of ignition. Additionally, we will implement aggressive forest management, clearing dead timber and creating firebreaks to protect communities and prevent catastrophic blazes.
(Then we can begin to plant again 🌲)

Infrastructure Development: for both safety and independence.​

Energy, Food, and Manufacturing
A combined force of newly trained tradesmen and restorative justice labor will modernize California’s crumbling roads, bridges, and energy grids; ensuring our infrastructure can withstand disasters and fuel economic growth. Simultaneously, we’ll achieve energy independence by investing in oil-production, modular nuclear reactors, renewables, and battery storage that will free California from reliance on volatile foreign markets and blackout/brownout risks.
What fuck is the going here on? Your guess is as good as mine.
Instead of the incoherent drivel above, maybe Kyle can inform us of his policies in video format.

Nevermind. :story:

He is also a grifter, you know, making money is in his genes. You can go to his "cringe faggot PAC-LA" for a whopping $60, it's 50% off!!
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Your ticket to the launch of California First Political Action Committee awaits. Join us for an evening of high-energy speeches, networking, and strategizing on all things California and America First. Experience an electrifying atmosphere as we unite Californians for an inspiring future. Enjoy peace of mind with private security included. Secure your place now and be part of Governor Langford’s vision for a better California.

You might be wondering what Kyle was doing before he joined America First. Look no further than LITERALLY SIX MONTHS AGO.


:story: You can't make this up.

Kyle's social media:
Twitter | https://x.com/KyleLangfordCA
Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/california_first_pac/
 
He was the person Ralph was interviewing, when Ralph suddenly blurted DUUU YEWW HAYT VICKEERSS, while Kyle was touting his political campaign wasn't he?

Kyle I guess was clueless about how Matthew Vickers never mind that they are both Californian.
Personally, I have a policy of refusing to vote for anyone until I know their stance on Vickers.
 
This guy is a total sperg. Nice find!
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There's also this gem of media.
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"Marry an incel or be Deported."
This guy has great potential. Honestly though, incels finding female companionship may stop them from being such massive fags. Though, I'm more of a proponent of the incel > troon > 41% route than forcing marriage against someone's will like a backwards shithole. Something certain religions still do to this day.
 
This guy has great potential.
Agreed. Can't wait to see how this unfolds.
"Marry an incel or be Deported."
So like, is he a wignat or not? I know that America First is a schizo and unserious ideology but why would he support this if he's concerned about "muh hwite race" bullshit? And I think he probably is, given the fact that his motto is ripping off George Wallace.
 
"Marry an incel or be Deported."
Kek! And just like that he got a thread here on the farms. The Gorl Tawk section couldn't stop falling for bait and are mad about it😂
 
They hoard the spite and seethe of their middle school, pour it into a chalice of failure, anoint it on the alter of some internet homosexual, then walk around with a boiling chalice of young-male sexual frustration. Unaware that it is perceived as grotesque by humans on an instinctual level.
 
He was the person Ralph was interviewing, when Ralph suddenly blurted DUUU YEWW HAYT VICKEERSS, while Kyle was touting his political campaign wasn't he?

Kyle I guess was clueless about who Matthew Vickers is never mind that they are both Californian.
Maybe Ralph did it twice or something but I know he did it for Wayne Lambright recently (who is also running for governor of California). Wayne would make a much better governor than this faggot.
 
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Someone needs to find this guy's Discord goon DM chain because you know it's pure milk.
 
It’s been awhile since we last heard from Kyle. Anyways, here he is glazing Zohran Mamdani’s win in the NYC mayoral primary.

 
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