Would you rather be able to fly or have the perfect body?

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Caveats: for the flying power you can only fly as fast as you can run and it takes the same amount of effort, levitating takes as much effort as a leisurely stroll. For the perfect body one you are granted complete control control of your muscle mass and body fat levels, no manipulating other tissues or body parts, with this power you can eat as much as you want, not work out and stay lean and muscular.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Fly. Never having to pay a cent for gas or get stuck in rush hour is just too handy.

Can you run that far? Like a said, it takes the same amount of effort, so if you get winded after running a couple hundred meters you'll get winded after flying that far too.

If I can run faster on the moon does that mean I could fly faster there too?

Yes, but you'll need a space suit.

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

Flying has to be the better option here. You can build muscle and get rid of fat through exercise but you can't train yourself to fly.

 

[DankSmoker]

So if I just felt like levitating as if I were sitting in an invisible hammock would that require effort?

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Fly, I can always work towards a perfect body. I'd also be flying so much I'd be jacked.
All you other lame autist are asking stupid questions and I just got both choices.

 

[DankSmoker]

Fly, I can always work towards a perfect body. I'd also be flying so much I'd be jacked.
All you other lame autist are asking stupid questions and I just got both choices.

Hey OP is the one that added autistic stipulations, dont blame us.

 

[Le b0wski]

If I'm flying and it takes the same effort as running do I get all sweaty or can I fly and look cool?

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

perfect body isnt that of a human

it's a grizzly bear's

OFC im gonna choose grizzly bear over flying person

 

[Waiting For The Worms]

The perfect body

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Flying is the correct answer here; it’s exercise, it’s a way to make easy money in the short term (both by entertaining people and making bets that’d be impossible for a normal person to complete), and once everyone knows about your power, every stunt department in Hollywood is going to want you. A self sustaining long term job for free.

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

I'd choose perfect body, manipulate myself into the Eddie Hall physique and throw medicine balls at the people who chose flying. Then go back to a tiny, nerd physique and deny to the cops that I did it since I'm physically too weak. The flying person would try to explain that I can manipulate my muscles at will, but would be laughed out of court and forced into a mental asylum for being crazy. He'd escape his sentencing by flying away, but the military would ram him with drones until he fell out of the sky and was taken to a government facility to be experimented on for being able to fly. Meanwhile, I'd still be incognito and free to win various athletic competitions inspired by the "false" court trial that "traumatized" me. Easy sympathy, money and fame so I can get a private pilot to chauffer me around with groupies while I laugh at the flying faggot that's now government property.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I'd choose perfect body, manipulate myself into the Eddie Hall physique and throw medicine balls at the people who chose flying. Then go back to a tiny, nerd physique and deny to the cops that I did it since I'm physically too weak. The flying person would try to explain that I can manipulate my muscles at will, but would be laughed out of court and forced into a mental asylum for being crazy. He'd escape his sentencing by flying away, but the military would ram him with drones until he fell out of the sky and was taken to a government facility to be experimented on for being able to fly. Meanwhile, I'd still be incognito and free to win various athletic competitions inspired by the "false" court trial that "traumatized" me. Easy sympathy, money and fame so I can get a private pilot to chauffer me around with groupies while I laugh at the flying faggot that's now government property.

I could just dodge your medicine balls dingus I can fucking fly

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

I could just dodge your medicine balls dingus I can fucking fly

Only at the speed that you can run. If a medicine ball didn't work I could always use a wrench instead.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

I'd choose perfect body, manipulate myself into the Eddie Hall physique and throw medicine balls at the people who chose flying. Then go back to a tiny, nerd physique and deny to the cops that I did it since I'm physically too weak. The flying person would try to explain that I can manipulate my muscles at will, but would be laughed out of court and forced into a mental asylum for being crazy. He'd escape his sentencing by flying away, but the military would ram him with drones until he fell out of the sky and was taken to a government facility to be experimented on for being able to fly. Meanwhile, I'd still be incognito and free to win various athletic competitions inspired by the "false" court trial that "traumatized" me. Easy sympathy, money and fame so I can get a private pilot to chauffer me around with groupies while I laugh at the flying faggot that's now government property.

perfect body is an immortal 500kg grizzly bear with opposable thumbs, and the vocal cord structure and tongue bone needed to be able to speak

Flying is the correct answer here; it’s exercise, it’s a way to make easy money in the short term (both by entertaining people and making bets that’d be impossible for a normal person to complete), and once everyone knows about your power, every stunt department in Hollywood is going to want you. A self sustaining long term job for free.

so is a talking, immortal grizzly bear with opposable thumbs

 

[Lords Greatsword]

I feel like another caveat with flight is that you would inevitably have the government or some other entity relentlessly attempt to figure out how you're capable of flying.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

So if I just felt like levitating as if I were sitting in an invisible hammock would that require effort?

Yes, as much effort as a leisurely stroll.

If I'm flying and it takes the same effort as running do I get all sweaty or can I fly and look cool?

You'll get as sweaty as you would if you were running.

perfect body isnt that of a human

it's a grizzly bear's

OFC im gonna choose grizzly bear over flying person

The perfect body power only gives you manipulation of your muscle and fat tissue, no changing bone structure or species.

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You could certainly change your fat distribution to be more feminine, but that's it. You'll still have have a man face and male skeletal structure.

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

perfect body is an immortal 500kg grizzly bear with opposable thumbs

Absolutely peak.

 

[Homomatic]

Isn't that a black bear?

 

[Homomatic]

Also fly, but I would use it to fuck with people at night.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

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Absolutely peak.

that's a black bear with mange

im talking this:

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

The flying person would try to explain that I can manipulate my muscles at will, but would be laughed out of court and forced into a mental asylum for being crazy.

If he can fly I think the courts would find shapeshifting believable. People have successfully sued God before after all.