What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Mass can't be created or destroyed, the argument is that the earths core somehow created new mass which is impossible.

Water comes from meteorites

The argument seems to imply that the land expands and moves, not that mass gets added
Aside from the fact that the earth doesn't exist as a closed system and mass can absolutely be added to it, but still, I agree with the marshmallow analogy, the video suggests that the existing land simply becomes less dense and the blank spaces it leaves behind fill up with water
Meteorites can bring water but I'm not sure if enough have hit the earth in that span of time to bring quite so much

This part isn't a conspiracy theory, it's just a depressing fact.
Ghost jobs and "We filled this position, whoops here it is listed again at lower pay" are just ways for the demons in HR to build their spreadsheets of applicants and how much each one would accept for a given position.

Somewhat high up in every company, every industry, every job and every corporate cult like HR, sits a histrionic woman who bases her decision making entirely on how much the barista at the local coffee shop fucked up her coffee that morning and then takes out her anger on everyone who looks the same that day

 

[Brahma]

slightly inflammatory

Can be worse than that depending on an individual basis, without being a coeliac level issue

There's a natural variation in response between people to any substance, some people are hyper responses to caffeine etc

From another thread:

Nah, even celiac isn't a binary in its response but outside that people have a spectrum of responses to gluten, largely due to intestinal flora and balance of digestive enzymes, proteins etc

Coeliac is a auto immune response, run of the mill gluten damage is related to the zonulin whose release is triggered by the gliadin peptide that gluten breaks down into. Zonulin regulates the interstitial spaces between cells and because historically we never had access to lots of food all the time, no coregulator evolved along side it, so when you've got lots of zonulin, it's akin to Angela Merkel throwing the gates open. Lots of bad stuff gets released past the gut wall and into the blood stream, lymphatic system etc

People will have a higher or lower release rate of zonulin in response to X amount substance.

Pretty sure the round the clock eating modern westerners engage in doesn't help either. The gates are open and they're still open the next time you stuff food in your gob etc

Pretty simple solution though, just eat less gluten, and give your body a chance to repair itself by not eating every waking moment

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Water comes from meteorites

333 million cubic MILES of water exist on earth. That's a lot of meteorites.

 

[one_time_user]

Fuck HR. We couldn't fill positions and couldn't figure out why. When we were able to get someone onboarded they usually didn't work out. I told our ED it was because oir hr person was a terrible human being and a waste of money. unrelated to my input, HR person was fired, her minion immediately quit and we've since filled every position, department heads have been in the interviews and everyone is happy with little turnover.

Fuck HR.

 

[Althalus]

333 million cubic MILES of water exist on earth. That's a lot of meteorites.

Suppose the water is the reason why the Earth is expanding? Liquids don't like to compress and will move surrounding solid objects if under force (basic principle behind all hydraulic equipment btw). So, what if underground water under pressure is gradually pushing the outside soil outwards until an equilibrium is reached?

My theory as to why job boards like Indeed and LinkedIn are useless for actually finding a job is due to two reasons
1. Indians
2. They are aggregating data because they either think or know an Economic crash is coming and will do mass layoffs of their current employees to employ people with the same qualifications, but they will be in a position to negotiate a lower pay.

The third reason is prices of company stock, companies want to inflate stock value by convincing investors they are growing. An easy way to do that is creating many job openings to show investors, to create an illusion of growth. Whether said jobs openings are actually filled at all, or filled at a rate proportionate to the rate of creation, would be conveniently left out of investor meetings.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Suppose the water is the reason why the Earth is expanding? Liquids don't like to compress and will move surrounding solid objects if under force (basic principle behind all hydraulic equipment btw). So, what if underground water under pressure is gradually pushing the outside soil outwards until an equilibrium is reached?

I side with ringwoodite idea that solid minerals form within the mantle and are kept in that state due to high heat and pressure, kind of like diamonds. Except, when they come to the surface, they expand, release chemicals and create water, among other things. If you've ever seen liquid oxygen return to atmospheric pressure, it expands 800 times the size from liquid to oxygen.

If that was the case, solid minerals could expand in size greatly to make our oceans. The interesting part, is if this is the case, then how often has this process happened? There's very, very, very strong evidence that a great flood or deluge like event happened around 13,000 years ago. Was this the result of more minerals erupting onto the surface of the Earth, sinking atlantis, dogerland and Zealandia?

 

[WillyPete]

Womans rights and Feminism are a ploy to lower the birth rates of 1st world countries and cause internal conflict.
The Kalergi Plan, essentially white replacement.
Global Warming and Climate Change aren't the way they are presented. I believe that they exist but they are not solely our fault and the panic is utilized by the Chinese to de industrialize us.
Hitler didn't kill himself.

Thats about that.

Also the government is intentionally poisoning the well by introducing conspiracies like flat earth, 5g mind control, lizard people and other ridiculous stuff in order to lump people with genuine concerns into the same corner as deranged lunatics and invalidate any criticism or genuine concern in the eyes of the public. Best example for this is MK Ultra. People believed that was a conspiracy at one point.

 

[WillyPete]

There is an active war on open source software, as governments loose control over technology. Reverse engineering and viewing binary files will become illegal in the next few decades under "copyright" laws. Computer science classes will obfuscate the architecture of a compiler, or not mention it at all and the only thing relating to the architecture of computers, that will still be in place, will be the fetch-execute cycle. Open source software will be ruined by cultural and political divides and employers will find using proprietary software less problematic.

If this is true, all of that will eventually lead to computers and electronics just becoming more and more dog shit while we're charged more for it, which is kind of already happening.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Womans rights and Feminism are a ploy

I don't think so, perhaps some people or groups co-opt it for such a purpose, but originally I think it was just a lack of foresight on womens' part, plain and simple
No grand scheme, no conspiracy for any kinda further plans, just "Unga, me want! You give!", a combination of a small group of reasonable women who genuinely wanted to do real honest mens' work being led astray by many, many foolish women who just wanted to say they can play with the boys but had no intent on doing so, changing their definition of gender equality in every turn until we reached the point we are at now, where it's basically just "Stop making me feel icky and uncomfy and give me everythang now!... What's equality, anyway?" it's understandably so irrational, fickle and confused because the people making demands are irrational, fickle and confused, they don't know what they want but the feminism train is already rolling so might as well use it to get whatever it is you're hankering for this week

Agree on everything else, and especially the well poisoning part, that one is so well known calling it a theory is a waste of theorizing

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

333 million cubic MILES of water exist on earth. That's a lot of meteorites.

If you have Carbon, Oxygen, and Hydrogen, you can make all the water you want by smoldering them in the core.

There's very, very, very strong evidence that a great flood or deluge like event happened around 13,000 years ago. Was this the result of more minerals erupting onto the surface of the Earth, sinking atlantis, dogerland and Zealandia?

13,000 years ago was the ice age ending. 6,000 years ago was the deluge. The running theory on the deluge was that a lake formed on top of the polar caps and eventually the ice dam broke, basically allowing a polar ocean floating atop a sheet of ice to add itself to the regular ocean, inundating the old equatorial civilization we call Atlantis.

 

[NoReturn]

13,000 years ago was the ice age ending. 6,000 years ago was the deluge.

Or maybe the math is just wrong.

Solon marvelled, and desired to be informed of the particulars. ‘You are welcome to hear them,’ said the priest, ‘both for your own sake and for that of the city, and above all for the sake of the goddess who is the common foundress of both our cities. Nine thousand years have elapsed since she founded yours, and eight thousand since she founded ours, as our annals record. Many laws exist among us which are the counterpart of yours as they were in the olden time.​

- Plato, Timaeus 21a–26a, 355BC​

Solon being: "‘the friend of Dropidas my great-grandfather, told it to my grandfather Critias, and he told me." Assuming, for the sake of argument, that Solon was 100 years older than Socrates, then we get a starting point of 455BC from which to subtract several thousand years.

Later on in the same work:

But the Greek was not, like the enquirer of the last generation, confined to a period of six thousand years; he was able to speculate freely on the effects of infinite ages in the production of physical phenomena. He could imagine cities which had existed time out of mind (States.; Laws), laws or forms of art and music which had lasted, ‘not in word only, but in very truth, for ten thousand years’ (Laws); he was aware that natural phenomena like the Delta of the Nile might have slowly accumulated in long periods of time (Hdt.). But he seems to have supposed that the course of events was recurring rather than progressive. To this he was probably led by the fixedness of Egyptian customs and the general observation that there were other civilisations in the world more ancient than that of Hellas.​

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1572/1572-h/1572-h.htm

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

13,000 years ago was the ice age ending. 6,000 years ago was the deluge. The running theory on the deluge was that a lake formed on top of the polar caps and eventually the ice dam broke, basically allowing a polar ocean floating atop a sheet of ice to add itself to the regular ocean, inundating the old equatorial civilization we call Atlantis.

I've not heard that theory before. A lake sat on the poles and it escaped? That's pretty cool.

Antarctica had a big pole shift apparently and went from lush paradise to Ice-covered wasteland. Perhaps this pole shift displaced the ice that was there and caused a big melty?

 

[nine inch snails]

conspiracy theories i believe:
- gabby petito brian laundrie murder never happened and both do not exist
- brian kohberger murders never happened and he does not exist
- luigi mangione murder never happened and him and the ceo do not exist
- karmelo anthony and austin metcalf story never happened and both do not exist

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

conspiracy theories i believe:
- gabby petito brian laundrie murder never happened and both do not exist

I was thinking about this event the other day and I think it was real, but brian never killed her.

The conspiracy theory I was thinking about was how there are either murder cults who hang around in woods, or people are targeted and then killed in woods.
In the case of Gabby and Brian, I think these murder cults who kill for fun picked Gabby and Brian, offered one the chance to live at the cost of the other, Brian escaped with his life, wrecked with guilt told his parents what happened but explained they can't tell anyone or they would be killed, then, when he went to the woods, was killed anyway.

Many people go missing in the woods. I don't believe all are animals or exposure. I think there are a group, possibly international who talk on the dark web, who hang around in the forests and woods waiting for certain types to kill.

Another case was that belgian (iirc) army survival expert who stole equipment, went to the woods, then said he would come back and murder government officials, only to be found with a gunshot wound to the face and a note saying "my bad, I got wracked with guilt and shot myself".

 

[NoReturn]

I was thinking about this event the other day and I think it was real, but brian never killed her.

The conspiracy theory I was thinking about was how there are either murder cults who hang around in woods, or people are targeted and then killed in woods.
In the case of Gabby and Brian, I think these murder cults who kill for fun picked Gabby and Brian, offered one the chance to live at the cost of the other, Brian escaped with his life, wrecked with guilt told his parents what happened but explained they can't tell anyone or they would be killed, then, when he went to the woods, was killed anyway.

Many people go missing in the woods. I don't believe all are animals or exposure. I think there are a group, possibly international who talk on the dark web, who hang around in the forests and woods waiting for certain types to kill.

Another case was that belgian (iirc) army survival expert who stole equipment, went to the woods, then said he would come back and murder government officials, only to be found with a gunshot wound to the face and a note saying "my bad, I got wracked with guilt and shot myself".

Crazy people living in the woods is on the list of "Things that are 100% real but when you talk to normies about it they think you're being a schitzo."
I think it's because the concept makes them so uncomfortable.

 

[nine inch snails]

I was thinking about this event the other day and I think it was real, but brian never killed her.

Another case was that belgian (iirc) army survival expert who stole equipment, went to the woods, then said he would come back and murder government officials, only to be found with a gunshot wound to the face and a note saying "my bad, I got wracked with guilt and shot myself".

i always ask myself, if theres a conspiracy, what is the aim? for the gabby petito story, i believe it was to distract people from the afghanistan withdrawal. they both happened at the same time. some people on the politics side of twitter were talking about the withdrawal, but most people were focused on the gabby petito story.

as for the others, particularly the most recent ones, being the luigi story and the karmelo anthony story, my theory is that these are right wing psyops aimed at dominating the news cycle so that a hitpiece against trump wont gain traction. if thats the case, its certainly working. the mainstream media are desperately trying to attack trump with this ms-13 deportee story, but its just not sticking. everyones too focused on the karmelo anthony story, which has so many details about it that are incredulous, i just dont believe its real. it has steve bannon and jack posobiec written all over it.

 

[Brahma]

If you have Carbon, Oxygen, and Hydrogen, you can make all the water you want by smoldering them in the core.

13,000 years ago was the ice age ending. 6,000 years ago was the deluge. The running theory on the deluge was that a lake formed on top of the polar caps and eventually the ice dam broke, basically allowing a polar ocean floating atop a sheet of ice to add itself to the regular ocean, inundating the old equatorial civilization we call Atlantis.

I've not heard that theory before. A lake sat on the poles and it escaped? That's pretty cool.

Antarctica had a big pole shift apparently and went from lush paradise to Ice-covered wasteland. Perhaps this pole shift displaced the ice that was there and caused a big melty?

I'm trying to remember anything about a 6000 year old deluge, all I can think of was the black sea one?

There probably was a deluge associated with the younger dryas boundary/mini ice age 12900 years ago if the comet theory is correct and it's what caused the north American badlands from melting ice cap and fucking the ocean warm current conveyors

I don't actually think there was a global deluge precisely, but lots of local/continental ones AND a rise in sea level that was probably decades or centuries long rather than a single catastrophe

 

[NoReturn]

I'm trying to remember anything about a 6000 year old deluge, all I can think of was the black sea one?

There probably was a deluge associated with the younger dryas boundary/mini ice age 12900 years ago if the comet theory is correct and it's what caused the north American badlands from melting ice cap and fucking the ocean warm current conveyors

I don't actually think there was a global deluge precisely, but lots of local/continental ones AND a rise in sea level that was probably decades or centuries long rather than a single catastrophe

I'm also on team "Something happened about 12,000 years ago" because we've got all these flood stories:

• Epic of Gilgamesh
• Noah's Ark
• Matsya Avatar
• Nugua fixes the earth
• Aztec fourth sun
• Hopi emergence story
• Waynaboozhoo of the Cheyenne's story
• Nu'u of Hawaii (which also involves a rainbow like the Noah story)

And strangely enough in the opposite hemisphere we also have a 12,000 year old DROUGHT story from Australia: "Tiddalik/Molok the water-holding frog"

 

[Dawdler]

Is it true the eruption of Krakatoa in 1883, produced radio waves, or some such? I’ve been going crazy trying to verify this. I’ve been re-reading The Chariots of the Gods?, the Lost Tomb of Viracocha, and crap like that.

Eruptions throw out enough particulates to cause lightning.

Lightning causes radio pulses as it is an electrical discharge. You can listen to it on AM radio. So yes, it's entirely possible

Back on-topic, this discussion of the NIF and trickle-down technology made me think how advanced lithography is performed in the semiconductor industry, specifically extreme ultraviolet (EUV). Without going into too much detail, ASML’s giant EUV machines behave not too differently than the NIF (perfectly timed precision drops of fluid targeted with ultra-fast/delicate lasers in a damn-near perfectly controlled environment). Besides being used to make advanced chips, I can kinda see why the west isn’t allowing ASML’s new lithography tools to be sold to China (technology has way more use-cases beyond making tiny patterns on silicon).

Yes, but no.
EUV just uses the light produced by superheated tin dropplet. It's just a very shitty approximation of mercury light.
Process itself is nothing special beyond the method that you use a laser pulse to turn it into plasma.
The mirrors and collectors and all other crap is what makes it really special since they ablate from such a high energy uv source.
China already went beyond that and created a new, much more efficient light source using electrical discharge.

Maybe instead of thinking of mountains as things that were "pushed up" by plates smashing together, mountains are what was left behind as the water level went down and new land was made in the oceans at a lower elevation.

Earth used to be so hot there were no oceans. Mountains are realistically ground that has been pushed up by tectonic movement and not the ground that was left after sea receded. You can find sea fossils in a lot of them
The definition itself is also a bit weird as there are mountains under water, just that there's enough water covering them to never see them - as well as volcano and meteor craters. Humans just aren't impressed by things they can't see.

 

[Bonesjones]

conspiracy theories i believe:
- gabby petito brian laundrie murder never happened and both do not exist
- brian kohberger murders never happened and he does not exist
- luigi mangione murder never happened and him and the ceo do not exist
- karmelo anthony and austin metcalf story never happened and both do not exist

Or the Boston Marathon bombing or Sandy Hook or Covid. How much info can you independently verify? Close to none, so we rely on the news not being a propaganda outlet for the Feds.

Many people go missing in the woods. I don't believe all are animals or exposure. I think there are a group, possibly international who talk on the dark web, who hang around in the forests and woods waiting for certain types to kill.

Lots of things happen in da woods that remain hidden for very simple reasons. Most of its drugs or alcohol. You don't go wandering in the mountains because of moonshine stills or meth labs being hidden, ontop of coyotes and wolves sounding eerily like humans and will kill and eat you and leave no trace.

Just like the West Memphis Three, the whole thing was probably the kids seeing a drug deal or the step dad doing gay shit for drug money, so they got killed to cover it up.

Crazy people living in the woods is on the list of "Things that are 100% real but when you talk to normies about it they think you're being a schitzo."
I think it's because the concept makes them so uncomfortable.

They aren't necessarily crazy but people who don't want to be found.