Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

Dumb mst3k fan said:
What did you actually want to be in Star Trek? I always wanted to be medical or science. It just seemed to be the most interesting. You would rarely be in command but you would have a better time of it
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Transporter chief. Hours seem chill, the tech is safe (until it isn't), you only press a couple of buttons every now and then...
 
JustSomeDong said:
You may want to specify what you'd be doing there. Leaving it open invites the possibility of "Crewman Ultraman Orb Dark, report to waste extraction, immediately!"

But you could be into that. What do I know?
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For one thing, it'd be Crewman Ultraman Orb Dark Noir Black Schwarz.

Second, I guess I'd like to either oversee travel schedules or help with ship maintenance. The idea of getting to work at a place where you can see and fix all kinds of starships is such a fun thing to think about, especially because there's less chance of getting vaporized.
 
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Ultraman Orb Dark said:
The idea of getting to work at a place where you can see and fix all kinds of starships is such a fun thing to think about, especially because there's less chance of getting vaporized.
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>be Crewman Ultraman Orb Dark Noir Black Schwarz
>be stationed on DS9 one day before the Klingons attack the station
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40 Year Old Boomer said:
It's all fun and games until you have to reassemble the senior staff stuck in the buffer.
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>be me, transporter chief
>transporter gets fucked by some anomaly or giant crystalline entity or some other bullshit while transporting senior staff
>transporter buffer is fucked so i dump their patterns in the holodeck
>ensign weeb is the only one using the holodeck, their patterns get dumped in his program
>he's running a recreation of an ancient earth "anime" called "Help! All My Classmates Are Reincarnated Catgirls and I’m the Only Man!"
>the entire senior staff are now all his catgirl fuck toys
How fucked am I? Am I going to be reassigned to an Oberth?
 
Probably ships counciler. If TNG is anything to go by, you can be objectively terrible at your job, completely unqualified even compared to the ships bartender. Pretty much pull bad advice out of your ass, and still outrank most of the senior staff for some reason.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
>be me, transporter chief
>transporter gets fucked by some anomaly or giant crystalline entity or some other bullshit while transporting senior staff
>transporter buffer is fucked so i dump their patterns in the holodeck
>ensign weeb is the only one using the holodeck, their patterns get dumped in his program
>he's running a recreation of an ancient earth "anime" called "Help! All My Classmates Are Reincarnated Catgirls and I’m the Only Man!"
>the entire senior staff are now all his catgirl fuck toys
How fucked am I? Am I going to be reassigned to an Oberth?
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I know you're joking, but something like that actually happened in an episode of DS9, where nearly all of the senior officers got downloaded into Bashir's spy program after their runabout is destroyed.

The best part is that the one who put them in there wasn't some random moron, but future traitor and Maquis leader Michael Eddington, meaning he very well could have been fucking with them before he officially defected.
UnKillShredDur said:
Probably ships counciler. If TNG is anything to go by, you can be objectively terrible at your job, completely unqualified even compared to the ships bartender. Pretty much pull bad advice out of your ass, and still outrank most of the senior staff for some reason.
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Hey, Troi is smarter than she looks. She learned everything she knows about piloting from the first captain she served under: Launchpad McQuack.
 
XYZpdq Jr. said:
I was thinking more random crashes and people doing a flip because of her shit therapy, but yeah if I invoked the ture name of Dianna Troy than that's really the bigger threat
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everybody just went along with her mind reading because her BJs were okay
 
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