Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Scarlett Johansson]

Karl: Billy doesn't need the money, if you offer to put on the ball gag Apollo had and take some hot sauce up the backside, he may let you keep your house and wife.

Wait...ball gag? Was Apollo into some freaky shit?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I hope his son, Biggus Dickus doesn't end up as a hapa incel.

His next chinese kid will be named Minimum Wage.

 

[James Swaggart]

This guy in comments makes a very good point.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

It's Maximus WONG excuse you.

Goddamnit I think I was confusing people making the obvious joke about the name in the lawsuit thread with the name itself… still, kid’s going to have a terrible time in high school.

That's on the tier of naming your kids after Marvel characters.

At least half of those are normal shit like Tony or Bruce. Maximus is a Redditor’s idea of cool.

 

[Sharpeteer]

It's Maximus WONG excuse you.

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Just my opinion, but not a great idea for these people to post their kids on such a public form when one in your family is hugely internet famous in a community that attracts all the drama in the universe.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Just my opinion, but not a great idea for these people to post their kids on such a public form when one in your family is hugely internet famous in a community that attracts all the drama in the universe.

Internet fame doesn't exactly attract Father Of The Year nominees anyway

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

It's Maximus WONG excuse you.

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From what I've been told in this thread prior, the romanization can be either "wong" or "wang", but it's pronounced "wong" in any case. Also if I am seeing this right, his wife took his last name, but his son didn't. That's kind of fucked.

 

[Arcadian Stag]

From what I've been told in this thread prior, the romanization can be either "wong" or "wang", but it's pronounced "wong" in any case. Also if I am seeing this right, his wife took his last name, but his son didn't. That's kind of fucked.

The "a" in Wang is pronounced kind of like a short aaaah like you make at the doctor, not like how you say the a in fang, so its kind of halfway between an english a and o, imagine adding a "ng" to the end of saying one. The dominant romanization system of Chinese changed from Wade-Giles to Pinyin which changed it from wong to wang, like how you see taoism and daoism, mao zedong and mao tse-tung and stuff like that.

 

[PrestonHolt]

I can't wait to hear the "whole story" from him, I'll probaby frame the script and put it right beisde Rakieta's "whole story" once they come out,

 

[Hateful Maggot]

Spoiler: Archive 360p

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I honestly cannot tell if he's legit retarded and doesn't understand what he did wrong or if he's just a massive cunt that will keep denying he fucked up until the day he dies.
Either way, this nigger will be sentenced to Internet irrelevancy after his appeal

 

[30+GameOvers]

I honestly cannot tell if he's legit retarded and doesn't understand what he did wrong or if he's just a massive cunt that will keep denying he fucked up until the day he dies.

Why can't it be both?

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

I honestly cannot tell if he's legit retarded and doesn't understand what he did wrong or if he's just a massive cunt that will keep denying he fucked up until the day he dies.
Either way, this nigger will be sentenced to Internet irrelevancy after his appeal

So far, A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
He blew his one chance to move past this and is going to dig himself into a deeper grave.

 

[#DSPositive]

Don't give a fuck bout all this shit I just want me sommore albino nigger pickup advice. Please Karl. I'm tired of this callused speedrunner handcunt.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

That's true though, his son has the backlog of his Dad's Pick-up Artistry retardation to look forward to

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Don't forget that bitch jobber was going to make videos about Billy's family "when I win" for the crime of.....siding with his dad. The King of Kong was living rent free in this faggot's mind.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

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That's actually a very nice picture maybe if he would stuck to making videos about random nobody's he could enjoy his money and his family but probably not too autistic

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Don't forget that bitch jobber was going to make videos about Billy's family "when I win" for the crime of.....siding with his dad. The King of Kong was living rent free in this faggot's mind.

And organize a gaming tournament in his honor.

Billy could so such a funny thing now. Register the Trademark D-Fame, organize D-Fame Arcade Tournaments.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

His discord has now moved on to the world's #1 priority issue: abortion.

 

[yesman404]

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God fucking damn it, he's going to use a 4chan post as evidence in his appeal.

Didn't this fag say in his trooncord that he doesn't use 4cuck? But posts a 4cuck screencap?