Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Not only that, but he decided to make things worse for himself by making insulting videos on the guy who was suing him for five fucking years.
I just can't imagine making videos about a lawsuit I'm in, when I've been in a courtroom multiple times where it's hammered home "Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you". Like, why just pour oil on yourself when everything you have is on the line? Why have a lawyer if you're not gonna listen, I know the lawyer wasn't okay with those dumb thumbnails.
 
Why have a lawyer if you're not gonna listen, I know the lawyer wasn't okay with those dumb thumbnails.
I'm a big fan of this one
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I know this place has a really negative slant.
But I honestly think it's a bit ridiculous that Karl owes 400,000 dollaridoos for saying something which lets be honest here, isn't that absurd.

Billy Mitchell is a litigious cunt, and saying that this retard killed himself cus he got sued by this litigious cunt, isn't that crazy considering it did seem like there way a payout when it was said.
Lots of people are cheering this guys financial destruction and I don't really get why. Fuck gay lawfare in any capacity.
Karl knew from the very beginning that he and his friends were named and blamed in Apollo's suicide note. Karl tried pinning it on someone he didn't like to save his own ass. All of his wounds are self-inflicted, and he deserves every last one.
 
I just can't imagine making videos about a lawsuit I'm in, when I've been in a courtroom multiple times where it's hammered home "Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you". Like, why just pour oil on yourself when everything you have is on the line? Why have a lawyer if you're not gonna listen, I know the lawyer wasn't okay with those dumb thumbnails.
Because he's prideful. He thinks he's in the right, therefore he is.
 
Like, eeeeeeeeeeven H3 kept the videos on his lawsuit forever ago to a minimum, and wasn't nearly as actively slanderous/defamatory to Matt Hoss. When H3 looks smart and sensible next to you there's trouble.
Completionist had an ongoing suit with a random GTA Online roleplay server, but until Karl made his video on it, you likely had no idea because Jirard never said a peep about it to his viewers.

Now whether you like him at this point or not, he kept quiet about his suit, and he at least pretended to take responsibility and apologize before throwing out an empty threat.
 
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His wife and child seem like wonderful people and don't deserve this. I would completely understand if being a speedrunner gives women the ick now, as it gives someone NEGATIVE earning potential. Gamers have enough of a stigma as it is, and while they aren't going out attacking people, they are blinded by their own supposed grandeur and heroism to do real harm like putting their family in debt and danger thinking they could avoid it because they got some good scores or times. No WONDER the SJWs saw us as easy targets to slander that no mainstream normie would run to the defense of.
 
It sounds like he's saying Karl's lawyer scammed him by racking up the bill and not giving a great defense. What he probably doesn't realize is Karl is a spiteful cunt and was deliberately racking up the bill because he was confident he would win and Billy would be ordered to pay 95% of his costs.
funny that you mentioned it, he just concluded that Karl probably thought to "run up the tab on Billy"
 
Billy Mitchell is a litigious cunt, and saying that this retard killed himself cus he got sued by this litigious cunt, isn't that crazy considering it did seem like there way a payout when it was said.

No we don't need evidence your honor, it just seemed that way at the time.
seek help for your KoK obsession, stalker.
Use code Billy for 10% off.
 
His wife and child seem like wonderful people and don't deserve this. I would completely understand if being a speedrunner gives women the ick now, as it gives someone NEGATIVE earning potential. Gamers have enough of a stigma as it is, and while they aren't going out attacking people, they are blinded by their own supposed grandeur and heroism to do real harm like putting their family in debt and danger thinking they could avoid it because they got some good scores or times. No WONDER the SJWs saw us as easy targets to slander that no mainstream normie would run to the defense of.
Makes his behavior all the more puzzling, doesn't it? That he kept begging Billy to sue him and that he thought it would be fun and exciting to put his family through years of stress and financial problems. And over what exactly did he do this? What would he have actually gained if he won the lawsuit? He wouldn't have even made all his money back.

This is why all speedrunners become trannies because you have be absolutely exceptional to care about this shit this much.
 
Completionist had an ongoing suit with a random GTA Online roleplay server, but until Karl made his video on it, you likely had no idea because Jirard never said a peep about it to his viewers.

Now whether you like him at this point or not, he kept quiet about his suit, and he at least pretended to take responsibility and apologize before throwing out an empty threat.
But that's just it isn't it, Karl wanted to milk this as his big public win. He stook everything into this because being the guy that defeated Billy Mitchell would make him the coolest gamer in the Kindergarten class. This man has a goddamn family but that still doesn't tickle his pride and sense of accomplishment, he HAD to ruin a guy whose last crime against video games was probably before he was even born
 
No WONDER the SJWs saw us as easy targets
No, you're an easy target because you listen to women peeing Ryan. Lol

It sounds like he's saying Karl's lawyer scammed him by racking up the bill and not giving a great defense. What he probably doesn't realize is Karl is a spiteful cunt and was deliberately racking up the bill because he was confident he would win and Billy would be ordered to pay 95% of his costs.
I think the lawyer asked for the additional $200k because his client is such a fucking moron, and makes a lawyer's life more difficult when they're trying to defend you, keep you out of prison, etc.

So Karl is doubling down and is going to make it worse for himself?

Karl Jobst, more like Karl Copests.
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The fact he wants to appeal and made this video in the first place instead of a statement is baffling and retarded. Eh what expect for someone who uses AI as a reliable source for a lawsuit.

Anyways a word from a TRUE legend

 
The fact he wants to appeal and made this video in the first place instead of a statement he could've had a lawyer read before posting is baffling and retarded. Eh what expect for someone who uses AI as a reliable source for a lawsuit.

Anyways a word from a TRUE legend

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He could have also just posted nothing. The scary people on discord aren't going to get you if you don't have a verbose response published within their timeframe.
 
He could have also just posted nothing. The scary people on discord aren't going to get you if you don't have a verbose response published within their timeframe.
He's a chronically online internet personality with a massive ego. In the video he even says that his fanbase talking shit about him hurt him more than the lawsuit loss itself.
 
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