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I.B. Niggin said:
You know what's better than a 2010 7?

DEVIL MAY CRY 3.

But in all seriousness, I wouldn't mind seeing him play stuff like Maximo or with that new Onimusha announcement months back, play through that trilogy.

Just anything but THQ or UbiSoft type slop.
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Maximo is my jam. You get to save big titty bitches, and they reward you with keys, chests, money, hints, etc. (Capcom USED to be great.)
 
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I'm going to be real here
DMC is overrated as an action game
don't get me wrong it's great and better than 90% of modern action game and souls slop but it's such a boring asnwer for favorite action game.
it's like saying your favorite Jrpg is final fantasy.

play more action games, Wonderful 101 is better than DMC 1-5 in everyway, combat, story, characters excluding luka, mechanics, learning curve. creativity.
it's the same god damn director that made DMC and it's his best work, better than bayonetta.
W101 is "what if dmc had soul?"
this is coming from someone who has a minimum of 300 hours in dmc 3, 5 and 1
W101 is just a better made game and rewards you if you know how to abuse certain aspects of the combat.
the fact that every QTE has a unique fail cutscene just screams soul
Wonder Red > dante
Wonder Blue > vergil
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get the fuck out of my face DMC simps, dante has always been a nothing character.
Red is an actual character. it's the ONE time that a by the book character is done right,
it's like Adam west batman gave you 1 chance before he throws you off a building and chops your head off.

and no, I DON'T want synth to play it, it's too good for him
go play spyro or something, stay away from my Baby game Kino
DMC fans are too fucking good at annoying people to play their slop.
W101 Bros know the Struggle, they Don't need to shill it, it's just a near perfect game. and doesn't ever need a sequel, a reboot or a shitty anime.
that's what DMC is for, it needed 3 games to "get it" and there are equally as many bad DMC games as good ones
W101 got it right the first time. just like bayonetta, (she's even playable in W101)

this is what the average DMC fan looks like:
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DMC IS TROON CORE
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Kharash said:
Why do you think he always copes about the vagina thing? Somehow he thinks it makes it less gay. He's still dreaming about futa Abby fucking him in the ass.
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A based Japanese man known as Nekoarashi created the mythical Futa-Guide to answer these kind of questions about the Futa fetish and the people that enjoy it (such as Synth)

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Synth likes his Futa's with balls, and self-inserts as the male sub in the Futa with Male scenario, this fact tells us that Synth sees the Futa's as some sort of Ubersmench and he as the untermensch that gets dominated and "punished" by the superior and girly Futa-Cock! (Maybe it has something to do with the compartmentalized trauma that Synth had with the female sex irl), NekoArashi clearly explains that part of the appeal of Futa's with males is the power dynamics, you can take the role of the woman in the relationship with a being that you perceive as a superior woman that wants to be with you, and won't judge you because you don't live up to the expectations of a real man.


What Synth wants in a Futa is to let go of the male responsibility and take the subservient, easier role of the real woman in the relationship, the only way to do this in real life is to be the chasersub in a relationship with a tranny or be a gigantic faggot with a prolapsed anus, both things are undesirable to the average futa fetishist. The Futa Gooner does not have an outlet for these desires other than masturbation (anal masturbation included) or getting over that emotional trauma with women, reclaiming that lost male spirit that society killed with their extreme prejudice against a subset of individuals that didn't deserve to be hated in the first place.

(Althought I can't explain Synths comments about the correlation of Femboys and Futas, maybe he's a little bit of a faggot, ngl, but I still think he's based as fuck).
 
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Uity69 said:
just because tranny like a game does not makes it gay. You gotta stop giving them that power over you.

I like fallout new vegas, trannies like that game too, that doesn't make new vegas troon core.
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PROOF that DMC niggaz can't take a joke
lmao just look away nigga
How about this, I don't ever have to worry about W101 becoming troon core because it only sold 101 copies (I am 1 of 101)
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joking aside
Only OG's remember how important W101 is
I WAS THERE
I STILL HAVE MY WIIU COPY
 
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FrogMinutes said:
PROOF that DMC niggaz can't take a joke
lmao just look away nigga
How about this, I don't ever have to worry about W101 becoming troon core because it only sold 101 copies (I am 1 of 101)
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joking aside
Only OG's remember how important W101 is
I WAS THERE
I STILL HAVE MY WIIU COPY
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>Kamiya
>W101 becoming troon core
That faggot sold his soul to his jewish overlords parroting idpol bullshit, oh and he's a tranny chaser

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Nindo said:
>Kamiya
>W101 becoming troon core
That faggot sold his soul to his jewish overlords parroting idpol bullshit, oh and he's a tranny chaser

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the moment he took off the W101 mask off his pic is when he stopped making good games.
I don't want to ruin synth's hype for Okami 2, but he should know that Kamiya has never directed a sequel before. RE2 doesn't count
and ever since project GG and Scale Bound got canned, he hasn't made anything since Wonderful 101.
I don't think he has it in him anymore to make something interesting.

Just note to all okami fans and fake kamiya fans (Dmc fans)
everything that Kamiya's been working on for the last 15+ years has either been canceled or dropped by a publisher.
seeing how Okami has some elements that showed up in Wonderful 101, I'd hate to just see him make Okami 2 W101 (too?)

See? Even when I love W101 more than A dmc fan loves his slop, Im not going "errm just add weapon switching and add jump canceling" to every action game I see, how about do something interesting instead?
 
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9enacgbpo8 said:
I thought I should also post the response here since he likes seething about people posting truth about him.

I thought he's funny and real unlike the other right wing grifters. I started to watch the stream archives to get more. The more I watched the more I realized that he's just a toxic retard like DSP. He acts and says things literally like DSP. He plays like a retard, his takes are often retarded, is toxic to his fans, bans people for stupid reasons, lies about being shadow banned, scared of being banned bc he's doing it for money like a grifter, and so on. He's a retard, hates his fans, doing it only for money. No thanks. In short he's just a guy with autism, there's nothing real about him, only his delusions.
You know what? The biggest issue is that Synth is fucking boring. It's only funny when he's racist or rages like a retard, but as a streamer he's boring as fuck.

I like his cope that he's good at Breakers when the game is just a checklist that requires zero skill.
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I still have no idea what a real right-wing content creator is.
Can you give me some examples or explain what key opinions a real right-wing content creator would typically hold?
 
Would love to see Synth play Binary domain or Alpha protocol. Both games are pure white man's kino. Even if Binary domain was made by the Yakuza devs
 
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Olter said:
Would love to see Synth play Binary domain or Alpha protocol. Both games are pure white man's kino. Even if Binary domain was made by the Yakuza devs
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He played Alpha protocol once on stream, you can easily find the archive on youtube. He said it was decent but I don't know if he ever finished it
 
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He played Alpha protocol once on stream, you can easily find the archive on youtube. He said it was decent but I don't know if he ever finished it
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You are right, thanks I will have to watch it later. But he should still check out binary domain. Very underrated
 
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