King Of Braves
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I'm sure Rowling will totally read her tweet and give a shit. But at least her followers are reminded that she's one of The Good Guys.
Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.
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JK Rowling will be in the History books while no one knows who the fuck you are. You're just a twisted up ghetto whore people laugh at when they notice your existence. Your own grandmother is disgusted by you and you even made sure the world knew it when you posted your family gathering photos.
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You just know that at his point in her life she’d happily drop her e-fame and politics if she met a 6’2” tall, independently wealthy, attractive man looking for a tradwife.
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"Yes, yes, we know you have a tough life now put the fries in the bag. What do you mean you don't know how to season a steak? No I'm not gonna tip you extra because you have a college degree in journalism, can you just bring me my soda? Listen lady, I am not following you into the alley for whatever 'premium' service you are talking about. I don't care about subscribing to this Twitch thing you keep mentioning, just bring me my meal"
- Some Alyssa ~ Customer interactions probably
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She singlehandedly financed a lawsuit that protected women rights all across the UK from being undermined by this trans-sexuallity fad.
And her reward is ... leftist retards get triggered so hard they write her little mad messages.
Total victory.
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Look lady I don't know what a Kotaku is but can you just put the fries in the fuckin bag
Mod Note: In case it isn't obvious from the nametag, this is AI.
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Whenever I said "You will never be Anisa" (YWNBA) I was joking but I think Anisa might actually be Alyssa's hero since she has been in Hasan's house twice because of her boywife.
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I don't know if a waitress can afford such an expense.
King Of Braves
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No one wants a tradwife with that face, those boobs, or those tattoos.
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You misspelled trashwife
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Did she take these pics at work? "Uh, Ma'am... I asked for the strip steak."
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Alyssa seems to confirm that she lost her Kotaku job and is having trouble finding another because she can't fucking log off.
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I saw this on bluesky first, a logical place to post such an embarrassing thing because you need to have an account to read it, but then I saw she ALSO posted it to her public twitter.
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This absolute idiot. The culture war grifters didn't get you fired, Alyssa. Your insistence on continuing to provoke them, DM them, taunt them, and give them ammo against you did. You can't log off because any attention is good attention to your BPD addled prefrontal cortex.
That's why you're posting this embarrasing admission to Twitter where JT and 8Bit Eric and all those small time bandwagon stooges like Toasty can see it and make a whole monetized youtube video or 3 hour Kick stream about it. This is YOUR GRIFT for attention. It's a whole grifting ecosystem. You get attention and they get ko-fi peanuts.
It's the same mentality as deathfats who complain that they can't lose weight and nothing works when they refuse to eat anything but fast food and sweets, they KNOW on some level like any human does that to lose weight you have to eat lean proteins and vegetables but they won't do it because it just doesn't feel as good as slurping up goyslop.
Alyssa will never stop creating the conditions for ongoing online shit flinging with her govenment name and half-naked selfies all over it because the peace of mind that comes with chilling out will not feel anywhere near as good as having people talk about her constantly.
[A]I saw this on bluesky first, a logical place to post such an embarrassing thing because you need to have an account to read it, but then I saw she ALSO posted it to her public twitter.
[L/A]This absolute idiot. The culture war grifters didn't get you fired, Alyssa. Your insistence on continuing to provoke them, DM them, taunt them, and give them ammo against you did. You can't log off because any attention is good attention to your BPD addled prefrontal cortex.
That's why you're posting this embarrasing admission to Twitter where JT and 8Bit Eric and all those small time bandwagon stooges like Toasty can see it and make a whole monetized youtube video or 3 hour Kick stream about it. This is YOUR GRIFT for attention. It's a whole grifting ecosystem. You get attention and they get ko-fi peanuts.
It's the same mentality as deathfats who complain that they can't lose weight and nothing works when they refuse to eat anything but fast food and sweets, they KNOW on some level like any human does that to lose weight you have to eat lean proteins and vegetables but they won't do it because it just doesn't feel as good as slurping up goyslop.
Alyssa will never stop creating the conditions for ongoing online shit flinging with her govenment name and half-naked selfies all over it because the peace of mind that comes with chilling out will not feel anywhere near as good as having people talk about her constantly.
bro i swear this mid chick thinks shes a model with how much she posts herself
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Insane that the AI gave her those random sketchy looking blobs of tattoo and somehow they're better looking and with better placement than her real ones.
It's psychotic for a 35 year old who's in a relationship and doesn't have a gig where posting pics of her body is necessary for advertisement like personal training or lifestyle influencing. That's part of why I think they're body checks. The one thing she has complete control over in her life is her diet and workout routine. She's implied having eating disorders in the past. When someone calls her fat as a generic insult she can look at all her pictures and say "lol the trolls are wrong about me!"
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Who would have the bigger public freak out after being told to "Put the fries in the bag!": Mercunte or World of T-Shirts? How many donos would it take to convince that former pimp that tard wrangles Josh Block to have him livestream in the diner Alyssa works in?
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Any bets on how long it takes before she gets fired because she spent most of her working hours in the bathroom, trying to get just the right angle so her butt doesn't look like a plumber's ass?
"Alyssa, where the hell are you? We are swamped and need all hands on deck!"
"I HAVE BEEN TRYING MY BEST FOR THESE PAST 20 MINUTES TO GET THE BEST ANGLE AND LIGHTING TO HIDE MY STRETCH MARKS! THIS IS THE BUTT SHOT THAT WILL SURELY GET HASAN TO NOTICE ME!"
"Seriously? Turn in your apron - you're fired"
"ALL YOU GODDAMNNED MEN ARE THE SAME! NOW I NEED SEVERAL DRINKS AFTER SUCH A HARD DAY!
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King Of Braves
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"I was doing my job *well* before all this happened"
I mean as someone who has been following this cow before she DM'd Smash JT's wife I just sincerely beg to differ. She was clearly using her position as an editor of Kotaku for self promotion and 'look at me I have influence in the industry ' good god she featured HERSELF POPPING BALLONS in the autoplay videos on the site. I think G/O media had fair/legitimate concerns with you being the forefront defender of sweet baby inc at every mention and potentially leveraging your position as editor to dox people for simply boycotting games they worked on.
I think this aspect really stands out as why she's unemployable as a gaming urinalist because she's rabidly anti consumerist and is a cry bully drawing your company into e-slap fights with randos nearly everyday. There are plenty of game urnalists who shill the same projects she does without the drama,posting their asshole or threatening anyone. It's not that just she's a liability she lack any self awareness or accountability : she doesn't regret a thing:in her mind The chuds should have simply bought star wars outlaws saying sorry mommy and Smash's wife should have divorced him the instant she read her DM followed by him deleting his channel for ever uttering a word she disagreed with. Game journalism to her should be uniform shaking their fists at the sky because a percentage of consumers wont open their wallets. Nothing is my fault it's these damn chuds and the media not paying me for being a crazy asshole.
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She's doing it for attention but mostly she is trying to rewrite the narrative for legal/grifter reasons. She is a Tomlinson level delusional scumbag and lying for pity is more natural to her than just not saying anything when she fucks up. She does the whole "I'm a tough guy who will spoonfeed you your teeth/I'm a victim baby uwu" switch up on a dime he does too. Twitter literally has ruined people like this to the point that they cannot be part of polite society. She's isn't gonna last long at whatever dive bar she's trauma dumping on people for tips at either becuase she's a sperg.
IT IS NORMAL TO GET FIRED FROM A JOB AS A PUBLIC FIGURE IF YOU POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF POOPING ON THE SAME ACCOUNT YOU USE FOR WORK BTW