He'll nail himself to the BDSM cross, and claim he's being martyred like Jesus for being funny and weird.
Who is the guy? He seems to know what he's talking about a bit more.
From the hours of court YouTube gave me, judges normally go under the PSR, unless there's a significant record of cause to nail him.
Like Christ he is tied up on a cross
Shit that was quick. Wonder what it means.
FTFY. He'll go out like Ryan Dunn, because that's totally cool.
My money is on the judge accepting the recommendation and ordering Nick to turn himself in next week.
Well, he is already deep into sucking cock as well... maybe he will hit a tree while trying the elusive driver seat blowjob.
I think it will largely go on what comments the Prosecutor has. They were originally thinking something like 18-21 months, but have they read something in that report to change their mind? No idea.
it doesn't indicate the outcome either way. the judge knew what he was going to sentence before he walked in there. he could have just as quickly sentenced 2 years probation no jail.
He'd probably have had better luck if he'd been represented by Frank Black of the Pixies rather than Frank White of the Retards.
Execution by firing squad round the back of the courthouse.
He's been incredibly reticent of late, I only saw him snark at someone once since, though I can't be bothered to keep up with his twitter any more. Me thinks he knows he's fucked.
