Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

[Polyarmory]

All in on Chantal again. I didn't post last time because I thought it was so obvious that Chantal was next that it would be like cheating to call it that late, but instead I got felted privately.

Although part of me wonders if she'll ever die at this point. A mortal woman with her lifestyle and condition would have died years ago.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I’m also betting it all on Guntal. Can’t be wrong a third time, right?

 

[HamFan]

I voted for Evie because she's older, has a bunch of screws or whatever in her ankle, and needs oxygen 24/7, but is too vain to always use it.

If J had gotten the tit chop, she might be my choice. But she's young, and I think still has a lot of eatin' in her. I guess we'll see if she continues the T.

Anna is putting her health in peril, for sure. I might change my vote after the gut chop. But I would miss her the most.

 

[handledegree]

This has been the easiest vote for Chantal I've ever seen, She can only be lucky for so long

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Born 1980 so 45ish

She looked so old to me and I’m around her age I thought she was elderly

 

[Cougar Pump]

She looked so old to me and I’m around her age I thought she was elderly

I was off by a year, the obits stated 1979. Still, yeah, 45 isn't 'pop your clogs' old except for the fatness. Hard to tell age with the bigguns, the fat melts wrinkles so they can look 12 and 80 at the same time depending how you squint.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

Anna has always been my dark horse and I think it’s time to put my bet on her.

 

[Jimjam the zimzam]

Chantal, just cause her little giggles when she's porking out make me want to strangle something

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Honestly I think ALR is going to have a health related crash out sometime in the next year or so.
Like major heart failure and no one finds out she died until a few days later

 

[New & Improved Username]

There are 4 cows that I don't follow but

I'm going with Glitter and Lasers this time. Reasoning: she's been doing medical procedures and trying drugs. She flies which could stir up circulatory issues. She tries to do stuff.

 

[Sneedy McSneed]

I couldn't decide between Juliana and Evie. I chose Evie since she's older and requires oxygen. She's lost some weight but I feel like once she hooks another feeder to leech off of, she'll put all the weight back back on and more and become fully bed bound.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm going with Glitter and Lasers this time. Reasoning: she's been doing medical procedures and trying drugs. She flies which could stir up circulatory issues. She tries to do stuff.

That's true, like that fat travel writer who died on an airplane.

 

[mothmans]

Honestly I think ALR is going to have a health related crash out sometime in the next year or so.
Like major heart failure and no one finds out she died until a few days later

Looks it's just you and me taking this bet so far. I get a similar feeling and it's all amplified by the fact that she no longer has a live-in caretaker like she has in the past.

 

[Acceptable]

simply Sarah and Chantal were around the same age like 40’s
She got some sort of virus/sickness (suspected norovirus) before passing
If Chantal were to get any sort of severe sickness in her travels abroad she would done for.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Sticking with J, but it was difficult looking past Evie. I suspect Evie gets more medical care than J though who seems to prefer medical negligence.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Other— Kelly Lenza. She may be hooking up with freaks she meets on Fetlife. She’s got the beetus and she’s extremely depressed. I know it’s a tight race, but I don’t have a good feeling about her mortality.

 

[Miltank]

Gonna have to say Hungry Fat Chick sadly, she’s in her 50s which is way past the average lifespan for someone her size.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Other— Kelly Lenza. She may be hooking up with freaks she meets on Fetlife. She’s got the beetus and she’s extremely depressed. I know it’s a tight race, but I don’t have a good feeling about her mortality.

I hate to say it, but it would be doing her family a favor. She is nasty.

Gonna have to say Hungry Fat Chick sadly, she’s in her 50s which is way past the average lifespan for someone her size.

Yeah, Candy is living on VERY borrowed time....and she knows it.

 

[Detective Carey]

I just wanted to stop by and say whoever tagged this the Kentucky Fried Derby is a goddamn comedic genius.

 

[NoBueno]