Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I've never in my life heard about a doctor asking anyone how many fucking words their 15 month baby knows unless there was a severe development problem involved.

It's pretty standard to give an ASQ at every visit, in the USA, and it definitely asks that and a lot of other developmental questions.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She's calling herself a "transgender game developer" now.



The queer one is laughable too.

 

[Pargon]

She's calling herself a "transgender game developer" now.

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The queer one is laughable too.

I was gonna write some stupid scenario with a game dev rep interviewing her for a position only for them to tell her that her previous position was the result of the actual creative team failing to have the foresight to maintain a living document on the world and its characters but then I realized in no version of reality is Becky looking for a job so I just banged out this nonsense instead

Imagine bragging about being a filing system. A shitty filing system, too, comparatively, and I don’t just mean because it’s her, I mean just on account of being (something resembling) a human

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

So the polycule was perfect and the baby was being raised by a whole commune and us squares wouldn't understand how amazing it was. Then Daniel had only ever been the sperm donor and who even cares that he's gone except for the fact that the money dried up? Now Becky is a put upon fulltime mommy and her ex isn't stepping up and she isn't sure if that's normal or not?

Meanwhile she has an insane number of tweets where she talks about being too afraid to feed her kid, refusing to change diapers, and taking multiple days to smoke weed and play videogames and not do any parenting at all. It's amazing. Her need for hourly asspats and constant validation means she can't help but tell on herself over and over again

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Can anyone decipher this?
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I Can't tell if she means Daniel is saying it will be just as important to be there for future children with the new girlfriend, or if it means the already existing, non-related kids of the new girlfriend. That barely makes sense either.

I'm sure there are more layers/parts to this (it's not one week, Becky, keep telling yourself that), but I think she's obfuscated so much she lost the plot.

“I know it might look like Daniel’s the one doing all the parenting, and indeed I have previously talked about the fact that I don’t do shit for my own baby, but actually it’s the other way around. Please ignore previous instances of me making performative posts about how ‘she is everything to me’ while posting photos of my neglect-deformed baby.”

This is the most obvious instance of “every accusation is an admission” I’ve ever seen.

 

[Stinkyboy]

*stares in never made a game
*stares in retard rage
*stares in wears dresses and is a woman

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Mother of minecraf baby who miraculously had like 5 or more "first words" (after walking "for the first time" six times or so) worried that said baby should know five words by now.

Its like she's fried her brain with so much weed that she can't even remember what she said 2 weeks ago. Or maybe she just thinks her audience of tranny asspatters is too fucking stupid to catch on. And they seemingly are.

I like the performative "thank the gods and here's some Jewish gibberish I am so blessed for this moment my child is so special" grandstanding.

It would be funny in a "10 year old making shit up for attention" kinda way but then you remember she's a grown woman with an infant child.

God I fucking hate this bitch so much.

 

[salt]

“I want to read middle grade books and YA without the baggage of admitting I want to read books that are literally for children. I want unchallenging slop but still want to feel like a big girl.”

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Becky's going to be one of those insane moms that accuse their teenage daughters of trying to Becky's boyfriend. I feel like there's a name for that.

Becky is already going full on "Precious" by using Hannah to lure in fresh pervs with those photos of her nude or brandishing sex toys, so as soon as Hannah hits puberty Becky is going to see her competition for men.

Funny how Becky was TOTALLY fine with the prior status quo of neglecting Hannah to get high, Jackson gooning all day on Fetlife, and Sam & the tranny taking up space while Daniel was the one working all day to keep a roof over their heads and Becky in toys & weed....but now that Danny found him some non-crazy pussy, NOW she's mad about it?

It's especially laughable that she's painting Daniel as a do nothing when Becky spends all day crashing out on Bluesky, getting smoked into a coma on the couch, or trolling online for strangers to be a slampig for.

 

[sarna]

She has not made any visible actions on the site yet, but Becky's Fetlife page is active again.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

She has not made any visible actions on the site yet, but Becky's Fetlife page is active again.

The Becky post-baby saga just keeps getting better and better. She's constantly digging her own hole by continually admitting that all she does is getting high while Daniel made the money to support her and Hannah, making that parental alienation folder fatter each day, and now she's primed to start gooning all day on Fetlife like Jackson when she should be teaching Hannah how to say more words other than "weed" "REEEEEEE" "slampig" "no" and "SHHHHH!".

Any bets on how long before she moves in another tranny or perv that she met on FetLife? I give it one week before some fat, ugly "genderqueer" that isn't allowed within 500 feet of schools starts moving in. You know - to help fuck up neglect molest raise Hannah!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I've been looking for clues about who Daniel might be dating, because you know Becky can't not go scorched earth.

Spoiler: probably nothing, but maybe something?

I looked at her recent blocks on Clearsky and found that she blocked user manicpixieee 11 days ago. That name stuck out to me because we all know Becky fancies herself quite the MPDG trope herself, and I'm guessing Daniel has a type (otherwise why put up with a Becky for so long?).

The username has zero skeets, zero replies, so it seemed strange to block the person. Especially after I looked at their Reddit account under the same name and discovered a quirky Latina who spoke Spanish, loves perfume (didn't Becky go through a perfume thing a while back?), and seems pretty inoffensive. In fact, for a hot second I thought this might be a Becky sock - but they're too sane.

Anyway, all I got is her name is Sonia and she has an MS in Engineering and physics (per Reddit). She has a single user photo (featuring a pink hair stripe) on SoundCloud and a Snapchat avatar. If anyone else is intrigued, have fun. Possibly nothing at all though, and I acknowledge that.

I apologize for the autism. The Beckycule breakup is better than any cheeseburger reality TV out there.

Regarding the FetLife reactivation - I know the day is soon coming when Becky will be liking gross butthole photos or something while she's supposedly fully immersed in caring for Hah-nuh.

 

[HexBawxUno]

She's calling herself a "transgender game developer" now.

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The queer one is laughable too.

No. No. No. Rebecca, “transgender game developer”?

Has she ever written a line of code? She isn’t even up to the level of Brianna Wu here.

 

[Penne Dreadful]

Has she ever written a line of code? She isn’t even up to the level of Brianna Wu here.

She was in charge of telling Anthony Burch how good and worthy of archival his League of Legends writing was.

 

[Sister Miriam Godwinson]

I'd ask if she went in her transition as far as wearing man's clothes, but I know she didn't. The entire "transgender game developer" thing in hilarious.

BRB, putting "Britsh gold medal shot putting champion" on my Linkedin resume. I never set foot in Britain, never competed in the Olympics and never picked up that thing they are throwing, but apparetly it matters little these days.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

lol she’s just like the police/military wives who use their hubby’s rank for clout except she’s somehow absorbed Daniel’s career through osmosis I guess.

If there’s a god and he loves Becky posters, Daniel’s new squeeze will be the aforementioned juicy dangerhair true n honest LATINA because it will piss off trailer park Becky who claims Cuban heritage. Even better that she smells nice, is fluent in Becky’s language larp of choice, and has an actually impressive degree that amounts to more than the paper to wipe her ass with. Chad physicist vs blown out virgin archivist. Latinas famously love big families too, can you imagine the feast we’d have if Danny knocked her up?

 

[AfghanBlue]

If there’s a god and he loves Becky posters, Daniel’s new squeeze will be the aforementioned juicy dangerhair true n honest LATINA because it will piss off trailer park Becky who claims Cuban heritage. Even better that she smells nice, is fluent in Becky’s language larp of choice, and has an actually impressive degree that amounts to more than the paper to wipe her ass with. Chad physicist vs blown out virgin archivist. Latinas famously love big families too, can you imagine the feast we’d have if Danny knocked her up?

Becky hears her exclaiming "Oy!" to scores of verbal approval from Daniel and the baby as the trio screech away in the car, on his custody time in the very near future,.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Breakdown on Shabbat, band name called it.

I'd post the replies but they're all variations of "so sorry ::hugs::"

 

[Kosher Dill]

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

What parenting for two days straight will do to a BPDemon