Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Scorpion From MK]

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Enjoy prison, Baldo child.

 

[Tiger Jack]

All of the other inmates are going to make fun of your gay tattoos in jail, Nick.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He pissed that judge off. God bless the Honorable SJW for making @Fapcop's dream of a Nick-free Qayla come true.

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwis on scene are reporting he wore a purple Joker suit? What a fag.

 

[200MB]

Do we get the transcript from the sentencing? From what the lady on Divinity's stream was saying it's pure gold.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope this doesn’t jeopardize his “Rumble deal.” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Do we get the transcript from the sentencing? From what the lady on Divinity's stream was saying it's pure gold.

We should, but can take upto a week or so

 

[Desktop User2]

I hope this doesn’t jeopardize his “Rumble deal.” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

"Rumble deal" is prison slang for how many cocks he will take a night?

 

[Captain Manning]

The only thing I can do now is channel this old post from Null, because it says it all.



Hoooooly shit guys. This is beyond my wildest expectations.

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"He can not use any alcohol."

Yeah, he's going to prison... eventually. Calling it now.

He ain't gonna make it 5 years sober. I doubt he'll make it 5 hours.

Also, thanks for the clip Mom.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

What does: “May be deferred on complaint with probation” mean?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"Rumble deal" is prison slang for how many cocks he will take a night?

Ask @EyePeeToo. Whoever he is, he is PISSED lol.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I hope this doesn’t jeopardize his “Rumble deal.” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Or the law license. He could be a real jailhouse lawyer.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

What does: “May be deferred on complaint with probation” mean?

I think if he’s a good boy he gets to not have to go to jail, and a lot of the thread is celebrating a little early. Will have to wait for lawyers to chime in though.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I was sweating my ass off doing yard work and just found out.
I WAS gonna get chinese food, but should I get pizza like I said I was going to if he got jail time?

Surprising they're waiting so long to have him report, though.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Or the law license. He could be a real jailhouse lawyer.

I’m sure this is exactly how he wanted his life to pan out. Can’t wait for him to explain how he knows “the real story” behind his sentencing. LMFAO!

 

[Big Mommy]

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Part 2 - Recommended setencing and Rekieta's courtroom speech

 

[Oliver Onions]

My honest vote is that nick gets middle to light sentencing today. No jail time at all. However, I think that will still be good, cause we know how lowcows like Nick get when they win something and eventually go into a L with their boasting and ego hitting a peak.

This is my position too. I don't know if Americans still pretend their prisons are actually rehabilitative, but there would be no point sending Nick there either way. He wouldn't learn from it, it would just re-enforce his narrative that he's being turned into a martyr by the state.

Plus if he goes to jail we stop getting entertainment unless he's able to smuggle an ass-phone in and stream from jail, but if he couldn't be bothered to stream while free I doubt he's gonna make the effort while he's busy dodging Tyrone's advances. I guess he could at least keep spite-tweeting while recovering in the prison ward.

ETA: Disregard that I suck cocks (and just saw the community feature). I look forward to seeing Nick acting like a tough guy once he emerges from his 30 day stint.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

What does: “May be deferred on complaint with probation” mean?

It is being overlooked here. Essentially if Nick takes a knee to his probation officer, passes drug tests and other such things, he can avoid those days in jail.

The Judge is basically saying "This is serious, it's happening, follow the rules or you are done"

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I hope this doesn’t jeopardize his “Rumble deal.” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The 5k locals gift is going to be freshly stamped license plates.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

if Nick takes a knee to his probation officer, passes drug tests and other such things, he can avoid those days in jail.

IF